Gesu

2 minutes ago, psychonnect_rozen said:

S U C C

1 minute ago, secret_no_03 said:

My girlfriend lives for succubi.

Can't spell "succubus" without "succ"

26 minutes ago, YuyoDrift said:

Edit: I'm being sarcastic @Gesu lol

Just noticed this. I... do not read sarcasm well. Autism's a wonderful thing, isn't it?

Sensitive Pornograph was weird but it was my first porno so I'll always have fond memories. The first part was nicer than the second in terms of what little plot it had, if that matters to you. The second part was a bit weirder but it's nowt compared to the laughably gross shite we get nowadays (SP came out fifteen years ago).

God, I think this is the most active I've been in a thread in a long time. Bless this.

1 minute ago, YuyoDrift said:

Is the trend of hot anime babes fucking ugly hung fat-fucks still a trend in the hentai community?

When has it not been? I get that they want to portray an "average joe" type guy getting a hot woman, but do they have to look like a fucking Easter Island head!?

Just now, psychonnect_rozen said:

I’ve always found the “THIS GAME WILL MAKE YOU CUM IN 5 MINUTES NO BULLSHIT!!” to be the one that still makes me laugh 😂

Don't forget the "TAKE THIS PILL TO GROW THREE INCHES OVERNIGHT!" or the sped-up video ads with every position and facial expression conceivable shoehorned in there.

5 minutes ago, YuyoDrift said:

We naming fav JAV idols yet or wat lol

Nagito Shinomiya and Eiji Kano are pretty great if you wanted some male ones. Kaoru Oshima is a man who gets mistaken for a woman a lot (Google him and you'll see why) and he's pretty great and has a very cute voice but he does talk a lot. Riku Mukai is nice if you're into softcore but I wish he'd stop looking into the fucking camera all the damn time when it's not a POV shot. Meh, softcore bores the shite outta me anyways.

Aaaand now you probably know more about me than you ever wanted to 🙃

(Just memeing, not taking sides.)

...I'm not sure how to react to this talk about women in porn looking younger than they are because I still get mistaken for a twelve-year-old and it's making me feel bad about myself T_T okay, but srsly, I think it's okay if they just look a bit youthful because in cases like that, it's probably just a coinkydink, but I don't condone any of that loli shit where it's less a case of "look at this porn star who happens to look a bit young" and more a case of "LOOK AT THIS TINY TEENAGE PORN STAR WHO DOESN'T EVEN LOOK LEGAL". It's the same in the west tho, it's in no way exclusive to Japan. How many times have you been on a western porn site and seen an ad for "tiny teen gets brutally fucked" or something along those lines?

Also tbf @psychonnect_rozen my profile pic is someone reading a book lol

8 minutes ago, secret_no_03 said:

It's law.

Eh, I know but it's a dumb law. It should be overturned, imo.

7 minutes ago, psychonnect_rozen said:

And the whole step sister/bro shit.

Oh, yeah. What the fuck is up with that? Like, I get that people have weird fantasies, but I wouldn't have thought incest/step-incest would be so common! Yeah, it's taboo and forbidden and not technically illegal if it's step, so it's tantalising. I get that. But... damn. It's so popular and that really surprised me when I found out.

7 minutes ago, psychonnect_rozen said:

Doubt

You just reminded me of that "press X to doubt" meme lol

Just now, psychonnect_rozen said:

The only problem with JAV’s is that the girls sound like dying seals when they moan.

I've actually found that to be more the case in Western porn.

Which, you know. I know from... books and stuff. Yeah, read it in a book. 📖

Really, tho, do they gotta blur everything? For a country with such a liberal attitude towards sex...

Her older stuff was better imo but her newer stuff is still kinda nice. It's cute.

2020? They're really keeping us in suspense, huh? Whatever they come out with, it'd better be worth it.

Custard is just... okay. I know that sounds odd coming from me as I have a mahoosive sweet tooth, but it's just... okay.

I always wondered what happened to Klaha. I'm guessing he's just living a normal life now? He's forty-nine years old and the last time he did anything music-wise was about fifteen years back, so yeah. He's probably got a family or something, but who knows?

Just now, secret_no_03 said:

Correct me if I'm wrong, but aren't they just pretzel sticks with various flavors?

They're knobbly twig-shaped snacks that are flavoured with yeast extract. They're disgustingly bitter. 1/10 would not eat again

I think they're exclusive to Britain, but we have these snacks called Twiglets and people here seem to love them. What the fuck is up with that!? They're horrid! 🤮

I love cherry-flavoured things to the ends of this Earth but I don't like cherries. I think it's the texture? Same thing goes for pretty much all berries, but cherries have the best flavour.

Holy shite, Kamijo and Kojima are anagrams of each other. Please tell me this will have a pun worked in there, I love wordplay.

@Tokage You actually reminded me of another unpopular opinion of mine; most shoegaze is overrated as hell and bores the crap outta me. I'm open to the idea of hearing a good song in the genre (as with pretty much anything), but on the whole I just don't like it.

Welcome to MH! Hope you have fun here~ nice to see another Versailles fan. Even though he's somewhat overlooked, I think Yuki is my favourite because he's the funniest IMO.  What games do you play?