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Any band name that makes it deliberately hard to search for them.

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For me it's Schwartz:Mist idk if the second word is supposed to be english but if it's german like the first one tries to be, that translates to black shit. also, dad-aroma.

i hate shit like this: ？？？ (read "hatena") Uma ("yuuma"... how is anyone gonna think anything but horse) 麺’ｓ卵 ("men's egg") 彡 ("keno") DragonWAPPPPPPER, Berallwarp Rheim, P*Route, ギャックメン (gyackmen, sounds like a hairball), Guy's Family, PIECElang were all p bad キナルラ/kinarura as "kenllre" is awful Develop One’s Faculties and breakin' holiday sound dumb as hell too. i think you can't beat a punchy one-word name that doesn't have some ridiculous reading.

cocklobin, man! It might be cute to say it while in Japan. Even publicly. But not so much when you're in English speaking country. For the sheer misunderstamding it might cause. "Hey, what are you listening to?", "cocklobin, man!", "heyyy! there's minor here!" 😂😂😂

Their single 「Another」will be released at their lives on 2019.01.10 and via their web-shop. Their second single (Title not yet unveiled) will be released on 2019.03.12. Their first one-man live at 大阪(Osaka) will be held on 2019.03.29 at 心斎橋BEYOND(Shinsaibashi BEYOND) They will hold a sponssorship event on 2019.04.03 at Shibuya REX. To celebrate their first anniversary, the band will hold a one man live on 2019.05.03 at Ikubukuro EDGE.

Any band name with unnecessary punctuation marks in it.

shilfee and tulipcorobockles - no idea how to pronounce it

meme

I am glad they got a decent fanbase to perform at O-WEST

okay now THATS a reach, that song was boring af. +4 on hoping the full versions sound better on this though, previews are tricky. I don't understand why people want this to sound like eve's avelcain, no one in ex-avelcain will sound like avelcain bc avelcain WAS eve. If you want avelcain v2, either listen to old lycaon or eve's new band. At this point, you'll have to assume everyone's shit post-avelcain will be totally different, since we barely got to see the true talent of the members (if any) or their musical interests. Eve has a bit of a boner for early 2000's stuff, so its nice Karma's also an old school fan, seems they had that in common. Also going from an overproduced gimmick to something more genuine for Karma is pretty exciting--assuming he actually has some say in this band, which I feel he does.

The band will release their first album on 2019.03.20.

Funny that you say that, akane just tweeted about recording songs with vocaroo lmao

THE MAD SIMPSON takes the cake - edgy, nonsensical and ALL CAPS! (killer band tho)

Best way to spend sunday, locked in my room crYing to llll ligro hysterically

The bunnygirl piss ŚĨŁѴĔŘ БĚĂŠŦ Merry badend L-The World

oh lord. there's a bunch of bands with terrible names, especially new ones. i'm gonna challenge myself and list 20+ from the top of my head (they're not ranked btw) Houts Chicktak Chic Boy An Cafe/Antic Cafe??? cuz I never know what they're actually called Xaoce (pronounced CHAOS) LA bate RIMCAT Rides in Revellion (...) nuvɔ:gu (new vogue) D, S, M, etc. Sadies Marry nano Mother ted [email protected] BLESS THIS MESS SUPER BOYS Black Gene for the Next Scene Initial'L Tear City DIERRY CALL Frantic EMIRY グラビティ↗↗楽しさ♪FULLVOLTAAAGE!!! *

he's not even trying to sing on beat LOOLLLL king

Known about this forum for some time but never really bothered making an account. Today just felt like the right time ƪ(˘⌣˘)ʃ I’m a fan of most music and most visual lei by extension, but mainly I stick to 90s-00s bands. I hope to get along with everyone here. Until next time—.

The dog in the video is really cute~ I also enjoyed this song. ACME never disappoints me. xD

Found this forum by chance. English is not my mother tongue but I'd like to see how English speaking people think about v-kei. My favorite bands are DIR, mejibray, dezert, dadaroma. Recently addicted to xaa-xaa, and trying to listen to ki-zu. Nice to meet you.

sounding cheap and uninspired and having a bad vocalist isn't enough?

2018 is the year of unfortunate band names. They should do a two-man with CHICBOY. 😂

I predict: ~ Yoshiki will promise a new album that'll never come to pass ~ some dibanded band will come back ~ brutal- kei bands will appear whatever version of Hey!Hey!Hey! is still going. ~ DEG will revive diaper-kei ~Jin-Machine will do a song about bunnies ~ Dog in the PWO will finally disband ~ Golden bomber will finally ay off some debt and go on a break/disband ~ some band will be in a scandal for honking and bonking bangya and becoming a daddy ~ Kameleo will reform! (I hope) ~ Codomo Dragon, Royz and Kiryu will all finally come out with a full cd ~ some band will have some silly ass name like "fidget spinner" ~Unite will do some gangsta rap shit singing about dropping "doki doki cookies on yo ass biatch" lastly, ~Kaitou sentai will have a cool song out that'll get a "fuck no you aint" letter and it'll never see the light of day

one thing i can say is that i'm at least glad most VK bands don't just settle for the boring 'The [adjective] [noun]s' or 'The [noun]' band names that said, my pick is ANGRY FROG REBIRTH. I know it's not a VK band, but still..

Obscure would be a good example of this. They're the band Lay and 4ge formed after Fatima disbanded with singer/guitarist Nobara, and the only way I could find any trace of their music was by Googling "obscure nobara". To top it all off, Lay and 4ge changed their stage names to Cake and Zizimakia respectively. Other shitty band names: * BUNNEIES * 0801弐209336 * Crazy★Shampoo * Un=(XAG) I found those all on a list a while back, as well as some others that have already been mentioned. These guys are also on that list I found. They disbanded a while back, but they honestly weren't that bad. Not the best, but they had some pretty good songs. I would recommend Daphnis, Grisaille and Cock. Yes, Cock. Also, who could forget Bump Of Chicken? They were originally gonna be called Cowards Strike Back, but it got mistranslated as Bump Of Chicken. I mean... I guess I get it? A coward can be described as chicken, and if you strike something, you may bump it... ETA: Also, do you guys remember Dirty Darkling

Ugh. So sad 😭 For anyone curious as to his music, he had a youtube channel that has some live videos (that I can't embed for some reason, I'll just leave the link here.

me giving free hugs to the bizarre-kei stans in obvious need:

Lol they just have the worst luck

If I remember correctly they've been playing that "ELVIS" song for a few years now, not sure what it is either. "SHADOW PLAY" is most likely a Joy Division cover (basing this on the fact that before they became a 'full-time' band with the current lineup they covered stuff from '80s goth/post-punk bands like Christian Death, Joy Division or Bauhaus). edit: I also just noticed the title "exit" there on the setlist. I'm not sure whether they made a song with this title (I'm not keeping up with them much lately) but back around 2008-2009 when they started they used to play a cover of this Killing Joke track.

-Satsuki and/or Sana will tour Russia and with a lot of luck Europe again -Kamijo will also be back to Europe probably with Versailles? -More bands will try crowdfunding -Kaitou will get ~70 people at taibans at the weekends and still no label will take them on, forever to be self-published. They will do a parody song of Sick2 -Lack-co will keep releasing very little, San and Milks BL duo stuff takes off with their 10 fans that they will become a serious GLK band. Lol

babe..

Bassist is tadadhi from plastic tree

A lot of vaporwave cassettes the past few months. Just copped ローマンRoman - P A L M S , ショッピングワールドjp & SAINT PEPSI - Winner's Circle, and Diskette Park - Stray. As for vk, I just pre-ordered the "Complete Edition" of Shiina Mio/APPLIQUE's RELIC E.P. Now we just wait *_*.

I fucking love it. From the comments here I was so sure this would be him doing the same bullshit sellout routine everyone seems to be doing, but to my surprise it's Karma's attempt at the more Luna Sea influenced 90's style in the same cruddy way I've come to love him for. He's such a fucking boy I don't know why I ever doubted him.

Hm I liked less tracks than I thought I would still it’s not as worse as i thought after reading the comments and I mean it might turn out great in full vesion? Looking forward to where this will go

ACME are starting to rival DIV. They're not quite there yet, but it's only a matter of time. I hope they come to England in the future. Also, I love the dog in this video. Reminds me of the DIV song Pieces, which seems like a really sweet (yet basic) love ballad at first, but then in the last verse, it's revealed that he's singing about his dog. That made me squee a little when I first heard it.

Plastic tree 2.0

Ack, this thread existed? I think I'll be in this club for a while *pulls up a chair and sits down* Still single and probably will be for a while. Currently, I'm focusing on school and would like to wait until I feel my life is steadier (if a relationship happens). A friend of mine asked me if I ever planned to date and/or get married, and it got me thinking that whatever happens will happen. If it happens, then that's great. If it doesn't, then that's fine with me (personally). I've never had any serious relationships. I almost had one a long time ago, but it fell through due to complicated reasons as usual ^^; I think the mentality of "you have to be dating someone" is a bit odd. Each individual has the choice of whether they want to be in a relationship with someone or not. No one else has that right to tell you (in general, no one in particular) that "you should be dating someone" since you are the one who will be experiencing the relationship, not anyone else. Also, I don't want to be in a relationship with someone to validate my existence. I feel quite content with who I am and I don't want someone else telling me about myself. I'm up for changing into being a better person or compromising with other people to make things work, but I think you should stick true to who you are and not morph into someone else completely different that makes you feel unhappy/uncomfortable. I've seen people be in a relationship and completely change themselves because of their partner. It makes me sad to see this because I believe people in a relationship are equals, not subservient to their partner. (I'm speaking in general terms and not about any specific circumstances/situations.) (Yikes, this post was longer than I intended 😅 I apologize if I didn't make any sense. It's almost three am over here, and I'm somewhat tired, but I wanted to respond, lol.)

Eins:Vier Vo.山田浩文 (Yoshida Hirofumi) and Gt.中村佳嗣 (Nakamura Yoshitsugu) acoustic unit, "yohiaco" will release their 2nd album, "kéɪn" on March 13, 2019 for 3000 yen. Accompanying the album's release will be a nationwide tour which will take place from March 17 through May 25. The unit was formed in February 2014 and their first album, "yohiaco" was released at live venues and their webshop in May 2016. Tumblr OHP Twitter

I will only pay 150K if I can also sleep with her, No need sex or funny business like that, but just in bed, maybe talking and nibbling on chips and drink tea, anything less that is clownery!

poggers

This. I can't stand the Raid. Used to like them but quickly got annoyed with it's members. Never liked Golden Bomber and never will. Also generic opinion, but I can't stand Mejibray and Gazette. I agree with what everyone here is saying about 0.1 no gosan. Also sorry, but I don't like lynch. Also have irrational dislike for Satoshi (ex. DIV, Laplus). Idk, why.

My latest purchases. Please excuse the shitty photo! Emergency Express 1992 ~surging the next crisis~ 黒蝪蝶 (Kuroageha) - 帝王切開 黒蝪蝶 (Kuroageha) - 遺書剥奪 (3rd Press) GACKT - Episode.0 Skywings - The Advent Melody (2013 version) Mars Brigade - Progress

THE END OF Morphine, THE START OF mama. 2017.07.31-2018.11.28 アリガトウゴザイマシタ (Arigatou Gozaimashita)

This song has been therapeutic to me as of late so I decided to translate it. Lyrics: Lime Music: Lime Kanji: petitlyrics Romaji & translation: me Kanji: 怨ミ節 Romaji: Urami bushi English: Song of Resentment Enjoy! ^^

Ahh hell yeah man. Lots of good stuff churned out during this period. One of my favorite tracks would be this one right here. I might have listened to more of their discography, but I seriously don't remember. I do remember listening to this one track very heavily though. I remember when I first heard 'em, I called them the VK SOAD loll.