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  1. Tokage

    why ogres are like onions: 1. stank 2. u cry 3. get brown & hair when in sun 4. have layers

  2. Tokage

    wish there were bands like The Paper Chase, except japanese... need me some of that paranoia/twitchy nervous stuff....

  3. Tokage

    would you 'fuck' shrek???

    1. DistraughtK

      DistraughtK

      "Don't worry it'll all be ogre soon."

    2. CAT5

      CAT5

      girls would kill to get summa dat ogre dick

    3. Tokage

      Tokage

      it has layers

  4. Tokage

    wow Buck-Tick really turned up the bleep bloops in their new single

  5. Tokage

    wow i cant believe i have a twin bananabrother

    1. Tokage

      Tokage

      a peel ing to the masses

    2. Peace Heavy mk II

      Peace Heavy mk II

      going to slip into something more comfortable

    3. Peace Heavy mk II

      Peace Heavy mk II

      I can't think of any more puns and it is driving me bananas

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  6. Tokage

    wwhen will the mods finally add likes 2 status updates that would be ''the'' bomb

  7. Tokage

    wwhy is Full sharing videos on youtube about the Paris attacks and the Sandy Hook shooting being a conspiracy..... is my fav problematic...................

    1. lichtlune

      lichtlune

      It's possible I guess. ^^

    2. Peace Heavy mk II

      Peace Heavy mk II

      Inspiration for a new single called "Thoughts like an onion"

  8. Tokage

    wwhy shrek is piss? #italiano

    1. sai

      sai

      Tokage per favore

    2. Tokage

      Tokage

      combien des enfants??>??

    3. Karma’s Hat

      Karma’s Hat

      AY! O!

  9. Tokage

    www.eminem putting his bare butt in the toilet and touching the bowl with his ass cheeks.com

  10. Tokage

    Yoshiki The Hedgehog

  11. Tokage

    Yoshiki The Hedgehog

  12. Tokage

    Yoshiki The Hedgehog

  13. Tokage

    Yoshiki The Hedgehog

  14. Tokage

    Yoshiki The Hedgehog

  15. Tokage

    Yoshiki The Hedgehog

    1. Tokage

      Tokage

      fuck

    2. Peace Heavy mk II

      Peace Heavy mk II

      omfg

    3. Senedjem

      Senedjem

      jfc

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  16. Tokage

    You thought this status update would be from Tokage, but it was from ME, DIO!

  17. Tokage

    YOU'RE MY FAVORITE DEPUTY........

    1. tetsu_sama69

      tetsu_sama69

      THERE'S A SNAKE IN MY BOOT

  18. Tokage

    your VK favs would look so much better with a goatee

    1. Peace Heavy mk II

      Peace Heavy mk II

      http://img2-ak.lst.fm/i/u/ar0/38b8ace92c3c400eb74dccc63a787d0d
    2. Peace Heavy mk II

      Peace Heavy mk II

      http://img2-ak.lst.fm/i/u/ar0/2958eb78a6b148cbb71e4f9c35384c91
    3. Elazmus

      Elazmus

      Omg can we shop goatees on literally everyone?

  19. Tokage

    1. happy
    2. birthday
    3. u
    1. CAT5

      CAT5

      4. thank

      5. s

      6. u

       

      lol, preciate you, turtelz!!!

  20. Tokage

     love how half the forum always suddenly transforms into musical theory connoisseurs once dir en grey releases smth new

    1. Karma’s Hat

      Karma’s Hat

      All this 

       

      for some shitty japanese linkin park 

    2. IGM_Oficial

      IGM_Oficial

      This new single is boring

    3. saiko

      saiko

      That musical theory connoisance is all what I'm for here in MH

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  21. Tokage

     new swans album on oct 25th... just in time to save 2019 :^)

    1. Jigsaw9

      Jigsaw9

      he'll yeah

  22. Tokage

    ''VK albums reimagined as Viper the Rapper album covers'' is a meme that needs to take off tbh

  23. Tokage

    ''HERE'S THE HAMSTERS'' is still one of the greatest japanese bandnames ever imho

    1. itsukoii

      itsukoii

      My Eggplant Died Yesterday

    2. Biopanda

      Biopanda

      And one of the greatest japanese bands as well :v

  24. Tokage

    ''t-this time i'm really leaving you guys, i swear!''

    1. Tokage

      Tokage

      [2 hours later]

      [wheezing and sweating while staring at a computer screen filled with static] DISBANDMENT.... HIATUS... NEW MAXI-SINGLE...

    2. Biopanda

      Biopanda

      "I-it's not like I wanted to give you news anyways, baka!"

    3. Tokage

      Tokage

      [comes back after like 3 days and pretends nothing happened]

  25. Tokage

    "b i r t h"

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