DESTINYGUY0316 363 Posted September 26, 2015 Cool name DEPAIN XODIACK BLACK;LIST THE BLACK SWAN D.I.D. Stupid name CINDY KATE A M AAA Sweet Home When you say AAA I think batteries Like new Band AA lol Batteries Band XD Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mahoujin 395 Posted September 28, 2015 I'm basically 12, so the worst vk band names I can think of (aside from the aforementioned Cocklobin) are DixDriver and Laybial. 1 PsychoΔelica reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
violetchain 912 Posted September 30, 2015 Apparently there is a band called "Oh!Puberty", which definitely belongs in the stupid category. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PsychoΔelica 648 Posted December 10, 2015 The Oral Cigarettes...like how else would you smoke? With your ass? 5 Aferni, Chi, CAT5 and 2 others reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chi 2624 Posted December 10, 2015 The Oral Cigarettes...like how else would you smoke? With your ass? a band that defies my google searching skills SHIT HAPPENING is still my favorite bad band name though 4 CAT5, Anne Claire, PsychoΔelica and 1 other reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gekiai 231 Posted December 13, 2015 Of course, this is all my opinion. Cool Band Names MORRIGAN GOTCHAROCKA ( I actually saw a few folks saying this name was stupid, but if you actually watched an interview of them describing the meaning behind it, it isn't that bad or "stupid". Oh and they're my favs so ofc I think it's cool ) THE BLACK SWAN Anli Pollicino Avelcain Blesscode (cheesy, but cool) Bad Band Names COLD WOMAN Glam Grammar (Grammar's not glam...more like stressful) NOCTURNAL BLOODLUST (okay i love them but this is cheesy on a whole other level) DOG in the PWO HOLYCLOCK and the one that absolutely takes the cake: BLESS THIS MESS Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Traxan 148 Posted December 15, 2015 As much as I love Gacharic Spin, I have to wonder, WTF IS a Gacharic Spin? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chi 2624 Posted December 15, 2015 This is a photoshopped PEN. 5 Anne Claire, Incogneeto, peffy and 2 others reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peffy 3568 Posted December 17, 2015 Browsed around another Japanese download site, and found a lot of stupid names. I don't think these were mentioned before: OLEDICKFOGGY Plastic Girl in Closet ROOKiEZ is PUNK'D GAS CRACKERZ Wake Up, Girls! Phew THE BED ROOM TAPE agenda is packed A Barking Dog Never Bites my ex toe BOYS AND MEN Beat Buddy Boi i am robot and proud never young beach YOUNG JUVENILE YOUTH BUMP OF CHICKEN Awesome City Club I Don't Like Mondays. Upset Heroes! for example you sell the sea Suck a Stew Dry Do As Infinity the chef cooks me ... ... that's probably enough for now. Honorable Mentions: Wagakki Band - I really love this band, but their name literally translates to "Japanese Traditional Instrument Band". .............. I'm surprised nobody mentioned K (the Korean R&B singer who also had a successful Japanese career) during the single-letter discussion. There was also a solo female punk/rock "singer" using the name D[di:]. I really liked her because she couldn't sing at all. Let us not forget ν[NEU], especially because that thing that looks like a v is actually the greek letter "nu", and I think their name is just pronounced "nu", but I keep calling them "Vee new". And lastly, the VK band †яi￠к . 2 Chi and The Reverend reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Reverend 3566 Posted December 17, 2015 Let us not forget ν[NEU], especially because that thing that looks like a v is actually the greek letter "nu", and I think their name is just pronounced "nu", but I keep calling them "Vee new". Seriously never even considered NOT calling them 'vee-new' until right now. And I don't know who OLEDICKFOGGY are but I am definitely checking them out immediately... that name is amazing! I can't really define what I think makes a cool band name... nonsensical phrases either really hit or miss with me. I think My Heaven's Luck Sisters is a great band name, but think My Bacteria Heat Island is kinda stupid. There's really no logic. 1 PsychoΔelica reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chi 2624 Posted December 17, 2015 I always read v[NEU] as vee-new...shit. i will take this opportunity to say plastic girl in closet is a really stupid name but the band is good (DOUBLE VOCALS) so check them out *disappears* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
violetchain 912 Posted December 17, 2015 You mean it's not "vee-new"? I never would have guessed. Then again, I still read xTRiPx as "ekks trip" in my head. Even though there's clearly a second x at the end and I know it's just "trip", I can't see it any other way for some reason. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peffy 3568 Posted December 17, 2015 I can't really define what I think makes a cool band name... nonsensical phrases either really hit or miss with me. I think My Heaven's Luck Sisters is a great band name, but think My Bacteria Heat Island is kinda stupid. There's really no logic. Agreed. There were a lot more "nonsensical phrase" names that I saw, but I found them acceptable or cool for no particular reason. I saw a band called ANGRY FROG REBIRTH, and I thought that's a pretty cool name. But other people might think it's a dumb name. You mean it's not "vee-new"? I never would have guessed. Then again, I still read xTRiPx as "ekks trip" in my head. Even though there's clearly a second x at the end and I know it's just "trip", I can't see it any other way for some reason. I always read that name as "ekks trip ekks". Another one I screw up constantly is D=OUT. It's just pronounced like the English word "doubt" but I read it as "dee out". You guys made me doubt myself re: ν[NEU]. I just checked vkdb and they say the pronunciation is "nyuu" （ニュー） . http://www.vkdb.jp/NEU.html So yeah, it's really not "vee new". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Incogneeto 23 Posted December 24, 2015 Off the top of my head Cool: Dirty Old Men Stupid: Sadie Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
seikun 317 Posted December 24, 2015 Erecsia: Cool and subversive ^_< Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
violetchain 912 Posted January 1, 2016 Add "Ring My Hell" to the list of names that suck. 1 pinkmakona reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pinkmakona 1810 Posted January 1, 2016 Black Gene For the Next Scene, Develop One's Faculties, My BACTERIA HEAT IsLAND (sorry/not sorry Tenten...) A cool one is "Luinspear" and pretty much any 90s vk band (i can't hate them). 2 Atreides and PsychoΔelica reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JamesR 119 Posted January 2, 2016 'Arsonists Get All The Girls' is pretty high in the stupid list. These two are some pet peeves of mine, but the names "Cannibal Corpse" and "Nocturnal Bloodlust" make me cringe a bit every time I hear them... They could've chosen "Zombie" and "Vampirism", you know... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chi 2624 Posted February 7, 2016 http://twitter.com/cpm_sapporo Cun't pussie more :^) 2 CAT5 and emmny reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Haruto 60 Posted February 7, 2016 I think Pay money To my Pain is a damn good band name. Back then, it left such an impression that I went to check out their music and buy their stuff just because their name sounded so cool and intrigued me.I think MORRIGAN, Para:noir, KYOKUTOU GIRLFRIEND, EAT YOU ALIVE, kannivalism, amber gris – are cool names, too. Not starting with the stupid ones because this list is endless and many noteworthy ones have been mentioned already.In general I laugh about any names [LiKe;thi'S] – The 90's called, they want their special characters back. -Honorable mention for Western bands: I love both Nine Inch Nails and How To Destroy Angels as band names. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vanivani 558 Posted February 8, 2016 I personally love this band so much, but their name is so awful. "Dead Children" -- dumb and a little disturbing lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TetsuAkira 289 Posted February 8, 2016 UNDER FALL JUSTICE THE SOUND BEE HD KRAD These are silly names. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Traxan 148 Posted February 8, 2016 I do kinda like the uniquely Japanese trend of running two words into one band name. The girls seem to be the ones who do it. Bridear - Bride & Dear Aldious - Ultimate & Melodious BandMaid - Band & Maid Destrose - Destroy & Rose And let's face it, there's a screwball new band name in the News section almost every day. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bear 1817 Posted March 20, 2016 Eximperituserqethhzebibšiptugakkathšulweliarzaxułum That's one hell of a bandname. And for their debut they've chosen the interesting title "Prajecyrujučy sinhuliarnaje wypramieńwańnie Daktryny Absaliutnaha j Usiopahłynaĺnaha Zła skroź šaścihrannuju pryzmu Sîn-Ahhī-Erība na hipierpawierchniu zadyjakaĺnaha kaŭčęha zasnawaĺnikaŭ kosmatęchničnaha ordęna palieakantakta, najstaražytnyja ipastasi dawosiewych cywilizacyj prywodziać u ruch ręzanansny transfarmatar časowapadobnaj biaskoncaści budučyni u ćwiardyniach absierwatoryi Nwn-Hu-Kek-Amon, uwasabliajučy ŭ ęfirnuju matęryju prach Ałulima na zachad ad ękzapłaniety PSRB 1620-26b" I'll add the tracklist as well, just for the hell of it: 1, Transhręsiŭnaje Ŭšęście Ęn-Miendurana Skroź Pramianistuju Dęĺtu Wialikaha Architęktara Al-Sadirah Minujučy Modusy Času Ankh-F-N-Khonsu, Niewiadomaha Wartaŭnika Wuzłoŭ Maa-Atef-F, Da Abicieli Adąda... 2. Imknieńnie Apantanaści Hniewu Sębęka Da Słupoŭ Twaręńnia Ruin Aššurbanipała Skroź Zabaronieny Šliach Ęmpiryjakrytycyzmu Miedytatyŭnych Pahłyblieńniaŭ Ćiomnych Zaklinaĺnikaŭ Pustyni Ŭšęścia Płutona... 3. Da Pytańniaŭ Ab Suziraĺnym Paznańni Naradžęńnia Trahiedyi J Niaŭchiĺnaści Hibeli Isnaha Ŭ Wučeńni Anihiliacyi, Jak Pra Pieršaęliemienty Praŭdziwaj Pryrody Askietyčnych Praliehamienaŭ Mižhałaktyčnaha S 4. Akružany Parallieĺnymi Cykłami Biaźmiežnaści Śmierci Baâl Wadalieja Nakiroŭwaje Wypaliennyja Wačnicy Kosmakarkasaŭ Pachawaĺnych Piramid Pa Toj Bok Miež Twaręńnia Asliapliajučych Promńiaŭ Mietatrona... 5. Somnambuličnyja Tulliańni Karawanaŭ Ziłlijonnamiesiacowych Rozumazrokaŭ Žracoŭ Ïrminizmu, Jakija Pakidajuć Pojas Kojpiera, Skroź Hnozis Ękzistęncyjanaĺnaha Immažynaryuma Katakombaŭ Ra-Hoor-Khuit CVII 6. Apałohija Samaźniščęńnia Ŭ Daktrynie Wyzwalieńnia Philippa Mainländęra, Jak Dumka Jakaja Biaskonca Pahłybliajecca Ad Z'jawy Da Sutnaści, Jość Adzina Dakładnaje Mierkawańnie Ab Wyšęjšaj Marali Indywidu 7. Rytuał Pryzyŭnoha Zaklionu Ŭsioabdymnaj Ęnierhii Ciemry, U Hipastyĺnaj Zalie Matęryjalizacyi Ŭwasablieńniaŭ Kokabaęła, Zaklikany Zubožyć Ahafałahičnyja Abliččy Idałaŭ Anhârąka, Zwajawaŭšych Wypramieńw 8. Paświačęńnie Adęptam Salipsizmu Uwažliwym Da Pastuliawańnia Von Hartmana Ab Nieswiadomym U Z'jawach Cialiesnaha J Duchoŭnaha Žyćcia, Što Skažajuć Azimutaĺny Kut Palinhienęzii Ad Zawieršanaha Ŭwasablie Not even sure if that's all, or if some of them are cut off. Yeaaaaah... well. Jesus. 3 Anne Claire, peffy and doombox reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
peffy 3568 Posted March 21, 2016 ^ I had to google that band.. I was wondering if their name actually means something in their native language (they are from Belarus). Couldn't find anything on that. Here's a translation of their album title. Dunno why there are spelling errors. This was posted on metalinjection.net "Projecting the singular emission ov the Doctrine ov Absolute and All-Absorbing Evil through the hexahedral prism ov Sîn-Ahhī-Erība upon the hypersurface ov zodiacal arc ov the cosmotechnical order ov paleocontact founders the utterly ancient hypostases ov pre-axes civilizations actuate the resonance transformer ov temporally similar to the eternity ov the future in the towers ov Nwn-Hu-Kek-Amon’s obcervatory embodying the ashes ov Alulim into the ethereal matter to the west ov exoplanet PSRB 1620-26b" The article also mentioned a few other dumb metal band names. "We've all seen some long, silly and pointless band names in our time as metal fans. There's Mexico's Paracoccidioidomicosisproctitissarcomucosis, Germany's We Butter The Bread With Butter, Japan's Flagitious Idiosyncrasy In The Dilapidation, etc." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
