Velle

MAD LIP (I love their stuff, but I hate that name for some reason.)
0801ni209XX6 (I have no idea how to pronounce it xd)
the:Ø (same with 0801ni209XX6)
BLESS THIS MESS (It's so dumb lol)
.R (best name idea)
ZERO MIND INFINITY (wtf)

Ah, yes, that old trick of putting three cool-sounding words together that sound totally irrelevant to each other out of context. That's what I like to call a Metal Gear Solid.

D.I.D. (until the day i die)
 
Although it sounds cool but it's so hard to find anything by this band on Google unless you type its full name along with its short form.

I think they were going for the sound of heavy rain (zaa-zaa) in Japanese.
 
Edit: Nvm someone already pointed this out!

don't forget the ~mistresses~ who act all holy and mighty and bitch at anyone who interacts with them. not to mention when they take requests, they cast you aside because you weren't ~specific~ enough in your message
 
you know who you are  

Don't get your garters in a tangle over this, it's just a meme I made in less than twenty minutes. I say this because there are some people who get super pissed when anyone even so much as suggests that a Tanuki rumour is fake. Seriously, look at the language used by the moderators of some of the translation blogs... "fuck you" this, "your opinion doesn't matter" that
And on that note, I'm going to bed

Tanuki is a pathetic place but entertaining. 
Ah yes, they seems to have something against foreign vkei fans. Maybe because we are generally taller and prettier? 

Someone on Tanuki posted that Yoshiki is going to give me 50% of his money for my birthday

Jasmine You Found Alive at Business Meeting in Dubai

Mana (of Malice Mizer fame) speaks fluent English, but inexplicably has a very thick cockney accent

ALICE IN MENSWEAR
dishes are scheming

xaa-xaa is such a cool name though. Extra cool points for stylizing ザアザア with an x instead of a z. 

LOUD GRAPE

The single letter ones are bad no matter if it's a band name or a member's stage name. There's way too many K's out there.

Their name is only the third funniest thing about them. It trails behind the music, and the woefully out-of-place drummer.

i like your mom xx

Royz- which I keep pronouncing as "Roids"
Golden Collard green fried chicken or whatever Gackt's other project was called.
Dummy-xD - that some myspace name
Baboo
Aboo
F@nny
Far east dizain
Buglug
Gibkiy gibkiy gibkiy
Log
Micro 4heads pon pon or whatever that name is
the 😮  um the : O
Fest Vainqueuer
Sex machineguns had a name before reminded me of Ino from Naruto
 SHILFEE AND TULIPCOROBOCKLES <--- wut?

what about pink hallelujah 
 

 
 
 

You could say she was lakynn some common sense.

...No?
Fuck you, my mum thinks I'm funny.

Let us not forget THE MICRO HEAD 4N'S (Which supposedly is to be pronounced 'headphones?)

I don't know how you go from D'espairRay to that. I always thought D'espa was a sweet name (ignoring the unnecessary punctuation :P)

Nega. Good God they were awful. They're one of the worse examples of "not sure if br00tal edgy violent metal or 80's anime soundtrack" cliche of japanese bands that just want to do every style possible and fail at every one of them. Musicianship is competent (the drummer was great!) but the songwriting is almost non-existent. I actually listened to their entire discography once and liked only 7 songs (dunno how many songs they had in total, but it was like 80?). And don't get me on Jin's voice.

I think Nega’s (and Black Swan’s) problem was Jin didn’t know shit about music but insisted on writing it. The potential was there in both bands in terms of musicianship, but they were stuck playing middling j-core that did little to really showcase what they were capable of. 
 
Jin’s voice was always a problem though. He tried so hard to make every syllable that came out of his mouth sound pained and tortured that he sacrificed good tone and delivery. Nega is an occasional guilty pleasure of mine, but I am not unaware of how bad most of their discog is. 
 
I fucking hate Guilt Trip. One of the worst VK songs in history. 

Reviving cuz apparently I never wrote in this thread. The last REAL jrocker crush I had was Hitsugi of Nightmare lol but tbh I don't consider liking a musician for their talent while then also being attractive means I got a crush on them. My feels would actually hurt over tsugi. But now I'm generally apathetic towards celebrity/idol crushes and overly emotional about people I know in real life. Loooool
 
 
GARO ALWAYS BAE