YuyoDrift 1540 Posted July 30, 2019 This thread makes me lol in new ways. I don't think I've put porn on a TV screen in a long time. Just too scared that I'd get in trouble, rather than from embarrassment. Oh and casting the video to TV from a mobile is the worst idea ever @secret_no_03 haha. The # of times I accidentally casted a video to my TV, or even someone's Apple TV is too many to count. It's even funnier when I put airpods on, and keep turning up the volume thinking there's a problem, only to hear the moans and slurps from my neighbor's unit, haha I'm an idiot. 1 Komorebi reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
secret_no_03 959 Posted July 30, 2019 Just now, nostalgia said: so i finally found an appropriate thread to post this in. There's that one and one where the guy gives you a blowjob and you have to not cum or you lose. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gesu 1537 Posted July 30, 2019 1 minute ago, nostalgia said: so i finally found an appropriate thread to post this in. Ahh, Masturbation Karaoke! I remember that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
secret_no_03 959 Posted July 30, 2019 1 minute ago, YuyoDrift said: This thread makes me lol in new ways. I don't think I've put porn on a TV screen in a long time. Just too scared that I'd get in trouble, rather than from embarrassment. Oh and casting the video to TV from a mobile is the worst idea ever @secret_no_03 haha. The # of times I accidentally casted a video to my TV, or even someone's Apple TV is too many to count. It's even funnier when I put airpods on, and keep turning up the volume thinking there's a problem, only to hear the moans and slurps from my neighbor's unit, haha I'm an idiot. Well, my chromecast is only set up for one and I've NEVER even seen someone else's stuff show up, so either I'm the only person living around me that has one or something. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Manji 卍 743 Posted July 30, 2019 I'm not proud of my short promiscuous past,but I still have insane sadistic desires. 1 saiko reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
psychonnect_rozen 585 Posted July 30, 2019 8 minutes ago, nostalgia said: so i finally found an appropriate thread to post this in. Who else but Japan Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
psychonnect_rozen 585 Posted July 30, 2019 4 minutes ago, Manji 卍 said: I'm not proud of my short promiscuous past,but I still have insane sadistic desires. Don’t we all? Hehe 1 Manji 卍 reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Manji 卍 743 Posted July 30, 2019 (edited) A friend of mine sometimes like to 'sell me' her sex,like : "everyone says that I'm really good, I'm not awkward", etc But,come on,the only girls who need to know how to do something are pornstars and prostitutes, the rest, being just submissive is more than fine Edited July 30, 2019 by Manji 卍 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Himeaimichu 1535 Posted July 30, 2019 I would totally do masturbation karaoke, but only on one condition, I get to sing "Masturbation" by Deadly Sanctuary, "Chlammy" by Devil Kitty, and "Homodachi no Wa" by DEViL KiTTY, and the girl who is fapping me is Momoka Nishina. Spoiler Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
psychonnect_rozen 585 Posted July 30, 2019 Just now, Himeaimichu said: I would totally do masturbation karaoke, but only on one condition, I get to sing "Masturbation" by Deadly Sanctuary, "Chlammy" by Devil Kitty, and "Homodachi no Wa" by DEViL KiTTY, and the girl who is fapping me is Momoka Nishina. Hide contents For me, I wanna sing Agitated Screams Of Maggots by Diru while either some hot erocosplayer does the deed Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
secret_no_03 959 Posted July 30, 2019 Just now, psychonnect_rozen said: For me, I wanna sing Agitated Screams Of Maggots by Diru while either some hot erocosplayer does the deed "Sing"? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
psychonnect_rozen 585 Posted July 30, 2019 Just now, secret_no_03 said: "Sing"? Well...scream would be a better choice I guess. But I wouldn’t wanna cum around the part where you have to shout “I’ll rape your daughter on your grave” because that’s just wrong Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
suji 8317 Posted July 30, 2019 On 7/25/2019 at 10:38 AM, psychonnect_rozen said: Shipping real people is gross and needs to stop. Shipping fictional characters is fine tho. Like seriously, the fact that people ship The Gazette is weird enough. As good looking as the band is, I don’t wanna read something where Ruki gets pegged by Kai 🤔🤔🤔 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Himeaimichu 1535 Posted July 30, 2019 Actually, fuck Masturbation Karaoke, how about full on sex karaoke? Oh, and it has to be a duet. So better hope your AV girl can sing lol 1 Gesu reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YuyoDrift 1540 Posted July 30, 2019 1 minute ago, Manji 卍 said: I friend of mine sometimes like to 'sell me' her sex,like : "everyone says that I'm really good, I'm not awkward", etc But,come on,the only girls who need to know how to do something are pornstars and prostitutes, the rest, being just submissive is more than fine Oh dude, you just reminded of this cocky-ass woman I met one night with a group of friends. She was going on and on about how none of her partners could last 10 minutes with her, and when some dude was like "well you have you met me yet..." or something cheesy like that, she'd respond "Trust me honey, you're not enough for me. You need to be 6in around cuz I don't fuck no straw dicks." I was impressed at her confidence, if anything. Lol she could have been lying through her teeth, but it does help to weed out the nervous ones. I think now I could talk like her, but it is just weird to try and "sell it" when you're a guy cuz no one cares lol, but also you could be a liar like I said. 1 1 secret_no_03 and Manji 卍 reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lereku 717 Posted July 30, 2019 35 minutes ago, YuyoDrift said: Yeah, surprised me too. Its been a few years now from what I heard. No longer thicc, still very cute though. She is Ai_Uehara_Ex on Insta if you're curious what she's up to. Can't link cuz I'm at work lol. Yes she is retired since 2015 from 2015 until 2016 she was part of Ebisu Muscats a jpop group mainly consisting of Japanese gravure idols and AV idols, under the Pony Canyon record label and this group didn't have permanent roster but members were rotated in and out, , oh and she is alos in the game Yakuza 0 you can find her sexy video on youtube. I was shocked to see what she looks like now why she becomes so skinny now, she was more cute before 1 YuyoDrift reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gesu 1537 Posted July 30, 2019 There should be a reverse version of MK with hot guys rubbing girls down there, in which case I would have Nagito Shinomiya (if he weren't gay) fapping me while I sung Eros by Lycaon. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ghost 2687 Posted July 30, 2019 (edited) 6 minutes ago, Himeaimichu said: Actually, fuck Masturbation Karaoke, how about full on sex karaoke? Oh, and it has to be a duet. So better hope your AV girl can sing lol Speaking of Ai Uehara, there's a vid where she does just that. Not a duet tho Edited July 30, 2019 by ghost 1 YuyoDrift reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
platy 3018 Posted July 30, 2019 36 minutes ago, ghost said: Speaking of Ai Uehara, there's a vid where she does just that. Not a duet tho Reminds me of those weather woman themed JAVs. 1 ghost reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YuyoDrift 1540 Posted July 30, 2019 8 minutes ago, platy said: Reminds me of those weather woman themed JAVs. The ones getting splooged on or where they have a seat? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Manji 卍 743 Posted July 30, 2019 It's been years since I don't watch "real porn", I prefer softcore like pretty girls on webcams,erotic asmr,solo stuff,etc . Watching a dude banging a chick started making me feel angry and anxious. 1 platy reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Himeaimichu 1535 Posted July 30, 2019 (edited) 26 minutes ago, Manji 卍 said: It's been years since I don't watch "real porn", I prefer softcore like pretty girls on webcams,erotic asmr,solo stuff,etc . Watching a dude banging a chick started making me feel angry and anxious. I'm in a similar boat, but for a different reason. I just get turned off very easily by most male porn stars lol. I prefer it when the male is silent lol Edited July 30, 2019 by Himeaimichu 1 Manji 卍 reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YuyoDrift 1540 Posted July 30, 2019 59 minutes ago, Himeaimichu said: I just get turned off very easily by most male porn stars lol. I prefer it when the male is silent lol You know what would be nice? If they recorded separate audio tracks for men and women who find this a problem too. Girls making noises like they just scratched a bad itch, and dudes sounding like they eating some ribs or someshit 🤣, I can see your point. 1 2 Komorebi, platy and Gesu reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
platy 3018 Posted July 30, 2019 1 hour ago, YuyoDrift said: The ones getting splooged on or where they have a seat? Both and any other variations. 1 hour ago, Manji 卍 said: It's been years since I don't watch "real porn", I prefer softcore like pretty girls on webcams,erotic asmr,solo stuff,etc . Watching a dude banging a chick started making me feel angry and anxious. That's interesting. Why do you think it was making you feel that way? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ghost 2687 Posted July 30, 2019 (edited) 3 hours ago, platy said: Reminds me of those weather woman themed JAVs. If you can imagine it, Japan's already got it covered. Edited July 30, 2019 by ghost Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
