DeadlyClaris

Memento Mori: The GazettE, but much less generic and more traditional Japanese
Inugami Circus Dan: Corpse Paint is really just edgy Kabuki makeup
Kiryu: Oh, this isn't too bad *sees the music video for Aien Kien* WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS THAT??
Plastic Tree: What is this? The Cure? You some edgy Goth or something? 
Sex Android: Doctors by day, spoopy spikey haired punks by night. 
My Dragon: Is this Sailor Moon?
Kuroyuri To Kage: Combine Mucc with Dir En Grey and every Eroguro band ever, eat it, chew it up, spit it out, eat it again, swallow it, and puke it out, and somehow get a masterpiece. 
Kagerou: The best band by a ded boi ever thought of

GOTCHAROCKA: A less rainbowy version of Spiv States ft. Jui's voice
 
Purple Stone: *shattering glass in the distance*
 
Sukekiyo: Chill music with Kyo crooning like a baby
 
Arlequin: Band with mildly bizarre outfits and even weirder "screams"
 
Pentagon: How long can you one go on making spoopy music that doesn't sound much different than the last single? Let's find out.
 
UNiTE: Music that deserves to be in a video game
 
Vidoll: Another semi-emo band of the 2000s 
 
Sick2: More video game music with a weebish touch
 
The 3rd Birthday: L and the others
 
Avelcain: The emoest of the emos with traditional ornamentation randomly mixed in
 
I'll most likely add to this if anything comes to me

gibkiy gibkiy gibkiy:

Oyuugi Wagamama-dan x PaRADEiS: Didn't one of them have sex with a minor?
 
SuG:  A bunch of grown men trying to pretend they are still teenagers.
 
NEGA: GOOD LUCK SAYING THEIR NAME IN PUBLIC!

baroque - we decided to be cool and invented oshare/art kei but now we casual and autotune af (ryo and kei are also gay for each other)
 
Plastic Tree - that one band whose vocalist looks like L from Death Note, and actually did a cosplay.
 
THE NOVEMBERS - some loud noises and screaming, and some stuff you can sleep to
 
Jinkaku Radio - emos who decided they weren't emo anymore

Moi Dix Mois: How many times do you think I can remix this Bach song?
 
Shazna: When you finally land a joke that makes all your friends laugh, so you keep telling it in order to relive the high it gave you.
 
NoGod: Clown metal

MUCC (old) - Kermit the Frog sings about his struggles with depression
MUCC (new) - dude did u ever watch anime lol
 
Dir en grey - Sashimi Slipknot
 
sukekiyo - rowdy primate gets accepted into art scool
 
deadman - Chinese Marilyn Manson fronts a grunge band

Aicle: Lots of screaming and some cute music.
 
Dir En Grey: Pterodactyl screeches.
 
Serial⇔NUMBER: Habu a naisu day.
 
Sandwich De 120pun?: Gameboy Color meets Ronald McDonald.
 
Malice Mizer: I hear they were Gackt's old band.
 
Ace: Glamorous pirates.
 
Decola Hopping: They basically were trying to just be some RPG.
 

凛として時雨 (ling tosite sigure) - like listening to The Fall of Troy with boku no pico playing in the background.
 
TK from 凛として時雨 - [[epic yaoi sex sounds]]
 
八十八ヶ所巡礼 (88kasyo junrei):

 
ヒトリエ (HITORIE) - your weeb classmate that actually believes he's a vocaloid.
 
sleepy.ab - Radiohead's illegitimate Japanese children 
 
THE NOVEMBERS  - if Japanese indie-rock decided to take a picture of itself with that snapchat flower crown filter. 
 
downy - brooding, cerebral gibberish and time-signature wank for music elitists to pretend to enjoy.

Midori: Jazz/classical piano music lessons gone wrong by courtesy of Japanese schoolgirl "in her flowers" and her punk misfit friends.
 
Fishmans:  S P A C E dub music as interpreted by a stoned guy doing his best dying cat imitations
 
The Pillows: "Hey do you know that Japanese Weezer band from FLCL?"
 
Gesu no Kiwami Otome: emo pop songs about my sidechicks: the soundtrack feat. cutie-patootie drummer
 
Yapoos: imagine if The Pop Group was fronted instead by the kind of unpredictable schoolgirl weirdo, with whom you wouldn't necessarily share the same seat

This release is so unnecessary,a CD with all of their intros, seriously?! Loved this band,but they already released their best album (Wich was a compilation of their discography instead best) so this is a kind of "please give us all of your money one last time"

the rise of sarcastikei

Their new album 「不恰好な街と僕と君」(Bukakkô na machi to boku to kimi) will be released on 2018.02.07.
 
 

I'm ALL ABOUT avant-garde artistic bullshit. Super excited about what he'll get up to. Will Koichi stick to music or will we see him setting up an art exhibition in the future? 

Tsuzuku you better slay, hard.

Holy crap, I didn't spot one grammar mistake in his back

i knew koichi wouldn't stay silent for too long. his love for being aesthetic as fuck goes way beyond.

WTF IS ASAGI THINKING???!!!
 
MiA is not even that good, come on!

this is what happens when mejibray doesnt release a single every minute... #supportmejibray #mejibraycrowdfunding
 
Cure scans by http://helenabatmanova.tumblr.com/post/145933279021/mejibray-cure-vol-154

 

Your #kayaforseason10 movement has paid off...
 
Kaya will appear at RuPaul's Drag Con in Los Angeles, California in 2018.
 
http://kaya-rose.com/information/detail.php?id=220
(( THIS IS ACTUALLY HAPPENING GUYS HOLY SHIT))

tzk was the one that pushed hitusgi & meto through the window i could NOT believe it...!!!!

The Japanese government finally outlaws br00tal kei entirely, thereby saving the entire music scene
 
because they still didnt fucking do it this year like i hoped they would lmao

TAKASHI WHY ARE YOU SO KINKY AAAAAAAAA

Yusuke and takashi have slayed me. 
I'm hoping with all my being that this is not just mediocre.  

Takashi you kinky doll <3 ughhhhhh