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  1. Gesu

    So I saw my aunt and our friend today, and the friend told me that her six(?)-year-old grandson came up with this little ditty:

    Girls don't have willies,

    Girls don't have balls,

    Girls can't adjust where their wee falls.

     

    Bear in mind, this kid is about six. I think that's actually pretty impressive for someone his age.

     

  2. Gesu

    Sometimes I think about how much I dislike my old-fashioned middle name, but then I remember these ridiculous baby names:

    * Abcde (pronounced "AB-suh-dee")

    * Ikea

    * Disney

    * Moon Unit (Frank Zappa's daughter)

    * Pilot Inspektor (Jason Lee's son)

    * Bronx Mowgli (Pete Wentz's son)

    * Bandit (Gerard Way's daughter)

    * Buddy Bear (Jamie Oliver's son)

    * Hashtag

    * Facebook

    * Like

    * Window (middle name Coverings)

    * Marijuana

    * Felony

    * Number 16 Bus Shelter

    * Violence

    * Midnight Chardonnay

    * Girl

    * Twins named Lemonjello and Orangello

    * Brothers named Winner and Loser

    * Lunar Module

    * RonRico Bacardi

     

    Also, Dovahkiin, but I admittedly quite like that. He was born on the Skyrim release date (November 11th, 2011) and the family now receive free Bethesda games for life.

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    2. Himeaimichu

      Himeaimichu

      @Gesu Yeah, that's what my friend did. She just went by Lily, though she did take pride in being named after a demon in hell based off of the god/goddess Ishtar. 

      Actually, Ishtar would be a pretty cool name, as well as other Mesopotamian deities like Marduk. I mean, technically, this is already a thing since the bible "borrowed" a lot of Mesopotamian figures lol. 

    3. Cantavanda

      Cantavanda

      I'd love to name one of my kids "Rayquaza" the Pokémon but I don't like "Ray" it sounds too normal and everyone will probably call them Ray lol. Other daughter names would be Celeste or Cheryl. "Ultimecia" from FFVIII would be epic too.

    4. platy

      platy

      @Arkady Luciano is a really basic name in Brazil, so to make it a little more edgy I'd make it Lucian. 

       

      I also considered Valentine as a boy's name, but all my family said it was a stupid idea 🙄 as far as video games and anime go, Anima (FFX) is unisex and badass. (depending which country u live in) 

       

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  3. Gesu

    There's only one day left to sign up to the Sound Of 2020 trade-off! We're at an odd number right now >.<

     

  4. Gesu

    They'd better include Jandelaine in this

    https://www.engadget.com/2019/06/27/final-fantasy-xiv-tv-series-live-action/

  5. Gesu

    This is Hitomi. He is forty-one years old today.

    cqBnC7k.jpg

    Happy birthday, you infuriatingly beautiful son of a bitch (and I mean that in the nicest way possible).

    1. Nighttime Jae

      Nighttime Jae

      Whoa that's amazing! He looks incredible👌

    2. monkeybanana4

      monkeybanana4

      I still can't believe he's forty-one. I'm almost tempted to believe he secretly doesn't age, lol.

    3. Gesu

      Gesu

      Same here. If you compare pictures of him now with pictures of him about twenty years ago, his facial structure hasn't changed a bit, so there's no way he's had work done. I'm less than half his age and I already want to know his secrets for when I get older!

  6. Gesu

    This was an hour and forty minutes well spent

     

    https://imgur.com/pDKabL7

     

    I have to post the link because the BBCode is just showing up as a box with a cross in it.

    1. ghost

      ghost

      I clicked on replies to see the link and uhm......nice profile bg asdf

    2. Gesu

      Gesu

      You never seen my cover image until now, eh? X)

    3. ghost

      ghost

      nope. But I'm glad I did 😅The cropping is just perfect  👌😩👌

  7. Gesu

    Uhh

    ngnBQlL.png

  8. Gesu

    Yes, hello, how can I go back in time and change my actions? I know I shouldn't mess with the space-time continuum, but AAAAAAAAA

    Basically, I'm going with my grandmother and my brother to my favourite dessert bar tomorrow, only... in January, I went there with a friend, and we gave my number to a waiter who never texted me. I am going to die of embarrassment tomorrow! AAAAAAAAA

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    2. 123Sandman321

      123Sandman321

      Well, it's been 4 months and I suppose that a lot of customers walk through that place and they might not remember :D

       

      and y'know, might be for the best, cuz I was on the receiving end as a bartender, like two years back, and I ended up being stalked for 6 months after it didnt work out :D

    3. Gesu

      Gesu

      Damn, that sounds rough 😮 hope everything's okay for you now.

    4. 123Sandman321

      123Sandman321

      Yeah, dont worry, it was kinda rough at the time, she even went out of her way to work at the same place as me :D but now, I can just laugh about it.

       

      Anyway, enough about me. I hope it goes well, without much commotion for you :D

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  9. Gesu

    Yesterday, I was out with my grandmother and my brother for lunch and a waiter asked the family behind us if any of them were vegetarians, so a little boy said "I'm a vegetarian. But I also eat meat. I'm both."

    #Mood

  10. Gesu

    A while ago, I posted a status about going to a rage room to smash a load of shite up... and I finally fucking went. Me, my brother and his flatmate all went and it was the greatest thing ever. It was so exhausting, but it felt so good to get almost a decade of anger out in fifteen minutes of obliteration. I nearly ripped a laptop clean in half and kerb stomped pretty much everything I didn't already break with either an aluminium tube, a claw hammer or a crowbar. When my brother went in, he picked up the hoover (I only managed to dent it a little and detach the end part that sucks everything up) and smashed it over a wooden shelf and he broke both at the same time. Fucking brilliant. I couldn't properly break either of them!

    1. spockitty

      spockitty

      that sound cathartic, good for you! (◕‿◕✿) 

    2. Tokage

      Tokage

      the plot twist? it wasn't an official rage room, it was just some dude's airbnb

  11. Gesu

    AAAAAAAAA okay, how do I delete a forum post? My Internet just fucked up and I accidentally triple-posted >.<

    1. YuyoDrift

      YuyoDrift

      Feel free to message one of the staff (hello) and we can take care of that.

  12. Gesu

    Am I writing the thing I want to be writing? Nah. Am I scrolling through all the characterisation tropes on TV Tropes and finding which ones best fit my characters? Yeah.

  13. Gesu

    Anyone know how to word a college dropout email? I poked around on the college website but couldn't find anything. I know who to email about it but I don't know what to say and as much as I'd like to say "peace out, nerds" or something to that effect, I can't help but think that wouldn't be very professional.

    1. psychonnect_rozen

      psychonnect_rozen

      Make it formal I guess? Idk I’m not in college but don’t make it insulting. Just say something like “I cannot continue my semester” or something along the lines.

    2. spockitty

      spockitty

      if you don't want to call the college admins or anything, maybe just write them an e-mail first asking what do you have to do to drop out? 

      when I was dropping out there were a bunch of forms I had to had signed before they took me off the list, like from the library and stuff~

  14. Gesu

    As the resident Gumin of MH (or at least one of them), I would just like to say on behalf of the entire DIAURA fandom that your new profile picture is gorgeous.

    1. yomii

      yomii

      bless 🙏

    2. monkeybanana4

      monkeybanana4

      Haha, thanks! Yo-ka is such an amazing, handsome singer, so I couldn't resist~ :D (Totally biased, but what's not to like him about? ;)) 

    3. Gesu

      Gesu

      Agreed! Beautiful voice and face ;) also, I'll like your reply soon, I promise. I just ran out of reactions for the day, again. >.<

  15. Gesu

    Ayy, thanks for the follow :D

    1. AnticNyappy

      AnticNyappy

      Ahh! no problem ^^ 

      thank you aswell!

  16. Gesu

    Ayy, thanks for the follow :D

    1. nick

      nick

      Thanks for the follow as well! :hug:

  17. Gesu

    Ayy, thanks for the follow and happy birthday, friendo! :3

    1. CAT5

      CAT5

      No prob, and thank you, sis! I really appreciate the energy you bring to the forum! :D

  18. Gesu

    Ayy, thanks for the follow and happy Easter~ :P

    1. ajisaii052

      ajisaii052

      My pleasure 😊 Thanks sor following me too. I am not so active member here. Happy Easter to you also 🐇 MH keeps me alive and totally informed, when I am too lazy dig out news by myself :')

  19. Gesu

    Ayy, thanks for the follow! :D

    1. Komorebi

      Komorebi

      You're very welcome!

  20. Gesu

    Ayy, thanks for the follow! :D

    1. Haniel

      Haniel

      I can not understand, everyone is happy about this xD

  21. Gesu

    Ayy, thanks for the follow! :D

    1. Nighttime Jae

      Nighttime Jae

      Np~ thank you for following me back💜

  22. Gesu

    Ayy, thanks for the follow! :D

    1. psychonnect_rozen

      psychonnect_rozen

      No problem 😁

  23. Gesu

    Ayy, thanks for the follow! :D

  24. Gesu

    Ayy, thanks for the follow! I think this is the third day in a row I've got a new follower, so you're making me feel blessed right now X)

    1. nullmoon

      nullmoon

      Right back at you :)Haha you're clearly doing something right! Congratulations on being stupidly popular! :D

  25. Gesu

    Ayy, thanks for the follow~! ^_^

    1. Neigedesmannes

      Neigedesmannes

      Welcome yo^ ^ 

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