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Imagine having this guy telling you that you're not allowed to gig in Tokyo 
 

Should we wait for Meto to come up with a better offer?

coming soon to a farmhouse near you in rural hokkaido

...wooow.
 
 

Yeah the weirdest thing about him is how fucking hard he went at the lives, in the lyrics and the music and allegedly in his personal life; and then all he wanted to do all along was to play baroque covers. 

They're probably just testing the water. Remember when BABOO was baby-kei? Now they're dark-kei.
 
I'm just trying to stay positive.

Well the reception youtube seems to be overwhelmingly positive. This pretty much proves all the negative stereotypes about their fanbase lol I refuse to believe a person who fucks with Sou to utsu to kyoukai and Distance.exe would ever fuck with this 

So now they're a jpop duet... 

satsuki's chart success inspired ha!
 
my heart lowkey goes out to the noname mejibray roadie who had to haul the piano in the woods just so this shitty video could be recorded

You can get some basic data and again the kanji of his name here in french
 
https://www.nautiljon.com/people/kosaka+masato.html
 
They won't! Trust me! 😂😂😂😂😂
They are idiots and they like being in a band. Plus there has been so many member changes already.... i think they can survive it.
The only thing that could cause a problem in my opinion are the cease and desist orders.... if they spend too much money on awesome stuff, but have to trash it again. Here we have to have faith in their mitsu! 😚🧚‍♀️
 
Do you have their twitter now? Also try "papagao" as translation app. It is really good!
 

I sent him something but he replied me in japanese so I didn't understand so much lol
It was something about "thanks for the message"
 
I didn't know ㅠ.ㅠ
 
Ohhhh I'll do it! Thanks for the info! 
 
Plot twist: they're vampires

I don't think so. He is different. 
He still likes your status and actually replied to my support DM, saying that he wants to do more, once he gets better. But if it is mental illness, that is unlikely to happen if it's already chronic. And he did talk about dopamin and serotonin at some point during the casts, so i highly suspect that he gets bouts of depression sometimes....
 
 
Support drums mizuki was in ichiyon, so look up that band! Raika did session lives as hazuki before. I actually still follow his session account,  that is now locked, but he still tweets about pokemon go and an upcoming session live there... he actually replies DM and is very cute. But yeah, the cute young one of the band! He is so shy and akward! Really cute.
 
Masato and Pton ~30 years

Btw, there's not more info about raika and the support drummer, right? I just saw their age in tanuki but raika couldn't be 19 years old! I don't wanna believe it hahahhahaha

here goes xoxo

 
 

The way he made fun of daydala and tanuki "scandal"! What a great joke

Because this is by far the funniest and coolest song of VK, here my translation of it! I have some problems with the Zipper/Fly part... so if anyone can correct me or help out that would be great!
 

From when I started as bandomen I was quite popular.

Feeling happy every day,
Today I want to paint a lot in my picture Diary again!

My fan's twitter blog
It changed to a guy that wasn't me.

I am ashamed of my image.
So I can't look at the screen.

A bashful/shy person!
 

When I MC it's a funeral feeling!
When I MC it's a funeral feeling!

Thank you very much for always listening to me.

The bangya who pulled my cheki traded it away in front of my eyes.

I'm happy! She is sharing me! ME! *sparkle* 
 
She said she would support me until death 
She hasn't come to see me lately. I wonder if she has died? 
 
The bangya that use their smartphones, sitting on the ground during a live show: They are looking up my band's situation. Diligently studying!
Handing out flyers on the way back, my band's flyers are falling down...
I see! The purpose is to mark the way over a long distance! 
 
At the taiban (multi-band live), the guys taking photos with me won't post them on twitter.
My fans who see it will feel jealous, so you have a grudge against me! Killer!
 
In front of me, there are no bangya. They are standing firm in the back. 
"I understand! In a movie theater the back also has a better view, right?" 
 
From tomorrow onwards it's To~Mei~Han! 
To~Mei~Han! To~Mei~Han! 
From tomorrow onwards it's To~Mei~Han!
To~Mei~Han! To~Mei~Han! 
Live? Ahh, it's just a short drive! Live? A no, it's just a car trip...!!!
 
I called the phone number, that was secretly written in a letter.
It was something I had not heard before at all,
the voice of an old man! "Hello!"
You're a shy person, but you pranked me!
My secret relationship with the old man?
 
Oi oi oi! Don't stare at me like that!
The people around us will be alarmed!
 
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My zipper was open...
 
My singing voice
My angelic singing voice
Singing the best songs
Today alone again at karaoke 
 
 
### (I am missing something here.... I really don't get this part.... 😭😭😭😭 Help please!) 
# To Mei Han = Tokyo Nagoya Osaka tour
 
 
 

“Bands with backoffices are hard to negotiate! We should go with self-employed ones...even the band members themselves allow us to make their parodies, their back-offices don’t. I love Oboreru Sakana! “~Summary ~

Hi! I requested it in a blog called zuihitsu. it's the only song this person could translate bc someone posted lyrics in the comment section from that mv.
 
Kanji: taken from a comment below the video
Translation: zuihitsu
Title: Harmless, cheerfully naive girl
 
Perhaps you didn’t have any matching pajamas?
In the middle of winter, I’m the only one in tank top,
you look so warm
in that black striped pajama from Gelato Pique*,
I’m only wearing short pants and tank top,
“That’s because I want to see your skin”**
I love you when you are like this ♡
 
I got interested in you by chance
when I saw you on a live with other artists,
according to the direct mail service***
something like a one-man live was about to come.
I went to see
and you were so cool, so funny, I got addicted to you,
I showed some courage and subscribed to your band’s direct mail service***
and now everyday is fun ♡
 
“Buy me a bag”
Let’s fill it with a lot of memories ♡
“Is it fine if I create a CACAO account?”****
It’s scary to get your LINE**** account stolen, right? ♡
“Tell me your number”
Sooo, 090…
“No, no, your ATM card secret code!”
We are one ♡ Our bank account shall be one ♡
 
“I won’t be able to spend Christmas with you”*****
Is it because you are buddhist
and you are busy with preparation for the New Year’s Eve, right? ♡
I, alone, in my room, alone, say
many christmas prayers to everyone! ******
 
I saw you in town
walking with an other woman,*******
wow! ♡ You are even more amazing! ♡
You are giving directions to a person who has lost the way!
From the back I say “He’s so kind! ♡”
 
Yes, I’m a cheerfully naive girl,
I have money, I have love,
for you, I can go everywhere,
yeah, even Taj Mahal,
well, in the first place,
I exist for you,
I’ll pay to fix your equipment which, for some mysterious reason, breaks so often********,
this month is already the seventh time…
 
I have been blocked by you on Twitter,
Is it because you used to be in the Volleyball club
and blocking is your specialty, right? ♡
I’ll attack you!♡♡♡ *********
 
You keep refusing physical contact,
maybe, you…
you don’t like me…?
(Ah, that can’t be! I’m so stupid!)
That thing
is for after the wedding, right? ♡
 
Perhaps you didn’t have ay matching pajamas?
In the middle of winter, I’m the only one in tank top,
you look so warm
in that black striped pajama from Gelato Pique*,
I’m only wearing short pants and tank top,
“I don’t care about what you wear”**
I love you when you act so shy ♡
 
Notes and Other
*=it is a famous brand of clothing, particularly loved by girls because of the fluffy and warm pajamas they produce.
**=it may seem like something sexy, but later in the song it becomes clear that the bandman couldn’t even be bothered to land that girl a pajama.
***= a service for commercial promotion which consist in receiving mail about the future even of the company and such. Quite common in Japan, a bit unknown in the West.
****=CACAO is one other application for chatting, calling and such for free which is an alternative to the extreme popular service call LINE. It is kinda suspect because looks like the bandman wants to use CACAO to flirt with other girls without letting the cheerfully naive girl know.
*****=In Japan, Christmas is an event for couples, so this phrase is extremely fishy if said to one’s girlfriend/boyfriend: sounds like the bandman is definitely having a date with another girl.
******= it is a pun impossible to translate. It is the combination of the words for the buddhist prayer (gasshou) that everyone does on New Year’s Eve and “Merry Christmas”.
*******= may seem normal to some in west, it is extremely fishy in Japan. Like, some consider it plain cheating.
********= this is one of the tricks used in the past by dirty bandmen, in order to receive money from the girls willing to pay for such a cost which, of course, is a lie.
*********= “Attack” is the catchphrase of You from the volleyball anime “Attacker You”

Lyrics: Aoi Midori
Music: Aoi Midori
Kanji/Romaji: peffy
 
English: Twilight March
Standing still on a brittle path home
This world is like a freak show
A dirty world rated R-15
I sewed my eyelids shut so I wouldn't have to see anymore

The passage of time that heavily approaches
Is a death sentence for me tomorrow
If I make it to the other side of the road with my eyes closed
Will tomorrow be a happy day?

Seething in the twilight corner, is a vortex of hatred and emptiness
So fragile, and so fleeting
I'll walk alone

Crying in the twilight corner, I am engulfed by humidity alone
Dried up tears dyed in red
I'll walk alone
 
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Translated by me, enjoy! ^^

POIDOL new single "AQUA BLUE" will be released on 2018.07.18 in 4 Types (one for each members) and will cost 1620 yens
 

 
[tracklist]
01. AQUA BLUE
02. 哀四季恋 (Nana type)
02. メビウス (Mebius) (Souta type)
02. ケセラセラ (Que sera sera) (Ran type)
02. Q (Takuto type)
03. Bang!!Bambina !!

I've been wanting to write some of this stuff out forever because I'm a huge digital packrat and I like to archive these types of things... I don't think any of this has been written out anywhere before, but I'm not sure how much people actually care about the fan culture part of VK here, especially the Japanese fan culture, and especially the online Japanese fan culture. But, just in case any of you are also level 50 Turbo Nerds I thought I should post it here. I hope this is a sensible place to put it??

this piece is WAY too long for how lame the subject is and i'm so sorry
tl;dr: tanuki is old as fuck and there used to be another tanuki and forums are dead, long live tanuki

edit: fixed a number i screwed up
 
 

How many times have I heard that Tanuki is dead over the years? Glad that it's back and we can read about shit noodle bandomen forever. Long live Tanuki!

they were obvious hacked by vk.com

REJOICE!!!
 

 

 

MH can become the new tanuki