The Bread Wolf

What me and my pal Platy just here demonstrated might be considered as petty hatred towards a band/singer by someone. While, to the fans of Mashiro and Paradeis, our opinion might seem just extraordinarily unnecessary, to me it's a great deal of fun. 

 

And that's where this whole "petty" hatred stems from! Essentially, it's just one person or a group of people entertaining themselves or others. Comedy is not kind, comedy is not polite. It's laughing at sarcastic remarks, irony of situations or someone else's deliberate or accidental injury.

 

I personally don't spend a huge deal of my life thinking about how much I hate Mashiro's drunken bovine voice and his face that looks like he was dropped on his head in the labour room one too many times. But if I get a chance to make a funny remark about it that amuses myself or potentially even another person, there's no end to it. I count that a victory in my books.

 

I lost my point. Carry on.

On 2017-5-17 at 10:19 PM, orange~ said:

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade - right - so life keeps on giving me shit and I keep eating it up, what do I win?

I don't think that's what the saying is for. I think the meaning behind "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade" is to make the best of the shit you've been given and attempt to turn it around? 

If you just ate the shit life gives you the saying would be "When life gives you lemons, eat them" lol.

5 hours ago, Platy said:

also sometimes a vocalist's face can trigger the pettiness inside me, you know, when people just have an annoying ass face? And it's paired with shitty music. I will lowkey hate on them. Example Wagamama Paradeis' Mashiro and the vocalist from Raid.

Oh there's more to Mashiro than just an annoying face. The guy sounds as slow as he looks. Wouldn't count him as the sharpest tool in the shed based on the impression.

I used to write VK fanfiction in my younger days. I don't anymore. That part of me ended when my relationship with my ex-gf ended 5 years ago. After that I had no one to muse with and I just sorta dropped it. I don't miss it too much, to be honest. I've moved on. 

 

I still read fanfiction tho. I'd consider myself a junkie but uhh... I'm not, really. I feel quite picky, much like the other people in this thread. I don't read J-fanfics at all anymore, tho, so that makes up for it. My fandom is video games. Preferably Dragon Age. Which has a HUGE fanfiction community, so being picky isn't that bad. Imma horny teenage girl as well and enjoy my smut and lemon way too much. Okay, I feel the need to clarify this tho: I enjoy smut the most when it's smashed together with a good plot. Smut just for smut isn't really doing it for me anymore. That's what 50 shades of fuck this shit is for.

And I'm veeeeeery particular about the plot and the writing style. Being that I'm in favour of gay couples (much like a lot of fanfic liking gals out there) I absolutely HATE it when authors write their male characters acting like 20-something-year-old bitches thirsting for drama. Nnnnnngh NO. 

 

Correction to my previous statement: I do not favour gay couples, I read EXCLUSIVELY of gay couples. Especially in DA fandom, too many females are self-inserts and I can't stand it. At least with established male characters the authors seem to pick up some of the intended characteristics and apply them to the written characters, enough that I don't feel the need to cringe when some horny lady wants to get it with Solas. 

12 hours ago, hiroki said:

Anyone who has been on MH longer than 3 days would have realized that '"criticizing" a band here (for some people at least) means articulating your opinion in a way that's as offensive/tactless as the rules possibly allow for, even if the same point can be made as effectively without insulting anyone. And that's not counting posts that aren't even proper opinions (e.g. going into a thread of a band you simply don't care for and saying 'just disband now', or going into a disbandment thread and gloating over it).

Some of us just have an extremely dark sense of humour that comes out best when expressing opinions in an edgy manner.

 

All you with your popcorns out, you are also part of these people. You like the drama edginess creates.

 

Not that I count myself amongst either of those people. I mean, I don't even express my opinions on this forum. I have effectively learned to live inside my own little headbubble with all the bands that I love inside and all the bands that I dislike as well as every other opinion in the world outside. Trust me, it's the happiest place in the world.

On 2017-5-11 at 9:21 AM, Bear said:

Met a girl on tinder and talked a bit. Found out she was a hardcore gamer and even played the same games as me so we've been gaming and talking a lot these last days. Asked her if she was keen on doing something this weekend but she's working, but she was keen on meeting next weekend. 

 

Lookin' good. Still diggin' tinder.

 

20 hours ago, Bear said:

Got myself a "date" (i fucking hate the word date lol) for tomorrow. If she's just half as fun and nice in real life as she is over discord and snapchat, then this should be real fun. he is incredibly hot as well. Cute as fuck.

 

 

I mean no offence, mate, but maybe, just maybe, you should slow down a bit. You've been having more dates than the rest of the forum combined. Perhaps you could start embracing your single-ness and be comfortable with it rather than try so desperately to change your status?

When your friend's got a stupid hat but you don't wanna ruin the party you're at so you just stand there like

 

 

OMG Me and my hubby were superduper ready to move into a new, bigger apartment closer to the centre of Ayr up until we heard from an effin police officer that the area we'd be moving into makes you "wanna go home after work, lock your doors and not go anywhere", meaning that it's a bad neighbourhood. 

 

Fffffffffudge. 

 

I'm getting claustrophobic. Living in a tiny studio flat with another human being and two, albeit quite small, dogs is torture.

 

Should we move anyways? I mean, being that this is Britain we're talking about and not the US, I doubt anyone will bash our door in or anything. And if we get noise, we can just call the police eh? 

 

(Okay I am slightly worried about the fact that I'm not a local and thus I could potentially face racism and whatever is involved with it but... not really, you know? Because despite not sounding Sco'ish, I don't think I can be told apart that easily by just looks. And tbh I don't care much for my own safety anyways, I can take care of myself. I am more worried about my dogs.)

 

I KNEW THERE WAS A CATCH IN THE CHEAP RENT OTHER THAN THE FACT THAT OUR DOWNSTAIRS NEIGHBOUR IS A FUCKING CHAIN SMOKER WHO REALLY LIKES DUSTING HER CIGARETTE SMOKE IN THE EFFIN HALLWAY.

I really want to start a youtube hobby with a co-creator who'd agree to be called The Box Fox.

 

The Bread Wolf and The Box Fox.

 

My husband refuses to be the box fox.

 

Just sayin'.

I'm gonna be married on Friday and I think it's a huge mistake.

 

I can't take responsibility for ruining someone's life like that.

 

And my fiancee isn't taking this seriously. He thinks I'm throwing a temper tantrum.

 

I don't know what to do and how to fix things.

More artstuffs. And more feedback appreciated!

 

 

It's Cole (DAI). I've never been awfully successful at drawing Cole. Especially with clothes on. *cough*

 

Anyways, tried my wings with very simplistic greyscale colouring. 

There are a multitude of mistakes which make me want to redraw the whole thing. Which I'm probably gonna do as well since I'm intending this to be a part of a silent comic at some point.

 

Anyways. Point out mistakes and things I could do better! Please! I love learning more.

seurong's signature made me think how a certain old member of the forum would've qualified as the next Fifty Shades of what the fuck author.

5 hours ago, drnic010 said:

 

Lol. I'm a repeat offender of this particular one. There are certain well known VK acts that I've literally never given a listen.

Like the GazettE. Never heard them. Couldn't even name you one song.

 

Seconded. I've been into VK for 12 years now and I haven't listened to one song from the GazettE. And I hate Dir en grey with passion. And I honestly couldn't care less about the oldies goldies like Luna Sea or Kuroyume or X Japan.

On 27/03/2017 at 8:56 PM, Platy said:

I go by 'bisexual' although I've been using 'queer' a lot more lately. 

I'm attracted to anybody regardless of gender, specially people who can mess with notions of gender (androgynous people, etc.) 

Although I find it way easier to relate  with men rather than women. I rarely get along with other girls for whatever reason and only have a couple of  close girl friends. Even so that doesn't stop me being attracted to females and lately I've been leaning towards women more, if I'm single again I don't think I'll be in relationship with men for a while. 

Yo! Soulsister!

 

Kinda exactly how I view my sexual orientation.

 

I mean yeah, I consider myself pan because true attraction from me only arises once I've gotten to know the person and their world views and interests and sense of humour. I mean sure I can look at girls or guys on the street and be like "oo mama I'd tap dat" but as quickly as I've spotted them I also forget about them. Honest, tingling crush kinda feeling only comes after I know them as a person.

 

Also I, too, find men more relatable than women! Women are complex, send mixed signals, want you to know stuff from how they act instead of what they say, and I'm bad at reading into things like that. Girls are more difficult to flirt with as well, to my experience. It's all about different nuances and stuff and I just can't wrap my head around it.

 

So yeah, in short I'd say I'm physically more attracted to girls, because soft bodies, nice hair, velvety voice and so on, but emotionally I like men more, with their easy to read body language and bold humour.

New stuffs! Wow Bread Wolf, so soon? Yeah, these aren't hard to make. And I also enjoy making them.

 

 

Today's emotion... enjoyment. Damn this was kinda hard, and the paws and arms still aren't exactly how I'd want, but... ehh. 

 

 

 

I also have the lineart ready for the next one. Bear in mind this is incomplete and will be coloured and cleaned at a later date.

 

 

Incomplete emotion: anger/irritation. 

 

Again, replies are appreciated and greatly valued.

Thank you for the feedback! Nice to see people actually bothering to even look at my artstuffs.

 

I'm not exactly used to drawing humans. I've always been in my element drawing animals, especially canines. References are easy to find as well. Just pick one up from the floor and check how it works. Humans don't approve when I do that.

 

However, I would like to mention that I do have a serious Bioware elf syndrome. Basically every single human being is modeled after two characters;

 

Fenris

 

 

 

 

and Solas

 

 

 

 

And especially in Solas's case you can see his eyes just are like... like all the way on top of his head, almost. 

 

(Sidenote: to make things worse, Bioware can not be consistent with it's elves. So I take one thing from one game and another thing from another. Fenris's nose and Solas's eyes.)

 

Anyways, I will definitely look more into weird elven anatomy and come up with an even more bizarre design for sure! Thank you for checking out my stuff!

Lol yo. More artstuffies. Digital. Any sort of criticism is highly appreciated.

 

 

 

 

It's a-me, Bread wolf.

 

Basically just practising on emotion and expression. Will also prolly be used in the future for YT thumbnails. 

 

 

 

Same thing as the one above. Practising expressions. This is me high on hot dudes/dudettes. Usually in video games. Lately Garrus. God I love Garrus.

I like this one more than the one above. The colouring is more consistent or something. Hard to tell.

 

 

My lovely, never-to-exist-in-the-gameverse Inquisitor (Dragon Age: Inquisition). He's a wee hedonistic shit that I love deeply, like a child of mine. He couldn't give a rat's ass if the whole world just got vaporised, as long as he got to lie with everyone, eat everything and misuse the power granted to him. Hopefully I managed to project his awesomely horrible personality in this work.

 

 

Same guy, in a bath, without a bathtub (to be added later). Dunno. Wanted to experiment with poses. Love this one more than the other one. I didn't even have to look up a reference to get that arm right, and I suck at human anatomy. 

 

 

Like mentioned before, any criticism and advice are welcome. Bread out.

Racial / Ethnic Preference: Interstellar

 

 

Has any of you sleazy perverts actually tried having your diddler sucked by a hoover?

 

Asking for a friend.

My family is pretty tame and doesn't really do crazy stuff on facebook. My dad only uses it to casually talk to me (I live in a different country).

 

But good god my husbando's family can be a bit... eccentric.

 

Like, what I don't really get is my in-laws communicating through facebook. Like one of them posts a picture of a scenery just outside the window and the other one is there commenting below it how beautiful the sunset is and can't wait until spring. WHY DO YOU NEED TO TALK TO EACH OTHER OVER THE FACEBOOK YOU ARE IN THE SAME FUCKING ROOM GOD DAMN IT. Or the other posts a picture of one of their dogs and the other one's instantly praising the dog in the comments; "what a wee trooper, mah wee man, such a star". 

 

Man if they were my parents I'd slap them in the face and tell them to go right back to knitting if they can't use facebook properly. 

 

Okay, before anyone gets offended, that was a joke. I don't slap people for real. Especially not for using facebook improperly.

Strange magic

 

An animated musical based off of Shakespeare's A Midsummer Night's Dream. Singing. Dancing. Fairies. Elves. Love potions. Shenanigans. Evil forces with Scottish accents. 

 

I looooooooooved this movie. Like, honestly. I was watching TV, bored and stuff, flipping between channels. I usually have rough time swallowing small production 3D animations (small production = anything that isn't disney, pixar or dreamworks), but this one stunned me with it's beautifully polished artwork and smooth motion capture. It was stunning from the very first moments onwards. I watched it, and then I forced my husbando to watch it with me for the second time. 

 

There were also so many unconventional plot points in the movie that just made my heart flutter. First of all, the movie actually had a strong female lead. And not strong like, "strong until the correct man is found and then totally happy to be a useless housewife", but like... actually strong. With a sword.

 

 

As a small con I would like to say that the movie did not have original music but rather borrowed a bunch of well known pop anthems. Buuuut it's a small flaw. Eh.

 

A million stars out of five. Would watch again. Will watch again. Will cry. Need to send mail to Disney asking why they're so afraid of showing love between characters that might not be the image of a perfect boyfriend/girlfriend.

9 hours ago, Peace Heavy mk II said:

 

Khlaha

 

 

Like looking at twins separated at birth.

Meth. I can cook meth.

 

(3 cups of sugar. Kettle. Put sugar in kettle. Boil. Stir until liquid. Add blue food colouring. Take off heat. Pour into a dish. Spread into a thin layer. Refrigerate until solid. Hammer it into shards. Distribute shards into zip bags. Sell in front of a high-school for maximum profit. Retire and get somma that cancer treatment.)

 

No but in all seriousness. I don't cook. My slaves do it for me.

Ultimate protip:

 

If they're more trouble than they're worth, drop it.

 

There are so many people out there who don't see this and insist on "fixing" people. Yo, hun, not your problem. This tactic applies to all "fixer-uppers"; high-maintenance, basic bitches who bring nothing new to the table personality-wise; manipulative little shits and "playing hard to get" skanks.

 

The bread has spoken.

I think this thread should be renamed as 'Date a fictional character', 'cause... ya know, why exclude TV characters (fictional ones, not actors), book characters etc.? Anyways.

 

SO - FUCKING - MANY.

 

Don't really have anime crushes, or TV crushes for that matter. I can definitely like a character from other medias and be excited when they're on the screen (i.e. Jaqen H'ghar from Game of Thrones or Daryl from The Walking Dead), but having a crush on a character requires for me to be involved with what they're doing. 

 

Anyways, onto the characters.

 

Garrus Vakarian / Mass Effect trilogy

 

 

I would fuck this alien's brains out in an instant if I got the chance. So - hawt. Citadel DLC had me biting my fingers so I wouldn't moan and orgasm when Garrus deftly tangoed femShep into oblivion. Also, he's funny. And projected as a skilled shooter, so... really, Garrus is a pretty perfect package. Why romance humans when you can romance stupid sexy aliens?

 

 

Ignis Scientia / Final Fantasy XV

 

 

Iggy was just the deepest character in the whole game and just depicted perfectly what a unconditionally loving relationship there can be between two friends. Ignis gave his all for Noctis and never wavered, even when he lost his sight. And after watching Final Fantasy XV: Brotherhood, it's even more than evident, that Ignis was special to Noctis. Prompto might've been his best friend and Gladio always kept his feet on the ground, but Ignis was, in addition to being a friend, like a parent to Noct, when his father grew too weary. Iggy is just so beautiful. *cries*

 

 

 

Naoto Shirogane / Persona 4

 

 

Okay yeah I have a thing for boyish girls, especially as pretty as Naoto. She's just the picture of perfection. Cool and collected and sweet and adorable and everything. Wanna stick her under my pillow and keep there.

 

 

Morrigan / Dragon Age: Origins/Inquisition

 

 

My heart's desire. Morrigan. The most beautiful, perfect woman in the whole game world. Beautiful and witty, destructive and intelligent. She makes my heart tremble. In fact, I'm kind of mad at Bioware for not making her a companion or a romance in Inquisition. They improved her looks so much that I was swimming in my own saliva after 5 minutes of banter with her. Not that she wasn't already amazing in Origins but... maker, look at that face! Just wish she wasn't a baby mama (Kieran is such an annoying brat).

 

 

Solas / Dragon Age: Inquisition

 

 

Solas you little... nnh. Solas is definitely more of a personality crush than anything else, although I have to admit that sentinel armour in the .gif is sexy af. Shiny thighs. Anyways. Before I played Inquisition I was warned that Solas was gonna be really boring and that his romance doesn't proceed anywhere beyond kissing, but also that his backstory would be the most interesting out of all the companions. The warning about dullness almost made me not romance him, but he just made it waaaay too easy (kinda like Anders in DA2. If you've ever played DA2 you know Anders is way too easy to romance. He just kinda throws himself in your arms). So I went with it, and while it's slightly disappointing that you, indeed, don't get to do much else than smooch with Solas and have in-depth conversations about the Fade, the emotional investment in the romance is HUGE. I could write a fudging essay about how my feelings for Solas went from 'you're kinda boring' to 'omg you're actually really sweet' to 'I effin love you man' to 'YOU SHITHEAD YOU BROKE MY HEART IMA PUNCH YOU IN THE GUTTER' to 'why am I crying solas please solas take me with you solas we can burn the world together solas i'll love you forever solas'. Gotta love the egg.

 

 

Cole / Dragon Age: Inquisition

 

 

Cole. ;w; Just looking at him makes me want to cry. Okay maybe my love for Cole isn't as much 'I'd date him' than 'I'd take him home, feed him well, pet his head, brush his hair and take care of him until the end of times'. Cole is just a wee puppy. There're so many ways in Inquisition in which you can make him even sadder than he already is. If you're a generally bad person, he might leave and make you forget he ever existed, with the parting words: "You won't miss me." SO SAD I WOULD NEVER DO THAT.

Also you have the option to turn him more into a spirit, and near the end game, in a conversation with him, you call him by his name and he says: "You may keep calling me that. After all, I'm here to help." ;;w;; Never again will I turn Cole into a spirit.

(ALSO, SOMEONE NEEDS TO TELL PATRICK WEEKES TO STOP WRITING AWESOME CHARACTERS. 3 OUT OF 6 ON THIS LIST ARE HIS WORK.)

 

 

 

So many pictures and gifs, enjoy!

 

// Edit since march:

 

I would like to add on the list:

 

Kitagawa Yusuke / Persona 5

 

 

 

Okay so turns out I can't handle myself with any character that's sorta broody and eccentric. Yusuke is such a dork and oblivious and yet skilled with his words and observations of deeper meanings within the world. And he says things like he means them and it creates hilarious outcomes that are relatable to someone like me who occasionally also struggles to keep her pie hole shut when needed. 

 

Plus haaaay, who doesn't like foxes?