Masato

No, it's Koichi and Tsu. Check out their new band and their lyrics and videos. 
 
Meto and Mia could not accept their new lifestyle,  so to pursue their dreams and relationship they quit Mejibray to be together. 
Tsu is lovingly encouraging Koichi to be more open and develop as a vocal, too. 
It's the cutest story of VK! After they got together Tsu even overcame his depression and renamed himself Genki because of his relationship with Koichi. 
You should fully support their new project, too.  It is so positive and lovely!

Im just laughing at the title of this thread XD

So I guess Ki$aki has that hu$h money, because it's been two months and I haven't heard anything.

That and super expensive traveling costs.

I came to this thread because everyone wrote that they will be the next big Internet thing, but no one is posting here except chipathy. 🤔

I came to this thread because everyone wrote that they will be the next big Internet thing, but no one is posting here except chipathy. 🤔

I came to this thread because everyone wrote that they will be the next big Internet thing, but no one is posting here except chipathy. 🤔

Satsuki had a naruto hadband photoshopped on him! 
Do you even know the license fee for photoshop?!? 
No wonder he has no money left for anything else....

🦑❌Vocalist from BABOO will show up in a new band
🦑❌BABYMETAL as we know it disbands
🦑❌Su Metal solo project 
🦑⭕xaa-xaa has three month consecutive releases
🦑❌XJAPAN album will drop, even if its on Dec 31st 23:59
🦑➕DIMLIM will have a style shift to gain more fans (if the rumours are true...) 
🦑➕ DIMLIM plays at an overseas festival (well, they're playing in Mexico in 2020)
🦑⭕ 8PSB reaches PEAK levels of cringe. That's right, we haven't seen the worst of it... (the whole richardland concept was pretty cringy) 
🦑I predict that the cringe will culminate on a Valentine's day project/release
🦑➕ Meto will participate in one music project, but essentially drops out of the scene (he's in Liraizo. I'm late to the party) 
🦑❌ Another Kisaki scandal
🦑⭕Dir En Grey drops one single 
🦑⭕Sukekiyo will bless us with another album and... 
🦑😔❌Sukekiyo European tour on the latter half of the year💦
🦑❌Mathilda goes strong. Blesses us with a mini album
🦑❌ORCALADE will officially disband. Perhaps one single will be released before the announcement 
🦑❌DADAROMA releases one more sex themed single. The Anal, maybe? 
🦑➗Pentagon's identity is becoming warped by the minute. By the end of the year there'll be neither spooks nor idol looks, but a higher budget Initial'L
🦑❌Wild Card prediction for lols. Arlequin gets new vocalist. Or disbands because of Aki. Or maybe a hiatus 🤔
🦑❌GRIMOIRE disbands
🦑❌The VK sphere will be shaken up by a newcomer band
🦑⭕DEZERT may surprise us with a heavy single. However, they'll be quiet for most of the year (black hole was better than just a heavy single) 
🦑➗There'll be some worrying news related to Kiryu
🦑⭕ It's the end of Lack-Co. 
🦑❌Gosan vs Sick2
🦑⭕Sick. give up, we collectively sigh in relief
🦑❌Yoshiki X Miyavi collab. One of them will also collab with will.i.am
 
 
 

-Satsuki and/or Sana will tour Russia and with a lot of luck Europe again
-Kamijo will also be back to Europe probably with Versailles?
-More bands will try crowdfunding
-Kaitou will get ~70 people at taibans at the weekends and still no label will take them on, forever to be self-published. They will do a parody song of Sick2
-Lack-co will keep releasing very little, San and Milks BL duo stuff takes off with their 10 fans that they will become a serious GLK band. Lol

And now for everyone who did not get beautiful skin with Masato's advice from the first song, he will release more beauty advice with his next song:
 
 
NATTO NATTO NATTO NATTO NATTO
TOMATO TOMATO TOMATO TOMATO 
 
🤣

Actually I think it's ok to post these things. Honestly, japanese fans spend soooo much money on merch and chekis at the lives, often 5000¥, 10.000¥ and up, so yeah, i kind of want to know where my money goes and have an estimate how my band is doing financially  (estimating the risk of a break-up lol)
 
And merch/cheki have such inflated prices... (7000¥ for a xl shirt for 8B-SP 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣)
 
So I feel cheated when I buy it! 
It helps to explain where the money goes. 
 
500¥ cheki = 100¥ production cost and 400¥ wins without taxes
 
some bands charge 1000¥ per cheki, so 900¥ winnings here

Then they changed it to something even worse - GzNDLH (pronounced Gandora!)

Honestly, I am such a science nerd that I check out all bands with science names and came to like BFN because of that! 🤣
 
My bacteria heat island is also a band I checked out because of their name. Lol. 
 
I am still waiting for "Yersinia pestis" or "E.coli" 😂😂😂😂😂
 
Kaitou Sentai is also super annoying since there is a sentai show in japan that's called kaitou sentai, too....
 
Also this "chewing gum costs 100.000¥ fine in singapore" band has a stupid name!

I went to one of his shows. It's really not hard music anymore, but he is covering a wide variety of music styles. So it was worth going there to have a good time (also cheap tickets), but nothing I stan. 

And now for everyone who did not get beautiful skin with Masato's advice from the first song, he will release more beauty advice with his next song:
 
 
NATTO NATTO NATTO NATTO NATTO
TOMATO TOMATO TOMATO TOMATO 
 
🤣

-Satsuki and/or Sana will tour Russia and with a lot of luck Europe again
-Kamijo will also be back to Europe probably with Versailles?
-More bands will try crowdfunding
-Kaitou will get ~70 people at taibans at the weekends and still no label will take them on, forever to be self-published. They will do a parody song of Sick2
-Lack-co will keep releasing very little, San and Milks BL duo stuff takes off with their 10 fans that they will become a serious GLK band. Lol

And it's even leaking out! 😱
Can't you see all the oil/botox on his face in all his instagram videos! 
 
This or he wants to add extra sparkle with this oil...
 

I predict:
~ Yoshiki will promise a new album that'll never come to pass
~ some dibanded band will come back
~ brutal- kei bands will appear  whatever version of Hey!Hey!Hey! is still going.
~ DEG will revive diaper-kei 
~Jin-Machine will do a song about bunnies
~ Dog in the PWO will finally disband
~ Golden bomber will finally ay off some debt and go on a break/disband
~ some band will be in a scandal for honking and bonking bangya and becoming a daddy
~ Kameleo will reform! (I hope)
~ Codomo Dragon, Royz and  Kiryu will all finally come out with a full cd
~ some band will have some silly ass name like "fidget spinner"
~Unite will do some gangsta rap shit singing about dropping "doki doki cookies on yo ass biatch"
lastly,
~Kaitou sentai will have a cool song out that'll get a "fuck no you aint" letter and it'll never see the light of day

ゴールデンボンバー (Golden Bomber) new live DVD/Blu-ray "ゴールデンボンバー全国ツアー2018 「ロボヒップ」 at さいたまスーパーアリーナ 2018.7.18", new live DVD "ゴールデンボンバー全国ツアー2018 「ロボヒップ」 at 大阪城ホール 2018.7.15" & new live DVD "ゴールデンボンバー全国ツアー2018 「ロボヒップ "キラーチューンしかやらねえよ"」 at さいたまスーパーアリーナ 2018.7.17" will be released at 2018/12/18.
 

 
TrackList "ゴールデンボンバー全国ツアー2018 「ロボヒップ」 at さいたまスーパーアリーナ 2018.7.18" :
[DISC 1]
1. オープニング動画
2. つよいぞ！ロボヒップ
3. やんややんやNight 〜踊ろよ埼玉〜
4. MC
5. 抱きしめてシュヴァルツ
6. MC
7. お前を-KOROSU-
8. 海山川川
9. やさしくしてね
10. 動画
11. 演劇1
12. 燃やして！マイゴッド
13. 演劇2
14. いつもと同じ夜
15. 演劇3
16. スイートマイルーム
17. 演劇4
18. ドンマイ
19. MC
 
[DISC 2]
1. MC
2. #CDが売れないこんな世の中じゃ(偽)
3. アモーレ
4. あの日君を傷つけたのは
5. 毒グモ女(萌え燃え編)
6. †ザ・V系っぽい曲†
7. 女々しくて
～ENCORE 1～
8. MC
9. かっこいいな英語って
10. 動画
11. イヤホン
12. エンディング動画
～ENCORE 2～
13. 動画
14. タツオ⋯嫁を俺にくれ
15. MC
16. ultra PHANTOM
17. MC
 + bonus disc
 

 
TrackList "ゴールデンボンバー全国ツアー2018 「ロボヒップ」 at 大阪城ホール 2018.7.15" :
[DISC 1]
1. オープニング動画
2. つよいぞ！ロボヒップ
3. やんややんやNight 〜踊ろよ大阪〜
4. MC
5. 抱きしめてシュヴァルツ
6. MC
7. お前を-KOROSU-
8. 海山川川
9. やさしくしてね
10. 動画
11. 演劇1
12. 燃やして！マイゴッド
13. 演劇2
14. いつもと同じ夜
15. 演劇3
16. スイートマイルーム
17. 演劇4
18. ドンマイ
19. MC

[DISC 2]
1. MC
2. さよならも言わずに
3. アモーレ
4. あの日君を傷つけたのは
5. まさし
6. †ザ・V系っぽい曲†
7. 女々しくて
～ENCORE 1～
8. MC
9. かっこいいな英語って
10. 動画
11. イヤホン
12. エンディング動画
～ENCORE 2～
13. MC
14. TSUNAMIのジョニー
15. MC
+bonus disc
 

 
TrackList "ゴールデンボンバー全国ツアー2018 「ロボヒップ "キラーチューンしかやらねえよ"」 at さいたまスーパーアリーナ 2018.7.17":
[DISC 1]
1. オープニング動画
2. #CDが売れないこんな世の中じゃ    
3. デスメンタル    
4. MC
5. 抱きしめてシュヴァルツ
6. MC
7. お前を-KOROSU-
8. SHINE    
9. ドスケベ 
10. MC
11. トラウマキャバ嬢    
12. 元カレ殺ス    
13. 死 ん だ 妻 に 似 て い る 
14. MC
15. ドンマイ    
16. うれしいかなしい    
17. あの日君を傷つけたのは    
18. 世界平和    
19. MC
20. 誕生日でも結婚式でも使える歌 
21. やさしくしてね
22. 今夜はトゥナイト 
23. まさし
24. †ザ・V系っぽい曲†
 
[DISC 2]
～ENCORE 1～
1. MC
2. 海山川川    
3. らふぃおら    
4. 女々しくて    
～ENCORE 2～
5. 暴れ曲    
6. GLORY LOVE
+bonus disc
 
 

I will only pay 150K if I can also sleep with her, No need sex or funny business like that, but just in bed, maybe talking and nibbling on chips and drink tea, anything less that is clownery! 

Ok, so I am a very stingy person and there have been only 2 bands I really spent my  money on in Japan so far.
So where does my cheki money go?
Fortunately Masato has done an informative post, but what do you think about that?
 
MV ~ 500.000 ¥
Costumes ~ 700.000¥
Foto shooting ~ 100.0000¥
CD pressing ~ 100.000¥
Recording ~ 100.000¥
Hair styling ~ 1x 20.000¥
Studio ~ 1x 10.000¥
Travel cost ~ 200.000¥
Flyer/print ~ 100.000¥
Website 150.000¥
 
Some things seem realistic and some a bit expensive.  He does not say for which time periode though.  The website hosting probably for a year.
What do you think?

the tweet I was talking was erased... so I can't remember what it was
 
oh a parody from golden bomber? I can't wait to see it!

For anyone who understands Japanese, Itsuki (ex. vocalist of Bergerac) has made a series of vids regarding VK costs.

This.
 
I can't stand the Raid. Used to like them but quickly got annoyed with it's members. Never liked Golden Bomber and never will. Also generic opinion, but I can't stand Mejibray and Gazette. I agree with what everyone here is saying about 0.1 no gosan.  Also sorry, but I don't like lynch.
 
Also have irrational dislike for Satoshi (ex. DIV, Laplus). Idk, why.