nick

We will never know

First, you'll have to go to the subway station in Shinjuku. At the west entrance, look at the 3rd bench to the right, there will be a note under it. The note has the combination code to the rental storage station nearby. In the correct storage compartment, you will find it's empty, except for a piece of paper. Pour lemon juice on it, put it in the oven, and then hold it up to the sunlight. It will have the coordinates to a random alleyway. In the alleyway, you will find a plane ticket to Hanoi. There you will meet my cousin, Đi Ăn Cứt. He will lead you from there. Now, remember, from now on, your name is Địt Mẹ Lồn, you're an immigrant from Vietnam, and you work at a sweat shop making fake iPhones, and whatever you do, don't look back. 

Good luck