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  1. click HERE for the best FREE PATIO HEATERS

  2. new bioshock is ace

  3. http://youtu.be/TBAPgiKd-Gw sometimes you just feel like this
  4. hello friends i am [honk honk] [donkey noise]

    1. CAT5

      CAT5

      hi ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    2. Tokage

      Tokage

      ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  5. house of leaves is a p rad book guys wow whoa

  6. can you remember how many BREADS you've eaten in your life?!?!?!?!

    1. Yasupon
    2. Tokage

      Tokage

      wow that's barely any breads

  7. You thought this status update would be from Tokage, but it was from ME, DIO!

  8. Monochromitis is the stark raving abhorrence of color, often accompanied by an intense longing for the way things used to be.

  9. what if 1 day u woke up & ur dick transformed into ants #wow #whoa

  10. oh man, new MBV

    1. Wonrei

      Wonrei

      ffffffffffffffffffucking kevin shields

    2. stylelover

      stylelover

      new MBV is great

    3. Tokage

      Tokage

      i like it 8DDD

  11. -funky bass drop-

  12. how much sauce on your fries is too much sauce

  13. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) i͊̋ͤͨͦ̇ͮͣ͛͛ͯ?̶̨̩̞̬̙̺̳̫̾͛͒̀͑̌ͤ͠?̞t̵̴̡̧̬̟̮͔̥̥̩͔̹͓͚͚̆ͣ͂̅̈́ͬ̑͛ͭͩ̑ͅ ̧̲͔͎͙͉̟ͧ̇ͩ̊ͯ̀ͯͧͧ̒͊̉̋͜͠?͕͙͙̘̳͔̬̭͇̭̣͕c̅̈́̉̓̑ͦͩ̒̇ͪͦ̓?̷̜̻̗͈͕̦̹̱̜͖͢͟o̷̟̹̗̥͉͚ͦͮ͗̚͘͢͟?̤̻͕̘͕͓̳?͙͎̣mͯ̃̋̉ͣ?͒͆͌͛ͯ̈́͛̈́ͣ͗ͩ?̩̞̜̬͡͞͡?̮̙̠̭̤̫̟̗̯ͅͅeͣ̈́ͯ̿̅̅̌̈́ͫ?̸̑͒̑̔͆͟͠?̣̜̩s̊͑͒̓̔̒̾ͤ̌ͧ?҉̯͎̻͉̼͘ ̅͒̿?̓͌ͯ̊̇̂̅͠?̻͙̣͖̯̣̘̱̭̱͔̘̬i̓ͫͦ̓̌͆?̵̑̃̓̿̎̅̋̓?̰͙̩̼̳͈͓̞̫͇̯̺͖̙̟͚͕͙̗n͒̅̑̽ͦͥ͋͂̋̈?̀ͭͭ?̩͔̗͚̿̅̕͜ ̈́͗̌̈́͒̅?̷?̰̤̺͎̺̤̹̰͔͞t̵͉̲̯̹̭ͫ͌͑͛͌͌̊ͯ̀̕̕h??ͬ̇͌ͤ?̲̺̻̦̻̰͟͠͞ͅe͋̉?̜̩͕͎̗̩̹̤̼̇̽̂ͧ̎̀̕ ̌̂ͫͬͯ̊̉ͭͧ̃͆?̋҉̡??͈̗̗̦̼̠?̪̮͓̫̳n̷̶̰̠̳̜̟̼͖̙̗͕̾ͫ̎̿ͣ͗͗̿͂͌i͗̾͆ͥͦ̊ͧ͗?̴̷̡̢̪̻͈͙͉͉͚̩̊ͩ͊ͮgͫͩͭ̀?̅̈́ͯ?͗...

  14. why ogres are like onions: 1. stank 2. u cry 3. get brown & hair when in sun 4. have layers

  15. wwhy shrek is piss? #italiano

    1. sai

      sai

      Tokage per favore

    2. Tokage

      Tokage

      combien des enfants??>??

    3. Karma’s Hat
  16. click HERE to learn how to get 5000 pageviews in 1 day!!! (really works!!!!)

  17. what if there was a baby who could no longer age. he was 80 years old, but he was still a baby. he is the world's oldest baby.

    1. Biopanda

      Biopanda

      This is relevant to my interests.

    2. Sakura Seven

      Sakura Seven

      that would be a sad baby, in this poster's opinion.

  18. soooo anyone wanna cyber or what hit me up 83/mf/cali

    1. Tokage

      Tokage

      me in my avatar

    2. ricchubunny

      ricchubunny

      can i see your eyes hottie?

    3. sai

      sai

      Stop turning this into a porn site

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  19. like this status if u rabu j-rock xD

    1. Tokage

      Tokage

      ur not my mom u can't etll me what to do!!!

    2. Slsr

      Slsr

      *Slsr likes this"

    3. Yasupon
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