PIZAZ

Sorry to quote myself but if this happens and he doesn't call it PonPonPonjour Honey, I'm out

wish it were real..rip angel†††
 
BUCK-TICK disbands

Kisaki apologizes

Kiwamu becomes a youtube letsplayer

Amano Tonbimaru rises out of his grave, making this a true horror story, but does not decide to continue Guruguru Eigakan.... or do music at all... 
 
Kiryu goes major, but abandons Vkei, abandons Metal, and is cursed to an existence as a normal band playing slightly-hard pop rock with rapid Japanese instruments à la Wagakki Band. 
 
Etcetera revives.... and makes more releases... 
 
Yayoi forms a new label, gets some bands signed to it. One of them is a newbie band that's gonna get really popular. The other is rejects from Ma'die Kusse/Mareydi Creia/Parasite Lucia. Yuuga forms a new band titled "Kar Maria" and says it's not the same as the old Kar'mariA. Deadly Sanctuary revives! but changes their name to "deadl" because "Deadly" wasn't short enough. The final are some no name bands that won't get nearly as popular as the Yuuga band and the Newbie band that gets the most funds. The whole thing flops in a dumpster fire, Yayoi runs, rinse, and repeat. 
 
Yukika's entire singing career.
 
The GazettE start smoking meth, drinking bud light, eating Chick Fil'a to be the most non-Japanese Vkei band in Japan. 
 
Miyavi x KRS-One collab to try to appeal to the Hip Hop crowd. Miyabi fanbase has no idea who tf KRS One is and think he's a new rapper. Mumble Rap fans whose first rapper was Drake will believe he's a pioneer in a new type of rap where they clearly speak their words.
 
Yoshiki x Garth Brooks collab
 
 

Aoi will finally come out.

Satsuki revives RENTRER EN SOI (with a bunch of random no-name musicians from South America)

Mana announces a super amazing world tour with Moi dix Mois, on the tour final in Paris he walks up on the stage, undresses and takes a huge poop and starts screaming and then collapses.

Lol, after reading the posts in this thread I just imagined like a montage of YOSHIKI headlines.
 
"Long-awaited X JAPAN album finally released - hits number 30 on the Billboard charts"
"Legendary rock band X JAPAN collaborates with Oprah, crafts a line of best-selling home decor items"
"Meet YOSHIKI, the head of X Decor, the brand taking it to IKEA"
"X Decor's YOSHIKI is now one of the world's richest living people"
"YOSHIKI transfers brain into mechanized body, so that he may live forever and 'escape the pain of his past'"
"Mecha Emperor YOSHIKI promises that his new album is finished and will be released 'once all the details have been worked out with management'"
"'While I can no longer physically die, making this album was so tough that it almost killed me' Emperor YOSHIKI confesses"
 
 

- Kyo becomes an opera singer
- Yumeleep goes br00tal-kei
- Nazare has a release that isn't live limited

This much of a nosedive
 
 
 
 
 
Yoshiki x Avril collab
 
A US-made documentary on visual-kei that only discusses X, Gackt, Miyavi, and The GazettE with 0 mention of the indie scene or any other founding fathers / influencers. Endingo is interviewed
 
More of those visual-kei covers anime omnibuses spring up, in addition to ones where they cover Western acts. Dezert covers Metro Station, Soan Project Feat Mikiru from Dio cover Greenday, Dadaroma ""reinvent"" "Wreckingball" and the visual-kei facebook group tries their damndest to shill their effort. Kim Petras is not featured
 
More vkei x Drag Race cross pollination happens. RuPaul eventually says "Eroguro" and twitter creates discourse on how problematic the scene is due to the lack of Korean pop inclusion / they find out that 90's bands used swastikas as an aesthetic

The new X JAPAN album is released and YOSHIKI actually establishes his worldwide fame.

Visual kei headlines have brought us some crazy stories, from dramatic member departures to unlikely label signings, and even stories that are so fucked up that they make it to nationwide news for the worst reason(!!!). As longtime and newbie fans of this silly genre of sexually ambiguous men playing instruments, we should have fun making up our own weird stories/predictions like imagining certain scenarios that make you go "what the actual fuck" but sound newsworthy - in the form of "horror stories". Don't worry, this is all in good fun - and better yet, it might actually happen at some point! Anything can happen in vk after all!
 
I'll keep mine short:
-Virge joins Starwave
-DADA/VELVET EDEN returns (again)
-Kiwamu makes another band
-Yumeleep ditches vk
-ZIN (ex-Jupiter)'s project USA releases an Engrish album
-Ryutaro Arimura performs with Nocturnal Bloodlust
 
What crazy sick scenarios are running through your mind???

My babiesss

My babiesss

My babiesss

Got this lovely boii three weeks ago ❤️

My little fur ball turned into glorious lady

ダウト (d=out) x イロクイ。(irokui.) DREAM TWOMAN LIVE will take place on April 30-May 1 at Shibuya WWWX!
 

Some pictures from yesterday. x3
 
 

 

felt cute, might delete later

Henlo

drunk & wanted to try making vintage magazine/booklet-esque photos.
getting back to VK really pushed me to be more theatrical outside my art again, it's funny all I want to do is perform but I have the 'no mouth & must scream' art ability instead lol... Growing out my hair is going well, oddly i feel more confident. I think I will grow it all the way and maybe one day do some sort of real vk inspired look, but right now it's at too awkward a phase (also no, no eyelashes i have trich)