I know this was translated by someone long ago, but I can't find that anymore so I gave it a shot and did it myself. If anyone has any corrections/improvements just leave a reply^^
<お洒落系代表> 今日はあの子と原宿デート♪ お洒落な服着て何処いこうかvv 右を見ても左を見ても 僕らが一番お洒落系さっvv 何処へ行っても拍手喝采 雑誌のスナップ載っちゃってvv やっぱお洒落が一番だよねvvv ほらほらあそこにコテコテ発見 ださい服着てグラサンかけて 今時あんなの流行りませんよ? 早く僕らと一緒にお洒落vv ださくてださくて見れたもんじゃない! 早く僕らと一緒にお洒落vv そんな服着てよく歩けますね? 早く僕らと一緒にお洒落vv あぁ~おっされはさいっこぉ~♪×8 < Representative of Oshare kei >
Today I have a date with that girl, let’s go somewhere and be oshare Looking to my left and right, we are the most oshare kei around here Where ever we go, people are clapping and cheering at us, and taking pictures of us for magazines. Oshare is the best after all, isn’t it? Hey, there’s a kotekote guy. Wearing lame clothes and sunglasses. That’s not very popular at the moment? Hurry up and become Oshare like us. It looks lame! Hurry up and become oshare with us. You can walk easily in those clothes right? Hurry up and become oshare with us Ahhh. oshare kei is the best (repeated 8 times) <コテコテ代表> お洒落系だぁ?ふざけんなー!!! コテコテの何がわりぃんだよぉ? 言ってみろぉー!!!あぁぁぁぁ?? どこがお洒落だー!!!こっちだってお洒落だよ!!! 誰がお洒落ってきめたんだよぉ!!!あぁぁぁぁ?? < Representative of Kotekote kei > Oshare kei? Are you fucking with me? What’s wrong with Kotekote? Just try and tell me! Ahhhhhhhhhh?!?? What’s so oshare about you!!! We are the most oshare!!! Who decided what’s oshare?!! AHHHHHH! <お洒落系代表> コテコテって超ださくなぁ~い? またまたあそこにコテコテ発見 ワイパン履いてアツゾコ履いて 今時あんなの流行りませんよ? そろそろ気付けコテコテ野郎! ださくてださくて見れたもんじゃない! そろそろ気付けコテコテ小僧! そんな服着てよく歩けますね? そろそろ気付けよコテコテ小僧! < Representative of Oshare kei > Isn’t kotekote pretty lame? There’s another kotekote guy, wearing wide pants and creepers. It’s not very popular right now, you know. It’s about time you realise that, kotekote bastard. It looks lame! Can you walk around easily in those clothes? It’s about time you realise, brat. あぁ~おっされはさいっこぉ~♪×8 Ahhh. oshare kei is the best (repeated 8 times) <コテコテ代表> いい加減にしろよ!!二度と喋れねーようにしてやろうかぁ?? ダサイって言ったのこの口かぁ??おめぇのバンドぶっ潰すぞー!! あぁぁぁぁぁぁぁぁぁ???? 俺の前でもう一回いってみろよ??何がダサイってぇぇ?? 良く聞こえねーなぁぁ??あぁぁぁぁぁぁぁぁ???? おめぇちっとこっち来いよ!! 誰にダサイって言ったんだよぉぉ??俺か?俺か?俺の事かー!! あぁぁぁぁぁぁぁああああぁぁああああぁぁぁぁああああ???? 答えろよ!聞こえねーのかぁ?聞こえねーんだったらその耳切っちまうぞ! あぁぁああぁぁぁあああぁぁぁあぁぁぁぁぁぁぁああああああ???? 死ねぇぇぇぇえぇぇええぇぇぇぇぇえええ!!!!!!×99999999 < Representative of Kotekote kei > Let’s get this over with. Should I make you unable to speak?!?!? “Lame”? Are you talking about me??? I’m going to beat the shit out of your band!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH????????????? Try and say it one more time in front of me??? What’s lame????? Don’t you hear what i’m saying???? AHHH? Get over here!!! Who did you call lame??? ME? ME? ME!???!??!?! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH?????????????????????? ANSWER ME!!! Can’t you hear me?? If you can’t hear me I’ll cut of your ears! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH?????????DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! x9999999
<パロ> 言い過ぎました、ごめんなさいです。 ちなみに僕は・・・・・オ○レ系です・・。はい。 <Parody> I said to much, I’m sorry By the way, I am…. Os*are. Yup.