psychonnect_rozen 585 Posted May 31, 2019 The entirety of Agony by The Gazette. Not that it's bad or anything cause I love that song, but because I legit thought Ruki was signing in Japanese until I looked up the lyrics. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sleepy coffee 1476 Posted May 31, 2019 Clever sleazoid by dir en grey Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
psychonnect_rozen 585 Posted May 31, 2019 2 minutes ago, chipathy said: Clever sleazoid by dir en grey That and Agitated Screams Of Maggots are the best "Engrish" jams Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gesu 1537 Posted May 31, 2019 Juri's (breakin' holiday/ex-DELUHI) English is always great. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paraph 826 Posted May 31, 2019 (edited) "since sadness of that man surely begins to rain as for it"-Phantasmagoria, hikari ni furu ame Spoiler i mean...kinda get where they were going with it in connection to the japanese afterwards, i just always found it funny Edited May 31, 2019 by Paraph 3 1 Zalemu, Bangyanico, monkeybanana4 and 1 other reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
monkeybanana4 1732 Posted May 31, 2019 Silly God Disco by Gazette (I didn't know it was mostly in English when I first listened to it 😅) 1 psychonnect_rozen reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gesu 1537 Posted May 31, 2019 ...Just realised this said "Engrish" and not "English". >.< In that case, The Revenant Choir by Versailles and Vanilla by Gackt because "a crew sees crying knees". 1 1 psychonnect_rozen and Zalemu reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
psychonnect_rozen 585 Posted May 31, 2019 1 minute ago, Gesu said: "a crew sees crying knees". Ah yes, words of wisdom right there. Such beauty 1 Gesu reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
colorful人生 2777 Posted May 31, 2019 (edited) Throwback to "Plastic Post Paper - nurd" (This is what's exactly on the lyric booklet): we are the "nurd" so we brend the "22" by the "fortune" we are the "nurd" so brend the "soap" by the "honey bee" we are the "nurd" so brend the "new wave" by the sexy. i'm a honors in my school. in my home. in my parents and all thig. i was tired and sad. she said your nurd boy. my father was hit my cheak. hit my belly and he said . . . lick my penis by your small rips. the thistort my life. but your kind to me. because i love so much. but i did sex with your mother. oh no ! i want to make your mother's children. you may make a baby. 2nd is you. so i want to a destroy your family. and beautifultime is start of me. Here's another track off the same album, which I physically own for some reason: Edited May 31, 2019 by colorful人生 1 1 1 suji, Gesu and yomii reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nomemorial 341 Posted May 31, 2019 "One day I will fuck your parents" the thread 1 suji reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
psychonnect_rozen 585 Posted May 31, 2019 3 hours ago, colorful人生 said: Throwback to "Plastic Post Paper - nurd" (This is what's exactly on the lyric booklet): we are the "nurd" so we brend the "22" by the "fortune" we are the "nurd" so brend the "soap" by the "honey bee" we are the "nurd" so brend the "new wave" by the sexy. i'm a honors in my school. in my home. in my parents and all thig. i was tired and sad. she said your nurd boy. my father was hit my cheak. hit my belly and he said . . . lick my penis by your small rips. the thistort my life. but your kind to me. because i love so much. but i did sex with your mother. oh no ! i want to make your mother's children. you may make a baby. 2nd is you. so i want to a destroy your family. and beautifultime is start of me. These lyrics are...macabre to say the least. I'm sure anyone can figure out what this song is about. For a song about incest and rape (I think), they sure make good use of engrish Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
monkeybanana4 1732 Posted May 31, 2019 45 minutes ago, Gesu said: In that case, The Revenant Choir by Versailles This reminded me of the ballad song "Love will be born again" by Versailles. 1 Gesu reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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Bangyanico 11 Posted May 31, 2019 Screw Wailing Wall, the Gazette early songs like Cassis and Silly God Disco, Malice Mizer songs in general, and Alice nine. Hyde gets my vote for most improved. 2 monkeybanana4 and psychonnect_rozen reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
seikun 317 Posted May 31, 2019 I will walk together to future not promised. It keeps walking together, to future in which you are... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bangyanico 11 Posted May 31, 2019 51 minutes ago, seikun said: I will walk together to future not promised. It keeps walking together, to future in which you are... Pretty much what I was thinking. My first time hearing it I thought he said something else and I don't even want to tell you what I thought he said 😂 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tokage 5930 Posted May 31, 2019 (edited) This absolute timeless classic right here. Honorable mention goes out to 'Billy What Wild Cool Night' by Guniw Tools: Edited May 31, 2019 by Tokage Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Doesn'tEvenGoHere 121 Posted May 31, 2019 Absolute gems The Gazette- Filth in the beauty: "Reckless driving cucumber" The Gazette- Carry: "I did not find a translation." 1 1 Gesu and yomii reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
platy 3018 Posted May 31, 2019 Gazette never fails to have awful engrish. Props to them for managing to at least make sense in some dogma songs. I can't remember which band it was, but this lyric said "woo I'm a geeg" and I still wonder what that means to this day. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tokage 5930 Posted May 31, 2019 let us also not forget the legendary line ''game! playstation 2, wooh ooooohhhhh'' 1 Katt reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
redaudrey 70 Posted May 31, 2019 1 hour ago, platy said: Gazette never fails to have awful engrish. Props to them for managing to at least make sense in some dogma songs. I can't remember which band it was, but this lyric said "woo I'm a geeg" and I still wonder what that means to this day. That would be Stella Maria and that’s the one that sticks in my mind a lot too https://imgur.com/oC3qaQ2 1 platy reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bangyanico 11 Posted June 1, 2019 15 hours ago, Tokage said: let us also not forget the legendary line ''game! playstation 2, wooh ooooohhhhh'' Who did that? 😂 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gesu 1537 Posted June 1, 2019 Just remembered Master by DIAURA. "I miss rusty false", wtf!? As much as I love them, Yo-ka's English is never 100% there if we're being honest, but... wow. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tokage 5930 Posted June 1, 2019 (edited) 19 hours ago, Bangyanico said: Who did that? 😂 La' royque de zavy, cali gari's alter ego band, in this song. They were basically a parody of 90s vk stuff Edited June 1, 2019 by Tokage 2 Bangyanico and Katt reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
meikyoushisui 51 Posted June 6, 2019 At the moment, I can only think about 'the invisible wall' by the gazette Pig that is soaked in soup of crime It is a pain of the children whom you murdered Hate yourself Share this post Link to post Share on other sites