Roast the library of the person above you (LAST.FM USERS ONLY)

[CAT5 9075]

Just for shits and giggles. I don't recommend playing this game if you're insecure about your music taste or can't take a joke.

 

Ok, guess I need to start. Here's my last.fm, let's go! Be sure to link your last.fm after "expressing" yourself

 

http://www.last.fm/user/one80

[Zeus 7997]

HAHA YOU LISTENED TO GAROOGAMESH YOU N00B. And GALEYD is your currently highest played artist? C'mon if I wanted to look at you listening to derivative power metal I'd much rather you listen to DragonForce. Then I'd actually have something to laugh at you about. Now I just feel sad because you wasted your time on a DELUHI copycat (which in turn was a budget GALNERYUS).

You also use last.fm tags? It's like the most useless things in the world, unless I'm looking for a band tagged "skullfuck revolver metal", "demon burger", or "AIDS". Then it's indispensable. But the fact that you spent so much time categorizing bands to expand other people's knowledge is so trivial. You don't even give me these great tags to work with. How am I supposed to find anything tagged indie? That's like, not specific enough bro.

 

http://www.last.fm/user/ColdNRG

[Jigsaw9 6783]

I don't even have to strain myself. Only one word: Aldious. *drops mic, victoriously goes out*

 

'kay, come at me bros~ http://www.last.fm/user/JigsawJohnny

[Champ213 1858]

FAR TOO EASY.

 

Anyone with the abs of horror (A.k.a Black Gene for the Next Scene) in their weekly charts deserves to be sentenced to 1000 push-ups in a row. Kthxbai.

 

 

Gimme your worst shot:

http://www.last.fm/user/Champ213

[Zeus 7997]

Too many problems Champo.

1. You paid for a Last.FM subscription. What does that even do? Put a little subscriber box underneath your picture and allow you to know who came to your page. Well now you know I came to nitpick and criticize, which are the two things I do best.

2. You have artists with letters I have never seen before. How do you even pronounce Týr? Tear? It must be because I'm being moved to tears right now.

3. ｄｉｅＳ is in Unicode. I am a Unicode hater. Everyone needs to use regular letters. Fuck those oversized Japanese equivalents you can all use ASCII and lick my chocolate bum.

4. There are too many viking bands. Shirtless muscled men makes me feel insecure in my manliness.

[Champ213 1858]

1. You have that "last.fm level" bar that doesn't really mean anything, it doesn't even tell us what algorithm it uses, so it may as well be a random number that supposedly only serves the purpose of massive e-peen enlargement.

 

2. You are actually listening to the hype band of the season, a.k.a. sukekiyo. They may as well have called the band sukii-kyo, because Mr. "I can't sing falsettos but I will do it anyway" is pretty much the only reason why they get so much attention at all.

 

3. Newsflash: listening to Boris doesn't give you underground creds anymore. Everyone and their grandmother listens to Boris these days.

 

XD

 

 

http://www.last.fm/user/Champ213

[Sakura Seven 593]

Your library is like a who's-who of "smelly unwashed manchildren living at home" and "VK bands so pathetic they couldn't even fill up Urawa Narciss". I have no idea who ムシケラトプス are, but I felt a deep sense of shame the moment I visited their page. 

 

~~~

 

http://www.last.fm/user/luvmoonGAZE

[doombox 4421]

Ew, Lana Del Ray and Sky Ferreira. At least you're consistent with your taste in pop singers who sound like they came back from a 3 day bender, then swallowed the entire bottle of xanax before they recorded their albums. 

 

http://www.last.fm/user/digital_bounce

[Youko_o 51]

You listen to k-pop and at the same time is proud of having 1015 artists on your library, thinking you know something about music. Better try harder and listen to more genres so we can talk. Bye.

 

There's a link to my last.fm down there...

[paradoxal 2948]

Lol what a fucking emo, listening to FFDP and shit.

 

http://www.last.fm/user/corpsedancer

[Miasma 162]

gurl 9,000 Lycaon plays, rly? you ain't fooling no one leaving iTunes playing on repeat overnight for that top listener spot

 

http://www.last.fm/user/penny-lee

[doombox 4421]

Looks like you don't even like your own library enough to listen to it. 7k plays in 2 years... Why do you even bother having an account?

 

 

http://www.last.fm/user/digital_bounce

[God 264]

Oh.  I remember when I used to enjoy 2PM.  Sometimes, you just gotta laugh at what people will think is good without any actual knowledge of good music.

 

http://www.last.fm/user/Oh_Shaunee

[Champ213 1858]

Clearly even you are ashamed of your charts, why else would you desperately try to hide them by setting the number to top 5 only for both artists & tracks. On a site that is all about showing off your charts no less! Well, joke's on you, I still found out that Fall Out Boy is among your top overall artists.

 

 

 

http://www.last.fm/user/Champ213

[Lestat 2167]

Look at this gr1m 4nd fr0stb1tt3n tr00 bl4ck m3t4l p0s3r. Miss 'only-the-most-underground-of-underground-black-metal-bands-satisfy-me', we've all had this phase at our fifteenth life-year, please, no one is impressed any longer by how deep one can dig within Metal-Archives' Encyclopaedia Metallum.

 

http://www.last.fm/user/pixyfalse_

[beni 2149]

Over 10,000 on top artists? Guuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurl, do you have your music plugged in 24/7, is that all you do? Too many hours wasted on just increasing those play digits I see. Not only that but, only the classic guys, huh? No modern lot? One of MH's true obasan's. Tooooooooooooooo old school~

I love you really.

 

*hugs pillow for dear life* 

[Aferni 2381]

Look at all this "super uguu kawaiii" bullshit, and look at your charts do you even listen to music bananabenibenassi?

(OMG BENI U KNOW I AM KIDDING STILL LOVE YOU LOTS BENI BEAN POTATO  <3)

 

http://www.last.fm/user/Aferni

Edited October 11, 2016 by 『YELLOW DIAMOND』

[CAT5 9075]

damn bruh, must suck when all of the bands you listen to have already disbanded or going to next week

 

http://www.last.fm/user/wesurii

[-jibakurei- 111]

It was hard to find sth tbh 

 

BOI, u srs? Even your artist with the highest listening count is below 700?? But showing off with 1k+ scrobbled artists? Don't worry, I got u covered, 8k+ for my top scrobbled artists. BÄM!

 

https://www.last.fm/de/user/Ponizm

[platy 3018]

You've been spamming My Dragon all day, are you alright? Do you need to talk? You probably needed a rest from having the same edgy unkn0wn 4 bands on repeat for 12+ hours straight the day before.

(the only thing I could pick on tbh. You listen to MSI, I automatically like you)

 

 

https://www.last.fm/user/Ryni-Chan

 

(Yeah, I'm already aware that Black Eyed Peas' worst song is one of my most played ever)

 

Edited March 1, 2017 by Platy