No One Has Seen Kim Jong-Un In 3 Weeks

[Zeus 7997]

http://time.com/3432195/north-korea-missing-kim-jong-un/

 

Kim was last seen alongside his wife Ri Sol Ju at a concert in Pyongyang on Sept. 3, and several news outlets are speculating that the 31-year-old may be ill.

 

The Wall Street Journal speculated on Friday that Kim might be suffering from gout, a disease caused primarily by an excessive intake of meat, sugar and alcohol. A South Korean official told the Journal that gout runs in the tyrannical clan, starting with Kim’s grandfather Kim Il Sung, who died in 1994 at age 82. Kim also suffers from obesity, high blood pressure and diabetes, he added.

 

Another theory about his condition, according to Agence France-Presse, is that he picked up an injury while providing “guidance” to North Korean athletes competing in the Asian Games, currently in progress at Incheon, South Korea.

 

 

[Tetora 625]

Another theory about his absence:

He actually just got into League of Legends.

[sai 868]

Or finally installed Diablo 3.

 

Or maybe accidently strapped himself to a missile.

[Furik 832]

How could Korea NOT know where their own supreme leader is? This is weird. If it was Obama, the US would be shitting bricks.

[ShanethVarosa 1209]

They have concerts in Pyongyang?

[beni 2149]

When I first read the title, I was worried that someone had gone missing. But then I realised and remembered who Kim Jong Un is... So anyway, am trying to figure out how a leader could be missing.. Furik's comment. xD Exactly.

[hitsuji-hime 211]

Hopefully he's dead and they hid the body somewhere.

[kyoselflove 2680]

I hope he is dead and North Korea is probably throwing a huge secret party before anyone finds out.

[Senedjem 510]

hes trapped in the cheese vault and its taking longer than expected for him to eat his way out

[Zeus 7997]

https://news.vice.com/article/former-top-official-says-kim-jong-un-is-no-longer-in-control-of-north-korea?utm_source=vicenewstwitter

An elite group of exiles from North Korea gathered in September in the Netherlands to discuss the state of the regime they used to serve. The conference included top diplomats, an ex-senior official of the Ministry of Security, and a high-ranking military officer, but the keynote address was given by Jang Jin-sung, formerly a key member of Kim Jong-il's propaganda machine. Included in Jang's speech was a surprising assertion: North Korea is in the midst of a civil war.

According to Jang — a former counterintelligence official and poet laureate under Kim Jong-il — members of the government's Organization and Guidance Department (OGD), a powerful group of officials that once reported only to Kim Jong-il, have stopped taking orders from his son, Kim Jong-un. The OGD, Jang says, has effectively taken control of the country, and a conflict is simmering between factions that want to maintain absolute control over the economy and others seeking to gain wealth through foreign trade and a slightly more open market.

Uh oh...

[hitsuji-hime 211]

Here we go~

[shizukasou 47]

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-29608096

 

He's back! With a stick. Poor thing probably had to go fetch it somewhere far away...