suji 8317 Posted March 26, 2019 3 hours ago, Gesu said: why does Sujk's name have a "j" in it it's me but i made a typo 1 2 1 Gesu, NICKT, returnal and 1 other reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Furik 832 Posted March 26, 2019 SpArKLiEs 2 Gesu and suji reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighttime Jae 238 Posted March 28, 2019 (edited) RoNo☆Cro and all the other bands with a "☆" in it (I don't get iiiit) L.A bash all the emotions (which are also a terrible, terrible band imo, even though I kinda like them in a "so bad it's good" kind of way) Edited March 28, 2019 by Nighttime Jae 2 1 suji, Gesu and yomii reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Saishu 1589 Posted March 28, 2019 cocklobin 2 1 Gesu, Nighttime Jae and suji reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NICKT 147 Posted March 30, 2019 B's used in Japanese to replace the letter V, so you could read that as cock lovin'. Which I recommend. 2 1 Nighttime Jae, Alsatia and Gesu reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Befafes 57 Posted March 30, 2019 yellow fried chickenz Gouhou Loli☆Punk Dreaming Disco DragonWAPPPPPPER Justy-nasty nuts gang sons of all pussy's that's all I can think off besides the few that have been mentioned here. NonVkei/Jrock but Pornogrind/Goregrind/Grindcore band names are pretty wild. My favorites include: Spermswamp and Meatshits. 3 suji, Nighttime Jae and Gesu reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ikna 1225 Posted April 1, 2019 recently stumbled upon this rarez bando with an amazing name: UNRIPE PUSSY CORPSE ANOTHER PERSON is pretty silly too. 2 1 1 Gesu, Nighttime Jae, suji and 1 other reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gesu 1537 Posted April 1, 2019 Ruki (the GazettE) used to be in a band called Kar+te=zyAnose. 2 1 1 suji, Komorebi, Miku70 and 1 other reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
deedlitmurata 86 Posted April 2, 2019 What about "La'mule"? I was never able to take it seriously... I think about a donkey xD there's also "Anli Pollicino", sounds like a disease name.. "Cocklobin" is definitely embarrassing as previously mentioned lol ," Mongol800" is very random too, there's "LEGO BIG MORL" wth is this name, maybe they are lego fans? xD and "LUV'ra-Doll" I don't even know what to say about this one, just plain strange.. hehe 3 Gesu, Nighttime Jae and Miku70 reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Arkady 396 Posted April 2, 2019 18 hours ago, deedlitmurata said: there's also "Anli Pollicino", sounds like a disease name.. Pollicino (little thumb) it's the italian name for Hop-o'-My-Thumb. 8 out of 10 times I stumble in their name I read it as Anti Pollicino. 1 1 1 deedlitmurata, Miku70 and Gesu reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yomii 834 Posted April 2, 2019 19 hours ago, deedlitmurata said: What about "La'mule"? I was never able to take it seriously... I think about a donkey xD there's also "Anli Pollicino", sounds like a disease name.. "Cocklobin" is definitely embarrassing as previously mentioned lol ," Mongol800" is very random too, there's "LEGO BIG MORL" wth is this name, maybe they are lego fans? xD and "LUV'ra-Doll" I don't even know what to say about this one, just plain strange.. hehe mongol800 sounds like some model of vacuum cleaner sold at as seen on tv in early 00s 2 Gesu and deedlitmurata reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gesu 1537 Posted April 11, 2019 There's a non-VK J-rock band called Ogre You Asshole. 5 1 Nighttime Jae, suji, yomii and 3 others reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chocobuzz 752 Posted April 11, 2019 I can't think of any ridiculous names that wouldn't have been mentioned here yet, but I've always thought "POIDOL" is somehow a pretty dumb sounding name. 1 Gesu reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tokage 5930 Posted April 12, 2019 i really really really do not like the band name 'alice in menswear' 2 violetchain and suji reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Axius 2019 Posted May 18, 2019 Okayyy >.< im laughing at this post Im adding a couple more: DONALD FUCK Living+Body+Experiment BLUE chocolate ×≠batsu TRNTY D;CODE <-- Surprised this wasnt mentioned li'll Glam grammer Delcola hopping Axesscory van9ish Tra Tra Tra nil delete heads CRACK ADDICT dr.tarantula Chocolat☆ @LGOS. ORTH†ёЯGE Ryoukitanteisha MACARONI xJIHADx SPICY DRY HOT MUSTARD 1 1 Gesu and platy reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
303iD 8 Posted April 17, 2020 On 12/16/2018 at 1:22 PM, GreatNorthernVK said: Any band name that makes it deliberately hard to search for them. I was just going to say this! XDDDDD 1 Alsatia reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hopefully_benign 56 Posted April 18, 2020 La'miss†fairy no fucking contest 1 2 2 suji, Gesu, lichtlune and 2 others reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shiroihana 182 Posted May 11, 2020 There was an oshare? band called 夢色♪FU☆SHI★GI☆団＠CArroT. The drummer of Gaara (pretty good band imo) was their vocalist. Needless to say their sound was as frighteningly terrible as their name would evoke. 2 Alsatia and Gesu reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tokage 5930 Posted May 11, 2020 On 5/18/2019 at 1:33 PM, Axius said: DONALD FUCK Ryoukitanteisha MACARONI these two absolutely do not belong in this thread tbh Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KrumpingChihuahua 108 Posted May 11, 2020 I tried to google them... Are they still around? Have they ever made music? 🤷 did they even know the meaning? Or were like "hey its English, it sounds fancy, let's take it" 6 hours ago, shiroihana said: There was an oshare? band called 夢色♪FU☆SHI★GI☆団＠CArroT. Hope they gave out instruction guides on how to say the bands name 🙈 There is stuff that got mentioned already here -if the name is bad to search -unnecessary stars, hearts, whatever Something to the band names by the way. There was German band called Itchy Poopzkid, those guys ended up with that name actually because of rolling a dice, but in the end they said we decided for a stupid name, now we will stay with a stupid name. (I think they was also drunk when they decided for that name) Thats story makes me wonder how some Japanese groups end up with their names 🤷 maybe it was even sometimes the management that decided for the name 1 Gesu reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shiroihana 182 Posted May 11, 2020 Visual kei aesthetics are so deep that it's both a visual and written (verbal) phenomenon. Do edgy names count? There was a visual kei band called 'Nazis' and one of their members is the vocalist of umbrella, a pretty good recent VK band. 2 Gesu and ghostpepper reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fruitfork 116 Posted May 19, 2020 On 1/19/2019 at 4:16 AM, Senedjem said: never found a name with a wetter mouth-feel than Reveal hidden contents LMFAO Okay the only band I can think of that hasn't been listed worth noting would be Crack Brain Also sort of related, what was with the old vk phenomenon of bands using the word autism in their song titles. it's funny as hell 1 ghostpepper reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Total Saikou 735 Posted May 27, 2020 Here's a few that always got me (most of 'em are great bands though) Sex Virgin Killer Sister's No Future THE PIASS With Sexy Dad aroma [The lost sequel to 'Smells Like Teen Spirit'?] Nega [Can't talk about this band irl without getting arrested for hate speech 😕] Billy and the Sluts More [I love Loki's projects but he always picks the worst band names; finding sugar's stuff is also a pain in the ass] NTT FUCKS This is a PEN. [I think the band existed for like 5 seconds before the Ensoku cease and desist but they're 100% real] 少女-ロリヰタ-23区 [Apparently most of the name is silent but if you read it in full it's "Shoujo Lolita 23ku"] 2 shane and Gesu reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Masuha 15 Posted May 27, 2020 What about Dear Bitch? I liked their music, but the name... V-last. , which was pronounced Burasto, even the venues started to accept that foregine fans couldn't say it right. XD Dautos first spelling D=OUT was missleading too. People said D out or D is out. XD 1 1 1 Miku70, Gesu and Total Saikou reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Total Saikou 735 Posted June 6, 2020 I'm curious as to what in Engrish happened to make "Like Absolute Myself" be a real band name 1 1 Gesu and shane reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
