Best case of "Engrish" in a song?

[psychonnect_rozen 585]

The entirety of Agony by The Gazette. Not that it's bad or anything cause I love that song, but because I legit thought Ruki was signing in Japanese until I looked up the lyrics. 

[sleepy coffee 1476]

Clever sleazoid by dir en grey

[psychonnect_rozen 585]

2 minutes ago, chipathy said:

Clever sleazoid by dir en grey

That and Agitated Screams Of Maggots are the best "Engrish" jams 

[Gesu 1537]

Juri's (breakin' holiday/ex-DELUHI) English is always great.

[Paraph 826]

"since sadness of that man surely begins to rain as for it"

-Phantasmagoria, hikari ni furu ame

 

Spoiler

i mean...kinda get where they were going with it in connection to the japanese afterwards, i just always found it funny

 

Edited May 31, 2019 by Paraph

[monkeybanana4 1732]

Silly God Disco by Gazette (I didn't know it was mostly in English when I first listened to it 😅)

[Gesu 1537]

...Just realised this said "Engrish" and not "English". >.<

 

In that case, The Revenant Choir by Versailles and Vanilla by Gackt because "a crew sees crying knees".

[psychonnect_rozen 585]

 

 

 

1 minute ago, Gesu said:

"a crew sees crying knees".

Ah yes, words of wisdom right there. Such beauty 

[colorful人生 2777]

Throwback to "Plastic Post Paper - nurd"  (This is what's exactly on the lyric booklet):

 

we are the "nurd"

so we brend the "22" by the "fortune"

we are the "nurd"

so  brend the "soap" by the "honey bee"

we are the "nurd"

so brend the "new wave" by the sexy.

 

i'm a honors

in my school.

in my home.

in my parents and all thig.

i was tired and sad.

she said your nurd boy.

 

my father was hit my cheak.

hit my belly and he said . . . 

lick my penis by your small rips.

 

the thistort my life.

but your kind to me.

because i love so much.

but i did sex with your mother. oh no !

 

i want to make your mother's children.

you may make a baby. 2nd is you.

so i want to a destroy your family.

and beautifultime is start of me.

 

Here's another track off the same album, which I physically own for some reason:

 

Edited May 31, 2019 by colorful人生

[nomemorial 341]

"One day I will fuck your parents" the thread

[psychonnect_rozen 585]

3 hours ago, colorful人生 said:

Throwback to "Plastic Post Paper - nurd"  (This is what's exactly on the lyric booklet):

 

we are the "nurd"

so we brend the "22" by the "fortune"

we are the "nurd"

so  brend the "soap" by the "honey bee"

we are the "nurd"

so brend the "new wave" by the sexy.

 

i'm a honors

in my school.

in my home.

in my parents and all thig.

i was tired and sad.

she said your nurd boy.

 

my father was hit my cheak.

hit my belly and he said . . . 

lick my penis by your small rips.

 

the thistort my life.

but your kind to me.

because i love so much.

but i did sex with your mother. oh no !

 

i want to make your mother's children.

you may make a baby. 2nd is you.

so i want to a destroy your family.

and beautifultime is start of me.

These lyrics are...macabre to say the least. I'm sure anyone can figure out what this song is about. 

For a song about incest and rape (I think), they sure make good use of engrish

[monkeybanana4 1732]

45 minutes ago, Gesu said:

In that case, The Revenant Choir by Versailles

This reminded me of the ballad song "Love will be born again" by Versailles.

[violetchain 912]

 

[Bangyanico 11]

Screw Wailing Wall, the Gazette early songs like Cassis and Silly God Disco, Malice Mizer songs in general, and Alice nine. Hyde gets my vote for most improved.

[seikun 317]

I will walk together to future not promised.

It keeps walking together, to future in which you are...

[Bangyanico 11]

51 minutes ago, seikun said:

I will walk together to future not promised.

It keeps walking together, to future in which you are...

Pretty much what I was thinking. My first time hearing it I thought he said something else and I don't even want to tell you what I thought he said 😂

[Tokage 5930]

This absolute timeless classic right here.

 

Honorable mention goes out to 'Billy What Wild Cool Night' by Guniw Tools:

Edited May 31, 2019 by Tokage

[Doesn'tEvenGoHere 121]

Absolute gems

 

The Gazette- Filth in the beauty: "Reckless driving cucumber"

The Gazette- Carry: "I did not find a translation." 

[platy 3018]

Gazette never fails to have awful engrish. Props to them for managing to at least make sense in some dogma songs. 

 

I can't remember which band it was, but this lyric said

 

"woo I'm a geeg"

 

and I still wonder what that means to this day. 

[Tokage 5930]

let us also not forget the legendary line

 

''game! playstation 2, wooh ooooohhhhh'' 

[redaudrey 70]

1 hour ago, platy said:

Gazette never fails to have awful engrish. Props to them for managing to at least make sense in some dogma songs. 

 

I can't remember which band it was, but this lyric said

 

"woo I'm a geeg"

 

and I still wonder what that means to this day. 

That would be Stella Maria and that’s the one that sticks in my mind a lot too

https://imgur.com/oC3qaQ2 

[Bangyanico 11]

15 hours ago, Tokage said:

let us also not forget the legendary line

 

''game! playstation 2, wooh ooooohhhhh'' 

Who did that? 😂

[Gesu 1537]

Just remembered Master by DIAURA. "I miss rusty false", wtf!? As much as I love them, Yo-ka's English is never 100% there if we're being honest, but... wow.

[Tokage 5930]

19 hours ago, Bangyanico said:

Who did that? 😂

La' royque de zavy, cali gari's alter ego band, in this song. They were basically a parody of 90s vk stuff 

Edited June 1, 2019 by Tokage

[meikyoushisui 51]

At the moment, I can only think about 'the invisible wall' by the gazette

 

Pig that is soaked in soup of crime
It is a pain of the children whom you murdered
Hate yourself