Himeaimichu 1535 Posted July 3, 2017 (Just a fun little joke I decided to come up with along with two of my friends. If anyone else wants to contribute, please do xD) My brothers and sisters, we're living in the last days. The VisualKei apocalypse is about to come!! The prophets of the 90's predicted it. Recently, while attending a NigthingeiL revival performance, Kon came up to me, and gave me a scripture. Judgement day from Lord Hide and Lord Daisuke and the other Vkei gods is coming. Anyone involved in Vkei will be affected. That's why Dir en Grey says "WE'RE NO LONGER VKEI! SHUT UP! THAT WAS PHOTOSHOP!!". Little do they know that even if you dabbled in Vkei, no matter what, you're still affected and you can't deny it. Prophet Kon formed NightingeiL to tell the truth, and now he's back to take you mofos to church. The scripture says that we're doomed, and that we're not gonna be judged immediately. Rather, we're going to have to experience thermonuclear war, and those who survive either have to live on the wastelands, or in a vault. Only if you die will you be judged. There will be 4 horsemen to this apocalypse: 1. Maria Cross. We all know who he is, so I don't need to say much. He used to preform on the streets of Harajuku, did gay porn, got arrested. Yeah we get the drill. He represents the stereotypes about Vkei. 2. GackT. We all know who he is. He's tacky as fuck, he makes pretty shitty music, he's arrogant and all. He represents the lack of appreciation former Vkei guys have on the scene. 3. Kiwamu We also all know who he is. He's an ass, he keeps his bands on a tight leash. He represents the edgelords in the Vkei fanbase, along with some of the more controlling labels. *Cough* Starwave *Cough* Shimizuya *Cough* 4. Yayoi. No, not the La'Miss fairy one, nor the Mirage one (though the former will be important later). No, this guy... he is the absolute worst. He is the lesser known, and the most dangerous. Just watch this video, it has all you need: You may be thinking: "Aimi, I have better things to worry about, like world hunger, and Donald Trump. What does Vkei drama have to do with me?". But you see, those problems are directly related to this. Each horseman will be controlling a different part of the world involved. Kiwamu will control Donald Trump, Maria Cross will control Shinzou Abe, GackT will control Putin, and Yayoi.. well, it's currently unknown. The old texts say that they will meet their armies in Japan, and get ready for Thermonuclear war. Don't fear, my friends! The least expected guy to help out has a plan! Kisaki is shitty as a person, let's be honest, but for once, he's done the best thing he's ever done since forming Phantasmagoria. He is turning all the former Matina and Undercode studios into thermonuclear vaults. They will be scattered around Japan. At the moment, I have only information on the Eternal-Matina vault. Each Vault will have an overseer though, so choose wisely. Just like the real Eternal-Matina, it will be headed by Yayoi (Ex. Vice Risk and La'Miss fairy.). It will be the simplest, but whatever you do, follow the overseer's orders. Or you get beaten. (Just like actual Eternal-Matina bands) (Ok, that's all I have now. Feel free to contribute!) 1 SHOKI reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WhirlingBlack 1043 Posted July 3, 2017 Nightingeil revival is later this month. I call fake news on this. 3 Takadanobabaalien, suji and Himeaimichu reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Himeaimichu 1535 Posted July 3, 2017 6 hours ago, WhirlingBlack said: Nightingeil revival is later this month. I call fake news on this. *Hold La'Mule CD in your face* BEGONE, DEMON. DAISUKE DIDN'T DIE ON THE CROSS FOR THIS 1 PsychoΔelica reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
suji 8317 Posted July 3, 2017 1 1 Hohchicano96 and avaritonista reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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Himeaimichu 1535 Posted July 4, 2017 13 minutes ago, Takadanobabaalien said: It's a joke post me and my friends came up with. Just something to go to town and have fun with. You could contribute, or ignore it 1 Takadanobabaalien reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Seileen 15 Posted September 30, 2017 the story is hilarious! x'D But I am now very distressed by discovering the existence of this Yayoi guy. My ears are bleeding, I thought only Maria Cross had this kind of power... Yayoi truly is a horseman to be feared D: 1 SHOKI reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Himeaimichu 1535 Posted September 30, 2017 9 minutes ago, Seileen said: the story is hilarious! x'D But I am now very distressed by discovering the existence of this Yayoi guy. My ears are bleeding, I thought only Maria Cross had this kind of power... Yayoi truly is a horseman to be feared D: He actually did a tour with Maria Cross once (I'm not kidding, this shit actually happened). Hide yo kids, Hide yo wives, and hide yo bandmen, because they're earraping everyone out there 1 Seileen reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Seileen 15 Posted September 30, 2017 28 minutes ago, AimiGen7 said: He actually did a tour with Maria Cross once (I'm not kidding, this shit actually happened). Hide yo kids, Hide yo wives, and hide yo bandmen, because they're earraping everyone out there OMG I can't believe that, it's just madness xD I wonder how many people were left in critical conditions after seeing their concert Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Himeaimichu 1535 Posted September 30, 2017 6 minutes ago, Seileen said: OMG I can't believe that, it's just madness xD I wonder how many people were left in critical conditions after seeing their concert I'm pretty sure more people attended Byakura's last live, which so few attended, they just decided to call quits afterward lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Seileen 15 Posted September 30, 2017 lol but I kind of wish time travel existed just to be there and witness that magnificent moment xD Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
anadentone 478 Posted October 2, 2017 i dont know if I need a lobotomy or a bottle of holy water after watching that video. 2 Himeaimichu and SHOKI reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
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