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When Kyo said "Fucker Fucker Radical Fucker Trans Psycho Pleasure", I felt that 😭
 
9rue1 au5ocracy by Insanity Injection [got taken down from YT and Spotify, might have to upload my own]; I had no clue the lyrics where in English until I was bored one day and looked them up but the song fucking slams so hard. Kyouka could sing a recipe for making vanilla bean cupcakes and shit would still slam.
 
I know a lot of people don't like S-CONCIOUS but I will defend it to hell and back ✊😤It's an interesting take on industrial/noise but I appreciate it. Also the Engrish is just 👌
And if I'm mentioning MM Engrish, it would be an absolute crime to not mention the Holy Grail of Engrish; plagiarised English lyrics. In Après midi E-Style, which is a slightly stripped back and retooled English version of the original Après mid (which was in Japanese) Gackt literally just copy-pasted lyrics from the first verse of Mariah Carey's "When I Saw You" and added them into the song. Ngl that's kind of a chad move considering that Mariah's team would never hear this so he wouldn't get sued and the song's so good I wouldn't mind pitching in a twenty to Gackt's legal case if that ever happens
 

I just pretend it's not english tbh
 

For me...
 
 
One of my favorite SADS songs from my favorite SADS album. The main riff (and perhaps SADS in general) sounds cliche as hell, but this shit still sounds tough as fuck. Plus Kiyoharu's vocals have always been great, so this one gets a definite pass on the Engrish.
 
 
 
 
Taka's Engrish is actually....really....REALLY, REALLY bad But that main guitar riff mixed with the synth, and THAT BEAT!!? CATCHY AS FUCK! You can't tell me this shit don't jam!!!!
 
 
 
Yall don't know nothin 'bout MY WAY MY LOVE, but these guys always had some weird, off-kilter shit going on that, for the most part, kept them in their own lane. Most of their songs are in Engrrish, but dude usually delivers it in a pretty unique and palatable manner. DOPE.
 
 
 
I feel like i'm kinda cheating by including Lillies and Remains because literally all of their songs are in Engrish. Kent's singing isn't entirely intelligible, but these guys are such a high quality band that you could care less about it.
 

 
 
 
That's all I got for now! May share some more later~

If you're like me, you probably loathe the sound of Engrish in Japanese music and wonder why the Japanese would rather forsake their own beautiful language in exchange for absolutely butchering (in most cases) another. Others may find it comedic or even endearing.
 
HOWEVER. This thread isn't about the actual lyrics (we have threads for that). This thread is about songs that still sound great, despite being entirely (or almost entirely) in Engrish.
 
What songs do you think still kick ass despite being in Engrrrish?
 
 

As some people enjoyed our works and shared the album in the downloads as well, here are 2 tabs from the album in guitar pro format if you are interested.
I do not use guitar pro for writing so these are just from the midi files and then guitar and bass written out.
Cheers~
 
SEPIA NO IRO NO NAKA NI...
http://www.mediafire.com/file/iswot92mxi3qbme/%7Bmid%EF%BC%9Anight%7D_-_SEPIA_NO_IRO_NO_NAKA_NI_.gp5/file
IZANAI
http://www.mediafire.com/file/hjo2ufhd2dqhcgd/%7Bmid%EF%BC%9Anight%7D_-_izanai.gp5/file
 

I didn't know the other naked Yoshiki photo I put in my video had counter parts! Man's an absolute hoe, I think I've seen his bare ass just as much Cardi B's
 
 
 

jk (Sex Machineguns) 

Reita (The GazettE)

And the legendary nose band 

Peace heavy mk II has disbanded at 2020/05/29 due to losing confidence to M-H after being prohibited to log-on in M-H for 6 days by n' mod since the same date, and his alter-ego band "le_newtype" has been eliminated by that mod at the same date

It has come to my attention that I have nothing left to share with this board. While most people leave quietly unless they aim to make their departure a publicity stunt, I feel that saying goodbye to a forum where I've more or less spent every day for the past 10 years is the least I could do.
 
I've made a lot of good friends here, had fun as a mod for like 15 minutes, and loved being an official reviewer. In spite of all of that, I cannot help but feel it is time I move on.
 
I do not plan on fully deleting my account so I can still leech, but if you'd like to chat about music you can find me:
 
-On Twitter
-On the VKGY discord
-Adding scans and lyrics to ZombiexJuice
-Making half-assed unboxing videos of rejected vkei maxi-singles
 
 
 
It's been fun 💋

Been working on this one since the beginning of this year. The scales on the fish took forEVER.
 

 
 
Some close-up details on the plant and koi:
 

Not really a fan of rap in general (unless it's from before the 2010s) but here are some artists/mvs for those that would like to further explore this genre:
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Not really a fan of rap in general (unless it's from before the 2010s) but here are some artists/mvs for those that would like to further explore this genre:
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

I was listening to some of you guys' works and it's soo good. Keep it coming.
 
Meanwhile I played one (1) anison on a recorder for school when I was 13

How many of you are pursuing a music career or are/were in a band? 
 
 

Off the top of my head:
Whats-his-face from OROCHI would always be wearing one in their band photos, don't think I've ever seen him without one

While not always covering one of his eyes, Hora is famous for having these interesting fashion pieces that stretch the definition of an "eye-patch"

And having one member wearing an eyepatch is the standard for Iryou Kei bands
Lulu:

+ISOLATION

Nightinggeil:

Ryonai from Blam Honey wears an eyepatch. In his case, this is apparently for medical reasons, as he has myasthenia gravis. They have a song about this on their final album Typical Ingeniousness ～suggest～.
 

 

 
(This second image may be flipped horizontally)
 

 

jk (Sex Machineguns) 

Reita (The GazettE)

And the legendary nose band 

jk (Sex Machineguns) 

Reita (The GazettE)

And the legendary nose band 

I made a joke about the new X Japan album (and he just recently made another tease at it too) featuring BTS on every track in another thread but I really wasn't prepared to deal with the fact that this image is real

http://cursed-jrock-images.tumblr.com
 
That one I think 😆 

Kiyoshi Date from SKET Dance

His voice actor is GACKT btw

Kiyoshi Date from SKET Dance

His voice actor is GACKT btw

even without opening the video i can tell that this'll be the unfunniest thing i see this week

Kiyoshi Date from SKET Dance

His voice actor is GACKT btw

Kiyoshi Date from SKET Dance

His voice actor is GACKT btw