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  1. ''t-this time i'm really leaving you guys, i swear!''

    1. Tokage

      Tokage

      [2 hours later]

      [wheezing and sweating while staring at a computer screen filled with static] DISBANDMENT.... HIATUS... NEW MAXI-SINGLE...

    2. Biopanda

      Biopanda

      "I-it's not like I wanted to give you news anyways, baka!"

    3. Tokage

      Tokage

      [comes back after like 3 days and pretends nothing happened]

  2. cant BELIEVE people are still sad about a magazine in the current year.......

    1. Kawaii_Minpha

      Kawaii_Minpha

      I don't know how i would react if i was a fan of these magazines, but i never take magazine because i can't read Japanese. Anyway, i can find most informations about releases and photos online, and magazines i received were always only promotional for other bands. So i just always take a quick look for kawaii photos to scan ^w^ or for new bands, but i couldn't actually read the magazines. But i think it's like newspapers, even in 2016, some people will always prefer their things on paper instead of online sources only.

    2. echo

      echo

      I think a lot of it is the nostalgia as well? Like a lot of us grew up/went through those angsty years with SHOXX. I honestly thought SHOXX would be around for a long time, so it's kind of shocking and makes me remember "the good ol' times" lol 

      Plus I'm just one of those people who prefer paper to electronic T^T

    3. Kawaii_Minpha

      Kawaii_Minpha

      ^Afterall, it's not really different than prefering CD more than buying download (from iTunes). Having an item in hands is different than seeing something on screen, and it can have this collector feel too.

  3. holy shit my parents just unexpectedly sent me a new laptop lmao what the fuck

    1. Atreides

      Atreides

      Wow I wish my parents were that cool :roll:

    2. nekkichi

      nekkichi

      "son... no one should suffer through that much xtube lag. here, have a new laptop!"

  4. guess the jrocker: sweaty weed man

  5. OH SHIT Y'ALL I JUST GOT PEARED

    1. XàYamiJamp
    2. Tokage

      Tokage

      i was walkin down the street w/ several bags of fruit and when i got home i noticed that apparently there was a hole in the bag containing my pears and they'd all fallen out somewhere on my way home............................................. pears....................................................

       

      more like... disapears...........................................

    3. XàYamiJamp

      XàYamiJamp

      AHAHAH you are tard, like me. """"" love ya """"" ahahahaha

  6. how hollywood gonna make new movies now that all the stars except for clint eastwood r gonna move away ??????

    1. WhirlingBlack

      WhirlingBlack

      Jon Voight will be around as well. They could just play every role in every film.

    2. Tokage

      Tokage

      can't wait for the new season of the walking dead (starring real zombies)

    3. peffy

      peffy

      hollywood is moving to canada too

  7. got a bad case of that ''essay writing burnout'' and i still need to finish 2 big ones within the coming 10 days, good shit :))))))))))

    1. nekkichi

      nekkichi

      I used to run a random text generator for a set # of words when that happened during my uni years and replaced it with paragraphs of actual writing;

      having a visual reference as a number of pages somehow helped to write faster (ymmv tho.)

      good luck, lol. 

    2. Tokage

      Tokage

      i sort of do something similar, tho in my case i just hold enter until  i get the required no. of pages & leave em blank so i can slowly see them filling up

       

      tbqh i wish i could just use a random text generator to write my essays in their entirety...

    3. platy

      platy

      good luck, remember to give yourself time away from procrastination and the task at hand to just chill.

      Also, eat fruit.

  8. backdrop cinderella's 2k15 album just secretly popped up on jps :OOOOO

    1. Tokage

      Tokage

      The 2013 one too!!!! holy shit!!!!

    2. Peace Heavy mk II

      Peace Heavy mk II

      Is that the tank one?

    3. Tokage

      Tokage

      nope, the one w/ the guy in a suit & girl in a dress, the tank one was the 2k14 album

  9. bees by dr. dre

    1. Jigsaw9

      Jigsaw9

      deez by dr. dre

    2. Jigsaw9

      Jigsaw9

      nuts by dr. dre

    3. Tokage

      Tokage

      GOT 'EM.....

  10. i cant BELIEVE Shinzo Abe's gonna drop his own cd

    1. PsychoΔelica

      PsychoΔelica

      I can't believe Shinzo is an actual name.

    2. Shmilly

      Shmilly

      It's ABElievable.

    3. Komorebi
  11. mediafire slow as SHIT for anyone else these days or is it just my connection bein shit?

    1. nekkichi

      nekkichi

      works ok here.

    2. JRD

      JRD

      It's slow as shit for me too. Uploading and downloading. Mega seems to work perfectly for me though.

    3. Tokage

      Tokage

      same here, all other sites work perfectly fine, slsk works fine, just mediafire's slow as molasses..

  12. At some earlier point, I found out that apparently KISS are selling officially licensed air guitar strings (which literally seemed to amount to nothing more than an empty plastic bag attached to a piece of cardboard w/ a picture of the band on it), and the only thing I could think of was "I wonder when Yoshiki's gonna get in on this market"

    1. Himeaimichu

      Himeaimichu

      Yoshiki probably already has full Air Band kits in preparation xD.

      And plot twist, it's a surprising success. Not because it's just literally imaginary instruments. No, because one of Yoshiki's business plights finally didn't fail!

    2. nick

      nick

      He once teased us with a blank CD two years ago.

      7Z6wQlF.jpg

    3. nekkichi
  13. Meme concept: Pornhub comments on Visual Kei band/promo photos

    1. Himeaimichu

      Himeaimichu

      Don't forget Porn Titles for Vkei PVs xD

    2. anadentone

      anadentone

      i saw this about a video XD

      1greyq.jpg

    3. Peace Heavy mk II
  14. Ronnie Radke is LITERALLY the only visual kei musician who matters

    1. doombox

      doombox

      How dare you forget Andy Biersack!!

    2. Peace Heavy mk II

      Peace Heavy mk II

      Robert Smith invented visual-kei

    3. Licio123
  15. its up to toshiya or kaoru to cum thru w/ another god tier solo project cuz so far kyo's the only one who seems to be managing (and that's mostly due to the strength of his backing band lmao)

    1. Zeus

      Zeus

      i have to agree with @Carmelzors. don't forget kyo's weird poetry side project that also spawned music in the same musical dimension as sukekiyo. maybe the nature of the straw man called the average dir en grey fan has changed from what i thought it was, but i at least had enough faith in diru fans for them to be accepting of some weirdness. there's a lot of weird shit among the cruft of all their albums

  16. what happened to that 1 downy side-project that was supposed to have contributions from like kaoru, morrie etc. (iirc)? did a release date ever get announced?

    1. emmny

      emmny

      LMFAO THIS IS AN INDICATOR OF HOW HARD IT FLOPPED...it came out and no one gave a fuck bc all the guest spots were catfish asf

    2. Senedjem

      Senedjem

      good album honestly 

    3. Tokage

      Tokage

      wait - the thing actually came out?!?!?! wtf how did i miss this

  17. Lack.co, Clack.inc... Slack.biz?

    1. returnal

      returnal

      vkei's dot-com bubble is going to be lit!!

    2. nekkichi

      nekkichi

      scruff.app

    3. platy

      platy

      sounds like the onomatopoeia that wooden clogs make

  18. [dying old man voice] adoratio....

    1. Peace Heavy mk II

      Peace Heavy mk II

      I miss the old mucc too

    2. sixblacknine
    3. Jigsaw9

      Jigsaw9

      [Kyo screech] itsa meee mariooo

  19. llll-Ligro- were actually pretty damn good..

    1. Aferni

      Aferni

      Try their vocalist's session band, Jigenshiki: uadjet. As of now they only have two releases/ One of which is posed here and another one which Zeus reviewed.

    2. Tokage

      Tokage

      oh, that's the same guy? i didn't even know, i'll have to check it out in that case

    3. Zeus

      Zeus

      @Tokage it's literally the same band, just a different name and different members. pls check them out

  20. RIP George A. Romero, another horror legend gone :/

    1. Jigsaw9
    2. Ada Suilen
    3. Ada Suilen

      Ada Suilen

      And now even Martin Landau... :-(

  21. where the fuck is klaha

    1. saishuu

      saishuu

      probably working in an anime café doing bits as Tuxedo Mask

    2. The Moon

      The Moon

      probably working a close @ yoshinoya 

    3. seikun

      seikun

      There must be artists within the scene who know his wherebaouts. Japanese are secretive. I kind of dislike that.

  22. both @herpesand @DESTINYGUY0316just HAPPEN to turn 29 on the same day..... hmmmmmmmmmmmm.................................................................

    1. Chi

      Chi

      coincidence? I THINK NOT!

    2. DESTINYGUY0316
    3. herpes

      herpes

      Gypsy magic 

  23. brutal kei bands take notes

     

    1. Bear

      Bear

      Fucking Barglar, man. 15 demos, 9 EPs, 5 full-lenghts, 4 compilations and some other shit released since 09. But from their first demo in 09 and until 2014 they only released that one demo. The rest has come between 2014-17. 

       

      I can't decide on if I think they are utter fucking shit, hilariously bad or pretty decent (at times).

    2. Peace Heavy mk II

      Peace Heavy mk II

      Kyouka who?????

    3. IGM_Oficial
  24. Shuuji #1-era cali gari = the original Cabinet of Dr. Caligari

     

    Shuuji #2-era cali gari = that weird Dr. Caligari movie from 1989 w/ the penis arm and the giant mouth growing out of a wall

     

    f a c t s

    1. Peace Heavy mk II

      Peace Heavy mk II

      What about both not-shuuji vocalists

    2. Tokage

      Tokage

      dont exist

    3. Peace Heavy mk II
  25. The Novembers are gonna cover L'arc en ciel's CRADLE on their new EP lol

    1. plastic_rainbow

      plastic_rainbow

      totally was not expecting that....

    2. Mamo

      Mamo

      Pretty stoked actually

    3. Tokage

      Tokage

      the genre crossover NOBODY expected, no idea that the other covers are though

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