Aferni 2381 Posted November 21, 2014 Will be doing misheard lyrics of Jrock song's starting with NOCTURNAL BLOODLUST and Arlequin. feel free to do songs. Gift Of Prophecy. [NOCTURNAL BLOODLUST] ________________________________________________________________ EYOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FREYAHHHHH GO! What if you could sound rape me? What if you could cow run me? What if you could down run me? WITH ASSAHMAH FAISHAHHHHH Follow your fate, follow your fate, follow your fate, theres nothing you can chew. WITH ONE I SIT AND RACE DOWN WITH YASSSAFAH EEEEEEEEEEEEEEESAFIRIE HE CHOSE EYAHHHHHHHHHHHH Follow your fate my last hope is garn. Ive had no choice to be alive since i piss bourne. Follow your fate my last hope is garn. EYAIII HAVE NO CHOICE TO BE ALIVE SINCE I WAS BOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII JUST LIE TO ME, DEVESTATE ME, RUSH ME EVERYTIME. A LEGAL RIGHT IS BORN JOSHIN ME TIL IT DOESNT CAKE. EYAHS MY CREATION , DICK HATES YOU I TEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. DEYOHHHHHHHEEEHHHH AHEBOTEHHHHHH ON ME FOYAI WAISHEEEEEEEEEEEYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH. UGHOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOO. *guitar Solo* JUST LIE TO ME, DEVESTATE ME, RUSH ME EVERYTIME. A LEGAL RIGHT IS BORN JOSH ME TIL IT DOESNT CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE Follow your fate my last hope is garn. Ive had no choice to be alive since i piss bourne. Follow your fate my last hope is garn. EYAIII HAVE NO CHOICE TO BE ALIVE SINCE EYES BOWL. I chain a walll stupaye I cant belive yo. I wait for naillls for race , when i am not dead EYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIUHHHHH. YOUR FATE. YOUR FATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTE. YOUR FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE, YOUR WRUNG FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE. haakana [Arlequin] ___________________________________________________ OHHHH PEOPLE TRUST NUT, ICH TU DE RAIS IT MAY OR MAYNO TO BE TWO DESPAIR WAS NEVER WORTHY HOW CAME OF IT TO BE SO STOP DANCING ON OUR GRAVE ANYMORE OHHHH PEOPLE TRUST NUT, ICH TU DE RAIS IT MAY OR MAYNO TO BE TWO DESPAIR WAS NEVER WORTHY HOW CAME OF IT TO BE SO STOP DANCING ON OUR GRAVE ANYMORE (Only did this part because laziness) 3 ghost, platy and IGM_Oficial reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Peace Heavy mk II 7200 Posted November 21, 2014 The b-side of Grieva's last live-distro, which apparently people liked for whatever reason, sounded like he was growling "Are you Whitney Houston??!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
beni 2149 Posted November 21, 2014 I remember just scrolling through and watching literally any video on YouTube about misheard lyrics because I find them hilarious and pretty clever. It always makes me forget about the actual words, and most of the time, not positively ehe. The only one I can recall right now is girugamesh's 'Dirty Story,' when Satoshi says 'I wanna be a sincere man.' I was reading a translation of the song while listening and it was heard as 'I wanna be a sexual man.' xD Now I keep hearing only that. 1 ghost reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ghost 2687 Posted November 21, 2014 I was thinking of starting a thread like this! My small (for now) contribution: Dir en Grey - Merciless Cult The chorus to me sounds like: -HUAH! -ROB RICE! -HUAH! -ROB RICE! -HUAH! -ROB RICE! 2 efuru and nullmoon reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nullmoon 784 Posted November 21, 2014 I remember just scrolling through and watching literally any video on YouTube about misheard lyrics because I find them hilarious and pretty clever. It always make me forget about the actual words, and most of the time, not positively ehe. The only one I can recall right now is girugamesh's 'Dirty Story,' when Satoshi says 'I wanna be a sincere man.' I was reading a translation of the song while listening and it was heard as 'I wanna be a sexual man.' xD Now I keep hearing only that. Ditto! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aferni 2381 Posted November 22, 2014 In NEGA - NEO DESTRUCTION it sould's like jin is saying "Kiss Kiss Rape Souuuuu" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PsychoΔelica 648 Posted January 28, 2015 Morning satisfaction... I wanna be your sensual man say - I wanna be a sexy man I wanna be your sensual man - I wanna be a sexy man I wanna be your sensual man - I wanna be a sexy man I wanna be your sexual man - I wanna be a sexy man etc etc. Girugamesh - Dirty Story Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
itsukoii 1300 Posted July 27, 2016 "it fucks in my anus"? 4 Aferni, -jibakurei-, Anne Claire and 1 other reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
plastic_rainbow 2162 Posted September 26, 2016 "I fuck jelly bean" in THE NOVEMBERS - 時間さえも年老いて Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
itsukoii 1300 Posted October 24, 2016 get in my purse 1 Aferni reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Komorebi 2193 Posted January 17, 2017 The GazettE's Filth in the Beauty lol the chorus "closed minds, distorted instability" sounds like "conchetumadre, pisaron mi sandwich", which translates as "motherfucker, someone stepped on my sandwich" And many more misheard lyrics I know in spanish lol 1 PsychoΔelica reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
itsukoii 1300 Posted January 31, 2017 (1:02) caillou, caillou ate his cashews Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Anne Claire 392 Posted January 31, 2017 (edited) 1:58 "OBAMA'S CRY!" o.O Edited January 31, 2017 by Anne Claire 1 -jibakurei- reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Himeaimichu 1535 Posted February 1, 2017 In Spiv States' "Flavour", there is a part where it sounds like the lead singer says "Eat a Dorito". I guess that's why it's called Flavour xD. Also, sometimes, in Myaku by Dir En Grey, it sounds like Kyo says "Fuck for Gimmick!" or "Go fuck Gimmick!" because of how the words run together. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
-jibakurei- 111 Posted February 10, 2017 I love misheard lyrics! HILARIOUS thing! 9GOATS BLACK OUT - 690 min during his whispers at ~1.38 it sounds like he says 'guilty pussy' since 1889 - capital punishment first time audible at ~ 1.44 'Speckbohnen' (German for bacon and beans), but towards the end it's all he growls I always hear another one, each time I listen to the song, but atm I can't remember which band, nor which song. But it sounds like 'my bad engrish' and I'm always like 'nah, no prob pal' Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
platy 3018 Posted February 13, 2017 (edited) 1:12 when he says 'dominatrix' I had no idea what he said, it just sounded like 'kani na camise' (???) 1:32 - ''Give you a lesson, give you a lesson, give you a lesson TODAY!'' or ''Give you a nutsack, give you a nutsack'' according to my friend. ( The actual lyrics are "give me your master mad pain") Edited February 13, 2017 by Platy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
efuru 255 Posted March 10, 2017 In 少女-ロリヰタ-23区's 「ベッドは玉座、僕は皇帝」 it sounds like he screams, "Ghastly, Candy. Gospel" but he's saying "castling, gambit, passed pawn". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
-jibakurei- 111 Posted June 23, 2017 LIN -end of corruption world- Lost in the mist of time During the chorus it sounds like 'godess in my ear - godess in my dick' and sometimes it sounds more like 'blood is in my dick' Matches Rikus breathy way of singing this song is2g 1 suji reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
suji 8317 Posted June 23, 2017 10 minutes ago, -jibakurei- said: LIN -end of corruption world- Lost in the mist of time During the chorus it sounds like 'godess in my ear - godess in my dick' and sometimes it sounds more like 'blood is in my dick' Matches Rikus breathy way of singing this song is2g I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO HEARS THIS AFTER ALL 1 -jibakurei- reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
-jibakurei- 111 Posted June 23, 2017 11 minutes ago, sheepprincessgara said: I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO HEARS THIS AFTER ALL HELL NAH BRO WE'RE TOGETHER IN THIS OMG OMG 1 suji reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chocobuzz 752 Posted June 25, 2017 In Monophobia by Moi dix Mois there's this line that goes "break a spell" but I keep hearing it as "like a sperm" lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
itsukoii 1300 Posted September 19, 2017 0:32 "would you eat my ass?" 1 suji reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swagman 2 Posted October 1, 2017 Reincarnation / MALISEND 0:41(?) sounds like "LOTS OF TURTLES" 1 LobeliaGarden reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LobeliaGarden 7 Posted April 1, 2018 On 2017-10-01 at 11:51 AM, swagman said: Reincarnation / MALISEND 0:41(?) sounds like "LOTS OF TURTLES" OMG! Hahahah!! I just had to hear it for myself and I just died lmfao xD Aahahah I can never unhear that now lololol xD Thanks!! xD Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GreatNorthernVK 183 Posted April 8, 2018 Bean Sprout! https://youtu.be/F143kJea2tw 1 suji reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
