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Kameleo- karaoke band with a label

DID- edgar allen poe with strep throat

Fest Vainqueur -  Japan's version of Queen

Exist Trace- five guys that aren't really guys

Codomo Dragon- Pokemon music for edgy highschoolers

SuG- If Shirley Temple was a guy and was trying to be edgy and those other four

Anli Pollicino- a male model with  band

Dir En Grey- that older kid in school who likes to scream alot

The Gazette- only loved for the bandage & the midget on drums (friend quote)

Mejibray- born 2.0

Pentagon- Halloween Music sound at Target

BFn- a way too serious guy with his cross dressing friend

Arlequin-  screamo+ pipi longstockings hair+ girly goth name

Kiryu/ My Dora- Japanese noh band before and after Crack.

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M-Flo: Lavish Asian guys who feature artists who feature them

Sigh: See artist name for description

Dead End:  Oyaji rock trying to remain relevant

Zazen Boys: If you like scratchy sounds, this may be your favorite band

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envy - dude with a cap yells (not anymore tho) while the band plays christmas tunes

 

勝手にしやがれ - old men trying to be cool

 

the god and death stars - they play the same song again and again ...and again

 

all my favorite j-indie bands - nobody cares OR why did you sell out you bastards

Edited by indigo

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On 2016-09-09 at 2:10 AM, Tokage said:

Plastic Tree (old) - depressed puppet man forms smashing pumpkins/the cure tribute man

Plastic Tree (new) - [sound of a Loveless tribute record skipping]

IM FUCKJHSJKDAASKKA

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GOTCHAROCKA: A less rainbowy version of Spiv States ft. Jui's voice

 

Purple Stone: *shattering glass in the distance*

 

Sukekiyo: Chill music with Kyo crooning like a baby

 

Arlequin: Band with mildly bizarre outfits and even weirder "screams"

 

Pentagon: How long can you one go on making spoopy music that doesn't sound much different than the last single? Let's find out.

 

UNiTE: Music that deserves to be in a video game

 

Vidoll: Another semi-emo band of the 2000s 

 

Sick2: More video game music with a weebish touch

 

The 3rd Birthday: L and the others

 

Avelcain: The emoest of the emos with traditional ornamentation randomly mixed in

 

I'll most likely add to this if anything comes to me

Edited by gekiai

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Janne Da Arc: Alvin and the Chipmunks

 

Acid Black Cherry: Alvin without the Chipmunks

 

D: greenpeace activists trying to be goth vampires

 

Vamps: how many times can we pull off the same wardrobe?

 

Matenrou Opera: that guy whose throat vibrates more than a dildo and others

 

VRZEL: pretty version of Kiyoharu + dudes no one really cares about

 

Morrigan: let's reform and change our names, see if we sell this time

 

Diaura: nazi wannabees

 

As'REAL: like, who da fu** even are these guys.

 

Biosphia: shitty growling and leather

 

L'Arc: anime openings, yay!

 

Mardelas: Asagi really has boobs now

 

Gackt: I'm a barbie girl, in a barbie woooorld

 

And more...

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the GazettE: No, there's nothing wrong with his nose.

 

X-Japan: There's an album coming out someday, probably, maybe. Until then, here's some chips.

 

Mejibray: See how many ways a man can incorporate a fishnet shirt into his costume!

 

(Also, I love this thread.)

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On 9/9/2016 at 5:27 AM, emmny said:

gibkiy gibkiy gibkiy:

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LOL THIS exactly mirrors my thoughts when I saw them live (I was there for liphlich, emmure & MORE). I was thinking: can you stop shouting the same words over and over and actually start the song???

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Memento Mori: The GazettE, but much less generic and more traditional Japanese

Inugami Circus Dan: Corpse Paint is really just edgy Kabuki makeup

Kiryu: Oh, this isn't too bad *sees the music video for Aien Kien* WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS THAT??

Plastic Tree: What is this? The Cure? You some edgy Goth or something? 

Sex Android: Doctors by day, spoopy spikey haired punks by night. 

My Dragon: Is this Sailor Moon?

Kuroyuri To Kage: Combine Mucc with Dir En Grey and every Eroguro band ever, eat it, chew it up, spit it out, eat it again, swallow it, and puke it out, and somehow get a masterpiece. 

Kagerou: The best band by a ded boi ever thought of

Edited by AimiGen7

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Minus= soft ballet without ryouichi endo

Velvet eden= the space transgender vampire?

The studs/mad cap laugh/ gads= aie& the friends band

Lynch= aie's friend band

 

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So hilarious topic! Why haven't I realized this before?!

 

Ok, here it goes:

 

DIAURA - World War II soldiers with lipstick.

D - Fantasy vampires, cross dressers and men singing high-pitch vocals.

MORRIGAN - Pretty boys with long long hair, leather garments and make-up.

DADAROMA - You can expect us to wear something unexpected everytime. We like to do funny faces too.

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GRIMOIRE - Grown man pretends to be a neglected child with serious emo tendencies while his friends dress up as animals

GALLO -  The vocalist has a fetish for viciously slapping his throat while he sings.

sukekiyo - When a bunch of old dudes manage to turn their glossy long black hair into an AVANT GARDE FINE ART performance.

aicle. - It's like schizophrenia in song form.

 

 

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moran - they're like a, um.....like a butterfly in a cocoon? so they be like, some type of like a cocoon. then they grow, so as hitomi is walking down to the run-walking down the runway, he's gonna grow. cuz the butt-the butterfly is actually is in the cocoon, this is the cocoon. and which is moran, the butterfly.

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Baroque : (actual quote from Ryo during a Christmas live) "If some you are single this Christmas, we will be your boyfriends tonight."

 

MUCC : Looking like they could kill you just by looking at you, but they're actually cinnamon rolls.

 

BUCK-TICK : Classy vampire uncles that love to drink wine together and love cats.

 

Aki : Too sexy for his shirt.

 

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