Gesu

No, she definitely meant it.  She said the only thing stopping her is the meaning of the word.  But she was visibly let down by my response, which was a nervous laugh. 😂

To be fair, I can somewhat understand that. I mean, Felony might be a nice name if it didn't mean "crime". It rhymes with Melanie, so I guess it's somewhat reminiscent of a girl's name. Still, that's no excuse to give that name to your daughter! Or Genitalia, for that matter. By that, I mean you shouldn't name your daughter Genitalia, not that you shouldn't name your genitalia Felony. Name your genitalia whatever the hell you want, just don't make your children targets for ridicule.

For real tho.  My name is super common, but I still got made fun of for it somehow in grade school.  I feel like a kid with a weird name would get some relentless shit.