WhirlingBlack

I'm a whirl, you're a blot. But that's okay, I like blots. What kind of things can you do? 

I'm a black hole, I think, or some kind of void at least. Perks include not having to choose outfits in the morning as they immediately disintegrate upon contact. 

Cons include not getting to choose outfits because they immediately disintegrate upon contact. Also make interpersonal contact a bother.

Oh glad we've cleared that up now. My head explodes and turns into speakers... at least I -think- that's what's going on. And I like to wear suits, apparently. Nice to meet you. 

Nothing wrong with having speakers for a head - you can produce and listen to music at the same time. If you have any ears? How are you on ears?

I listen to music by absorbing soundwaves, it's really nice because it means I can hear all the frequencies human ears can't.

I envy you for being able to wear clothes, that's some good fashion sense right there.