suji 8317 Posted February 7, 2019 Visual kei headlines have brought us some crazy stories, from dramatic member departures to unlikely label signings, and even stories that are so fucked up that they make it to nationwide news for the worst reason(!!!). As longtime and newbie fans of this silly genre of sexually ambiguous men playing instruments, we should have fun making up our own weird stories/predictions like imagining certain scenarios that make you go "what the actual fuck" but sound newsworthy - in the form of "horror stories". Don't worry, this is all in good fun - and better yet, it might actually happen at some point! Anything can happen in vk after all! I'll keep mine short: -Virge joins Starwave -DADA/VELVET EDEN returns (again) -Kiwamu makes another band -Yumeleep ditches vk -ZIN (ex-Jupiter)'s project USA releases an Engrish album -Ryutaro Arimura performs with Nocturnal Bloodlust What crazy sick scenarios are running through your mind??? 2 1 PIZAZ, Jigsaw9 and CAT5 reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jigsaw9 6783 Posted February 7, 2019 12 minutes ago, suji said: crazy sick scenarios The new X JAPAN album is released and YOSHIKI actually establishes his worldwide fame. 3 4 2 PIZAZ, meat, Anne Claire and 6 others reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Peace Heavy mk II 7200 Posted February 7, 2019 (edited) This much of a nosedive Yoshiki x Avril collab A US-made documentary on visual-kei that only discusses X, Gackt, Miyavi, and The GazettE with 0 mention of the indie scene or any other founding fathers / influencers. Endingo is interviewed More of those visual-kei covers anime omnibuses spring up, in addition to ones where they cover Western acts. Dezert covers Metro Station, Soan Project Feat Mikiru from Dio cover Greenday, Dadaroma ""reinvent"" "Wreckingball" and the visual-kei facebook group tries their damndest to shill their effort. Kim Petras is not featured More vkei x Drag Race cross pollination happens. RuPaul eventually says "Eroguro" and twitter creates discourse on how problematic the scene is due to the lack of Korean pop inclusion / they find out that 90's bands used swastikas as an aesthetic Edited February 7, 2019 by Peace Heavy mk II 3 3 CAT5, PIZAZ, Total Saikou and 3 others reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Arkady 396 Posted February 7, 2019 1 hour ago, Jigsaw9 said: The new X JAPAN album is released and YOSHIKI actually establishes his worldwide fame. It's a fusion between Trap music and Country music. 1 Total Saikou reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Enki 137 Posted February 7, 2019 - Kyo becomes an opera singer - Yumeleep goes br00tal-kei - Nazare has a release that isn't live limited 1 1 PIZAZ and suji reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
violetchain 912 Posted February 7, 2019 (edited) Lol, after reading the posts in this thread I just imagined like a montage of YOSHIKI headlines. "Long-awaited X JAPAN album finally released - hits number 30 on the Billboard charts" "Legendary rock band X JAPAN collaborates with Oprah, crafts a line of best-selling home decor items" "Meet YOSHIKI, the head of X Decor, the brand taking it to IKEA" "X Decor's YOSHIKI is now one of the world's richest living people" "YOSHIKI transfers brain into mechanized body, so that he may live forever and 'escape the pain of his past'" "Mecha Emperor YOSHIKI promises that his new album is finished and will be released 'once all the details have been worked out with management'" "'While I can no longer physically die, making this album was so tough that it almost killed me' Emperor YOSHIKI confesses" Edited February 7, 2019 by violetchain 2 8 saiko, CAT5, Total Saikou and 7 others reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cantavanda 141 Posted February 7, 2019 Mana announces a super amazing world tour with Moi dix Mois, on the tour final in Paris he walks up on the stage, undresses and takes a huge poop and starts screaming and then collapses. 3 1 2 PIZAZ, ghostpepper, Arkady and 3 others reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CAT5 9075 Posted February 7, 2019 Satsuki revives RENTRER EN SOI (with a bunch of random no-name musicians from South America) 2 2 2 PIZAZ, saiko, Enki and 3 others reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Himeaimichu 1535 Posted February 7, 2019 (edited) 1 hour ago, Peace Heavy mk II said: More vkei x Drag Race cross pollination happens. RuPaul eventually says "Eroguro" and twitter creates discourse on how problematic the scene is due to the lack of Korean pop inclusion / they find out that 90's bands used swastikas as an aesthetic Don't forget using Japanese flag as aesthetic too. Combined with non-Kpop inclusion, people will believe Visual Kei is Koreaphobic/Chosonphobic (For the Koreans up north) altogether 59 minutes ago, Arkady said: It's a fusion between Trap music and Country music. That actually exists.. people where I live listen to that... Yoshiki making Country Trap would not be too far off.... Edited February 7, 2019 by AimiGen7 1 Gesu reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Anne Claire 392 Posted February 7, 2019 Miyavi x Metallica collab. Make it happen, dammit. 2 Gesu and Total Saikou reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Komorebi 2193 Posted February 7, 2019 Aoi will finally come out. 1 PIZAZ reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gesu 1537 Posted February 7, 2019 KAMIJO does a Gakupo and actually becomes a vocaloid instead of just doing collabs with them like he did with Miku that one time. Also, he does a cover of Kyary Pamyu Pamyu's PonPonPon. I could imagine that happening, for some reason. I like him, but he's a weird guy. 2 1 1 1 yomii, Total Saikou, suji and 2 others reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Himeaimichu 1535 Posted February 7, 2019 (edited) Amano Tonbimaru rises out of his grave, making this a true horror story, but does not decide to continue Guruguru Eigakan.... or do music at all... Kiryu goes major, but abandons Vkei, abandons Metal, and is cursed to an existence as a normal band playing slightly-hard pop rock with rapid Japanese instruments à la Wagakki Band. Etcetera revives.... and makes more releases... Yayoi forms a new label, gets some bands signed to it. One of them is a newbie band that's gonna get really popular. The other is rejects from Ma'die Kusse/Mareydi Creia/Parasite Lucia. Yuuga forms a new band titled "Kar Maria" and says it's not the same as the old Kar'mariA. Deadly Sanctuary revives! but changes their name to "deadl" because "Deadly" wasn't short enough. The final are some no name bands that won't get nearly as popular as the Yuuga band and the Newbie band that gets the most funds. The whole thing flops in a dumpster fire, Yayoi runs, rinse, and repeat. Yukika's entire singing career. The GazettE start smoking meth, drinking bud light, eating Chick Fil'a to be the most non-Japanese Vkei band in Japan. Miyavi x KRS-One collab to try to appeal to the Hip Hop crowd. Miyabi fanbase has no idea who tf KRS One is and think he's a new rapper. Mumble Rap fans whose first rapper was Drake will believe he's a pioneer in a new type of rap where they clearly speak their words. Yoshiki x Garth Brooks collab Edited February 7, 2019 by AimiGen7 1 1 Total Saikou and PIZAZ reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gesu 1537 Posted February 7, 2019 29 minutes ago, Cantavanda said: starts screaming So we'll finally hear his voice? 1 FOSCOR70 reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
suji 8317 Posted February 7, 2019 MERRY European Tour 2019 1 1 Jigsaw9 and meat reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Anne Claire 392 Posted February 7, 2019 Kiwamu becomes a youtube letsplayer 2 1 Total Saikou, PIZAZ and Gesu reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Manabu 144 Posted February 7, 2019 Kisaki apologizes 4 5 1 God, Avalon_vkei, Gesu and 7 others reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yomii 834 Posted February 7, 2019 1 hour ago, AimiGen7 said: Amano Tonbimaru rises out of his grave, making this a true horror story, but does not decide to continue Guruguru Eigakan.... or do music at all... wish it were real..rip angel††† BUCK-TICK disbands 1 PIZAZ reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gesu 1537 Posted February 7, 2019 1 hour ago, Gesu said: Also, he does a cover of Kyary Pamyu Pamyu's PonPonPon. Sorry to quote myself but if this happens and he doesn't call it PonPonPonjour Honey, I'm out 1 2 1 2 Arkady, Total Saikou, Komorebi and 3 others reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
platy 3018 Posted February 7, 2019 4 hours ago, suji said: Ryutaro Arimura performs with Nocturnal Bloodlust 3 hours ago, Peace Heavy mk II said: Yoshiki x Avril collab wow I'm having a full on panic attack 2 Total Saikou and suji reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
123Sandman321 377 Posted February 7, 2019 Kamijo buys a new pair of boots Karasuna Mei's new project goes rap-core B.P.R. execs discover that there are more letters in the alphabet besides A, B, C and D Hazuki will abandon music and follow his life-long dream of becoming a fisherman Seiya (ex. Deviloof) will join a fabulous oshare-kei band 1 Total Saikou reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
violetchain 912 Posted February 7, 2019 36 minutes ago, Gesu said: Sorry to quote myself but if this happens and he doesn't call it PonPonPonjour Honey, I'm out Sorry, but I want this to happen now 2 1 Arkady, Total Saikou and Gesu reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
anadentone 478 Posted February 7, 2019 real or fake? real or I had some bad weed: Nocturnal bloodlust singing Taylor Swift. fake: Maria Cross+Yoshiki+Kisaki+Nemo+ Yoko Ono= Becomes a group of shit and becomes the new Gazette 1 Gesu reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tokage 5930 Posted February 7, 2019 So ur with ur honey and yur D=Out wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is "visual key new album coming uot now" U tell ur girl n she say "visual is ded". THEN WHO WAS PHONE? 1 1 1 PIZAZ, platy and gintongles reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Arkady 396 Posted February 7, 2019 4 words: Kamijo shaves his head. 3 1 2 Avalon_vkei, Gesu, Anne Claire and 3 others reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites