Masato

I have to say their lives have at least improved since the beginning where it was eye and ear cancer... 
 
But yeah, kudos for being innovative.... 🤡
 
I still dislike them somehow...

I love them so much! Their songs are always on repeat for me lately! They're really clever and funny and their music is so fantastic
Though I'm feeling a little sad right now that I didn't pre-order Kinketsu Piranha from LittleHearts after seeing Puton's tweet about the tokuten being a chaotic nomikai video ;__; Learning a valuable lesson for next time

HAHA I loled so hard at this that I started crying and the guy sitting next to me at starbucks just kept staring at me haha

Because this is by far the funniest and coolest song of VK, here my translation of it! I have some problems with the Zipper/Fly part... so if anyone can correct me or help out that would be great!
 

From when I started as bandomen I was quite popular.

Feeling happy every day,
Today I want to paint a lot in my picture Diary again!

My fan's twitter blog
It changed to a guy that wasn't me.

I am ashamed of my image.
So I can't look at the screen.

A bashful/shy person!
 

When I MC it's a funeral feeling!
When I MC it's a funeral feeling!

Thank you very much for always listening to me.

The bangya who pulled my cheki traded it away in front of my eyes.

I'm happy! She is sharing me! ME! *sparkle* 
 
She said she would support me until death 
She hasn't come to see me lately. I wonder if she has died? 
 
The bangya that use their smartphones, sitting on the ground during a live show: They are looking up my band's situation. Diligently studying!
Handing out flyers on the way back, my band's flyers are falling down...
I see! The purpose is to mark the way over a long distance! 
 
At the taiban (multi-band live), the guys taking photos with me won't post them on twitter.
My fans who see it will feel jealous, so you have a grudge against me! Killer!
 
In front of me, there are no bangya. They are standing firm in the back. 
"I understand! In a movie theater the back also has a better view, right?" 
 
From tomorrow onwards it's To~Mei~Han! 
To~Mei~Han! To~Mei~Han! 
From tomorrow onwards it's To~Mei~Han!
To~Mei~Han! To~Mei~Han! 
Live? Ahh, it's just a short drive! Live? A no, it's just a car trip...!!!
 
I called the phone number, that was secretly written in a letter.
It was something I had not heard before at all,
the voice of an old man! "Hello!"
You're a shy person, but you pranked me!
My secret relationship with the old man?
 
Oi oi oi! Don't stare at me like that!
The people around us will be alarmed!
 
###
 
My zipper was open...
 
My singing voice
My angelic singing voice
Singing the best songs
Today alone again at karaoke 
 
 
### (I am missing something here.... I really don't get this part.... 😭😭😭😭 Help please!) 
# To Mei Han = Tokyo Nagoya Osaka tour
 
 
 

“Bands with backoffices are hard to negotiate! We should go with self-employed ones...even the band members themselves allow us to make their parodies, their back-offices don’t. I love Oboreru Sakana! “~Summary ~

AND ~ Eccentric Agent Ken
 
He posted his recent body builder self on twitter... 

Seems like the "ray of pig" videos on youtube where boya is trying to loose weight? 
They have sooooo much marketing materials.... several youtube channels, free magazines just about them, dvds attached to like every flyer.... crazy

Also there's this:
So, starting on 6/17 they're selling cheaper C Type tickets for their anniversary one man.
There are two options: 
One is 5,500 yen for 2 tickets and you get 2 rubber wristbands with it.
The other is...103,100 yen for 20 tickets and you get to go on a date with one of the members to USJ.
But only one lucky person gets the pleasure of spending over 100,000 yen to date a nobody from a no-name band...
 
 

literally serving a visual graph of what body dysmorphic disorder starts out as and what it progresses into, omg

怪盗戦隊ヌスムンジャー (Kaitou Sentai Nusumunja) Dr.Zowi LINK has departed at 2018/6/9.
 

I have meet&greet (VIP) and photo tickets for his September Paris concert! So excited!! I will give him a hug, and a letter in Japanese (translated by a friend), and as a gift together with the letter a CD with LAREINE covers by me. I'll also show him my Laliene 1st demo tape, he'll be really surprised!

i like lareine

Thanks, i really love them ♥

Hi! I requested it in a blog called zuihitsu. it's the only song this person could translate bc someone posted lyrics in the comment section from that mv.
 
Kanji: taken from a comment below the video
Translation: zuihitsu
Title: Harmless, cheerfully naive girl
 
Perhaps you didn’t have any matching pajamas?
In the middle of winter, I’m the only one in tank top,
you look so warm
in that black striped pajama from Gelato Pique*,
I’m only wearing short pants and tank top,
“That’s because I want to see your skin”**
I love you when you are like this ♡
 
I got interested in you by chance
when I saw you on a live with other artists,
according to the direct mail service***
something like a one-man live was about to come.
I went to see
and you were so cool, so funny, I got addicted to you,
I showed some courage and subscribed to your band’s direct mail service***
and now everyday is fun ♡
 
“Buy me a bag”
Let’s fill it with a lot of memories ♡
“Is it fine if I create a CACAO account?”****
It’s scary to get your LINE**** account stolen, right? ♡
“Tell me your number”
Sooo, 090…
“No, no, your ATM card secret code!”
We are one ♡ Our bank account shall be one ♡
 
“I won’t be able to spend Christmas with you”*****
Is it because you are buddhist
and you are busy with preparation for the New Year’s Eve, right? ♡
I, alone, in my room, alone, say
many christmas prayers to everyone! ******
 
I saw you in town
walking with an other woman,*******
wow! ♡ You are even more amazing! ♡
You are giving directions to a person who has lost the way!
From the back I say “He’s so kind! ♡”
 
Yes, I’m a cheerfully naive girl,
I have money, I have love,
for you, I can go everywhere,
yeah, even Taj Mahal,
well, in the first place,
I exist for you,
I’ll pay to fix your equipment which, for some mysterious reason, breaks so often********,
this month is already the seventh time…
 
I have been blocked by you on Twitter,
Is it because you used to be in the Volleyball club
and blocking is your specialty, right? ♡
I’ll attack you!♡♡♡ *********
 
You keep refusing physical contact,
maybe, you…
you don’t like me…?
(Ah, that can’t be! I’m so stupid!)
That thing
is for after the wedding, right? ♡
 
Perhaps you didn’t have ay matching pajamas?
In the middle of winter, I’m the only one in tank top,
you look so warm
in that black striped pajama from Gelato Pique*,
I’m only wearing short pants and tank top,
“I don’t care about what you wear”**
I love you when you act so shy ♡
 
Notes and Other
*=it is a famous brand of clothing, particularly loved by girls because of the fluffy and warm pajamas they produce.
**=it may seem like something sexy, but later in the song it becomes clear that the bandman couldn’t even be bothered to land that girl a pajama.
***= a service for commercial promotion which consist in receiving mail about the future even of the company and such. Quite common in Japan, a bit unknown in the West.
****=CACAO is one other application for chatting, calling and such for free which is an alternative to the extreme popular service call LINE. It is kinda suspect because looks like the bandman wants to use CACAO to flirt with other girls without letting the cheerfully naive girl know.
*****=In Japan, Christmas is an event for couples, so this phrase is extremely fishy if said to one’s girlfriend/boyfriend: sounds like the bandman is definitely having a date with another girl.
******= it is a pun impossible to translate. It is the combination of the words for the buddhist prayer (gasshou) that everyone does on New Year’s Eve and “Merry Christmas”.
*******= may seem normal to some in west, it is extremely fishy in Japan. Like, some consider it plain cheating.
********= this is one of the tricks used in the past by dirty bandmen, in order to receive money from the girls willing to pay for such a cost which, of course, is a lie.
*********= “Attack” is the catchphrase of You from the volleyball anime “Attacker You”

*Ahem* Yes, I remember all the sparkly banners for displaying your allegiance. I also remember  a number of bands had chatrooms on their HP where, if you join at around late evening JST, you often ended up chatting with the bandomen themselves. 

So who is the shitiest shit noodle?

I also can send via:
https://www.pakkettenversturen.nl/en/Send/Rates
 
It is also with TRACKING.
And it's a bit cheaper.
 
BUT it's only for some countries in EUROPE!
 

Hardly mysterious and no, this isn't a joke, this is L's new band, it was announced at The 3rd Birthday's last live last month. The fans received the DVD with this new logo printed on it.

The US is scary... 

phew I thought I'd have to move on to Instagrammer/ YouTuber gossip! 

Is it back???? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
The temporary shut-down caused a lot of uproar on twitter. 
 
Kaitou Sentai Official Twitter reaction

But then you lack the "anon" status.

No idea. Tanuki was shut down today. Lol. 
But it will resurface somewhere.... where else should bandomen find mitsu etc? 

If it's truly closed down to you recon the same shit would just move to a new existing platform like twitter, which everyone seems to use anyway

In light of this potentially tragic news, vk.gy will introduce a new feature, wherein you can call your favorite artists fat and ugly. #staystrong