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Because biologically we're attracted to women who can provide the best child-carrying capabilities. Big hips+nice ass=genetic perpetuation. At the end of the day, deep down guys want to have a child to continue their legacy, so to speak.
A guy with a big ass just sounds weird. Due to a lack of breasts, he'd just look out of proportion, surely. i thought having a toned ass was more desirable?

Legs, Boobs, or Ass?

none. im all about the man boob.

Where's the like button >O

I'm sorry, so it was Melba, Norse, Carking and... what was it again?

YES 237Q, I'LL KEEP IT COMING! Sorry I was too lazy to take screenshots.
 
This is the story of 237Q and Alejandro.
 
237q: actually you're right, lycaon would hella suit this wine rn
paradoxal: some drugs in your pink milk?
237q: more like gossip with this glass
237q: it got me into a huge ji.re.n.ma
paradoxal: but remember to keep jesus in your mind so that you won't end up sucking someone's lollipop
237q: fuck it i'm still just a miss. evil inside that's the bad one on the psycho party
237q: gotta take some pain killers with my red rum
paradoxal: there won't be enough time for love when you're over dosing on psychedelic jelly
237q: under this mask i'm a sick man actually
paradoxal: that must be true if you have been playing the death game by eating lilies
237q: no sorry i was just sucking on alejandro's lollipop, no lillies here, they're in the box in beautiful
237q: they're too fragile to be out of it
paradoxal: are you sure mary will let alejandro plug his lollipop into your socket?
paradoxal: but you can always desire pierrot
paradoxal: because if you let alejandro plug his lollipop into your socket, it will probably be like a declaration of war towards mary
paradoxal: i'd say it would be a huge taboo
237q: ofcourse, get to the end of delusion, darling, mary is never putting up a delaration of war on me
237q: she's just howling a lot
237q: but she's restricted by chains of collar
237q: all 88 of them
paradoxal: but you should just let things flow and let the royal order decide
237q: that would be like something a 1st degree genocide holic would do!
paradoxal: or you should just set alejandro free
237q: jesus, no!
paradoxal: because your insanity is the chain which ties you
paradoxal: and you'd just probably end up having a mad neurosis child
237q: that would be something you'd gossip about!
237q: i'll get moser's pistol to kill it
paradoxal: ofc, i always gossip about sex, drugs and rock'n'roll
237q: it's because you're sick man!
paradoxal: will this be the end of [insanity]?
237q: eros got you with his arrow and stuff
paradoxal: but next time, remember to take your ID so you and alejandro will have time enough for love
paradoxal: so that you can flow into the dark with him
237q: hope i'm not just a nibanme no onna (second girl) for alejandro though
237q: because my fragile heart would break

not in it, shit thread.

Just a buncha random, funny shit I've found lying around my HD. Feel free to add to the craziness:
 
 
 
Only panda:
 

 
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SOMEBODY HAD A BAD DAY AT WORK:
 

 
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sai gives THE BEST advice:
 

 
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Our admin is suspicious:
 

 
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Go home mediafire, you're drunk:
 

 
BAD-INFLUENCE ATSUSHI SAKURAI MEME:
 

 
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Oh really? Tell me more
 

 
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I think the desktops have a message for us:
 

 
 
 
THE THIRST IS REAL:
 

 
 
PANDA AND I HAVE SEEN THE APOCALYPSE:
 

 
 
FLAWLESS Japanese p2p trading ettiquette
 

 
 
SRSLY?
 

 
KNEW IT:
 

 
COULD YOU TAKE A COP WITH THE LENNY FACE SRSLY? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
 
 

 
 
TELL US MORE, KAI-SAMA
 

 
 
JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL:
 

 
STUDENT BECOMES...TEACHER?

 
DO NOT FUCK WITH THE MODS:
 

 
 
WE DON'T LOVE DEM KPOP HOES....apparently:

 
 
DELKMIROPH....STAHHHHHHHHHHHHP

 
TAKING THINGS OUT OF CONTEXT AND CHOPPING OFF TEXT IS FUN!
 

 
 
Lovely filenames...
 

 
...k
 

 
TAKING THINGS OUT OF CONTEXT IS FUN [2]

 
MY RELATIONSHIP WITH WHAT.CD:

 
OBNOXIOUS STAFF NAMES:
 

 

Metalcredz are probably not much a concern when you got Limp Bizkit and Bam Margera booked. 

I'm not single anymore, i'm married to the universe

no wonder he didnt sing in his last band, he shouldnt in this either

↑ That's the point.

Sounds great so far!
Reminds me a little bit of 9goats.

@Keiyuu - that's incredible! I'm not even a cat lover but I love your cat

I'm a dog lover. I'm outta here.

I have reached my quota of positive votes for the day by just upvoting almost every single post in this thread.
 
Nyan.

Haha nice try
lol

The only reason I don't believe this is because The GazettE doesn't make spelling errors.

My cat approves this
 

 
(yeah, that's really my cat)

Welcome to CAT5-heaven, the first Japanese music forum actually run by cats.
 
no but seriously we're highly evolved species from the future

Basically, the admins and mods discussed and decided to turn it into a Cat Café forum, what with growing concerns over the US cracking down on downloads.

This is the end of Monochrome Heaven and the beginning of a new forum, where we discuss cats, pets, coffee, pies and the like.
I'm sure the mods have already started feeding old uploads and dead links to their CATs to get rid of the evidence.

I like how much effort you put into the track titles, GazettE should hire you for them (because really I could see these pop up at some time).

what if this isn't a joke tho

Haha nice try
lol