VK horror stories extravaganzaaaaaaaa~~~

[gintongles 4]

Mana without makeup.

[Shmilly 519]

GACKT's facial surgery culminates in a Michael Jackson cover album.

 

It has been foreshadowed.

 

Spoiler

 

[madygrain 515]

-Daisuke is discovered to be still alive and is thrown to jail along with his secret husband for life insurance fraud

 

- Cosmo-Shiki covers Galneryus' Angel of Salvation

Spoiler

with just an harmonica and a triangle

 

[nekkichi 6043]

Mana-sama comes out as two straight twin sisters impersonating each other for kiis

[Takadanobabaalien 3607]

Hide x 2pac hologram concert at Tokyo dome

[Enki 137]

The return of Adidas-kei

[PIZAZ 238]

Vk gets it's "me too" moment spearheaded by a remorseful, reformed Kisaki, breaking everyone's mind

Ariana Grande claims vk as an inspiration, proceeds to do a 90's white-kei/r&b mashup album that brings a bunch of unwanted attention and misused money to the scene. Bad auto tune makes a comeback and ridiculous ponytails/fiveheads become new trends, pissing off most fans in the process

0.1g no gosan and Mathilda are forced to play a year long, nationwide tour together. It starts out rough and only gets worse- tension from the vocalists of both bands leads to canceled shows and releases. Both bands break up before the tour is over. Gosan's vocalist goes missing shortly after and rumors of him being eaten are passed around on tanuki as fact every time either band is brought up.

[Komorebi 2193]

42 minutes ago, PIZAZ said:

Ariana Grande claims vk as an inspiration, proceeds to do a 90's white-kei/r&b mashup album that brings a bunch of unwanted attention and misused money to the scene. Bad auto tune makes a comeback and ridiculous ponytails/fiveheads become new trends, pissing off most fans in the process

tbh, I can honestly see this trainwreck happening XD

[saiko 429]

On 2/7/2019 at 3:21 PM, Peace Heavy mk II said:

 

 

 

 

A US-made documentary on visual-kei that only discusses X, Gackt, Miyavi, and The GazettE with 0 mention of the indie scene or any other founding fathers / influencers. Endingo is interviewed

 

More vkei x Drag Race cross pollination happens. RuPaul eventually says "Eroguro" and twitter creates discourse on how problematic the scene is due to the lack of Korean pop inclusion / they find out that 90's bands used swastikas as an aesthetic

My god, this is so accurate

[Seimeisen 4406]

2 hours ago, PIZAZ said:

Ariana Grande claims VK as an inspiration, proceeds to do a 90's white-kei/r&b mashup album that brings a bunch of unwanted attention and misused money to the scene.

Don't worry, I wouldn't expect Ari to discover VK at any point in this lifetime. However...

 

On 2/7/2019 at 10:21 AM, Peace Heavy mk II said:

More of those visual-kei covers anime omnibuses spring up, in addition to ones where they cover Western acts. Dezert covers Metro Station, Soan Project Feat Mikiru from Dio cover Greenday, Dadaroma ""reinvent"" "Wreckingball" and the visual-kei facebook group tries their damndest to shill their effort. Kim Petras is not featured

... sukekiyo will cover "God is a woman"

 

On 2/7/2019 at 10:21 AM, Peace Heavy mk II said:

More vkei x Drag Race cross pollination happens. RuPaul eventually says "Eroguro" and twitter creates discourse on how problematic the scene is due to the lack of Korean pop inclusion / they find out that 90's bands used swastikas as an aesthetic

Not a nightmare, I am totally here for VK x Drag Race cross-contamination, HoNEeeY~

 

On 2/7/2019 at 9:32 AM, suji said:

Ryutaro Arimura performs with Fuckturnal Buttlust

🤢🤮🤮🤮

[Avalon_vkei 5]

Juka comes back 😟

[Gesu 1537]

Didney buys Tanuki and makes sure all rumours are family-friendly. They also make a film starring Hizaki and Kaya as the two new Disney princesses with them fighting for Kamijo's affections (sorry to bring him up again, he's just so easy to speculate about), only plot twist; Teru wins his heart instead and it becomes an iconic piece of LGBT media

[suji 8317]

1 hour ago, Gesu said:

They also make a film starring Hizaki and Kaya as the two new Disney princesses with them fighting for Kamijo's affections

I'm here for this

[Arkady 396]

7 hours ago, Gesu said:

They also make a film starring Hizaki and Kaya as the two new Disney princesses with them fighting for Kamijo's affections (sorry to bring him up again, he's just so easy to speculate about), only plot twist; Teru wins his heart instead and it becomes an iconic piece of LGBT media

I'd carry my lazy ass to the cinema and pay all 8,5 euro of the ticket to watch it.

[LIDL 692]

Klaha opens twitter and instagram account. First post ever was about mana locking him in her basement all these times, and only now he manages to escape. Also confirms Mana is actual vampiress

[violetchain 912]

^Great, now I have a mental image of Mana following potential singers around "You"-style, stalking them on social media, and keeping them in a fancy gothic birdcage in his basement lit only by a single candle, with classical music playing in the background to cover up the screams for help as he and his dinner guests drink tea...

 

Thanks for that. 😟

[Gesu 1537]

1 hour ago, violetchain said:

^Great, now I have a mental image of Mana following potential singers around "You"-style, stalking them on social media, and keeping them in a fancy gothic birdcage in his basement lit only by a single candle, with classical music playing in the background to cover up the screams for help as he and his dinner guests drink tea...

 

Thanks for that. 😟

Haunting imagery, though. If you aren't a writer already, I say you should become one.

[suji 8317]

IIIRD  actually turns out to be a lupin III tribute band and become one of the most iconic vk bands of the decade

[Karma’s Hat 3107]

On 2/7/2019 at 7:21 PM, Peace Heavy mk II said:

A US-made documentary on visual-kei that only discusses X, Gackt, Miyavi, and The GazettE with 0 mention of the indie scene or any other founding fathers / influencers. Endingo is interviewed

 

This one is so likely to eventually happen that it's not even funny

[Peace Heavy mk II 7200]

1 hour ago, Disposable said:

This one is so likely to eventually happen that it's not even funny

Wait, was this not the 2019 predictions thread?

[riyusama 79]

On 2/19/2019 at 4:17 AM, violetchain said:

^Great, now I have a mental image of Mana following potential singers around "You"-style, stalking them on social media, and keeping them in a fancy gothic birdcage in his basement lit only by a single candle, with classical music playing in the background to cover up the screams for help as he and his dinner guests drink tea...

 

Thanks for that. 😟

Why does this sound like a movie waiting to happen or smth??? ahahahaha I'd pay shit for a vk-inspired movie like this to come out.

 

also another headline

 

BTS x The GazettE collab to be released lol

 

idk what to contribute so here, have my shit guys ahahaha

[anadentone 478]

Maria Cross performs a song that becomes insanely popular, like Macarena popular, and soon diaper kei becomes huge due to Kisaki's  sex tape. *cues Unsolved Mysteries theme*

[Gesu 1537]

After its success with Tanuki, Didney then buys Sizna (ex-Moran) after discovering his relative inactivity these past few years and forces him to change his name to Sizney. They then make him compose/perform every song for every film they release in the future, saving both the franchise and Sizna's career in the process.

[avaritonista 116]

On 2/7/2019 at 4:45 PM, Himeaimichu said:

Etcetera revives.... and makes more releases... 

This is all I want, really😫

 

On 2/11/2019 at 6:44 PM, Enki said:

The return of Adidas-kei

I want to know more about this!! 

-

1. vk vanishes 

 

 

 

Edited December 31, 2019 by avaritonista

[Himeaimichu 1535]

1 minute ago, avaritonista said:

This is all I want, really😫

 

Honestly, I'd rather Etcetera revive now, since Yukika actually learned to sing pretty decently during CLUTCH lol.

Now an Etcetera revival, but with Saki from Cuartet on vocals instead of Yukika, even though I know that will never happen, I would totally want to see because I'm a total Saki stan lmao