Masato

I LOVE YOU

I'm surprised they didn't reference Undeux and the ordering a pizza through line incident. Maybe they did that in another song?

I want to know why he was arrested ♡

I did this.... 
 
 

Ok, this was kind of hard to translate as there is soooo much slang and play on words in this song "budokan live" "gyakudai" etc. all hidden away in other meanings. And a zillion references. I have no idea who ☆ko-san is.... please help! ♡♡♡♡♡
 
 
Here is my crappy translation:
 
 
Drowned goldfish

It's not possible, Drowned goldfish

No way, no way,

I have never heard that goldfish can drown

It's impossible!

Eating chekis with sauce.

Chekimeshi (a cheki dinner) it's impossible

(a cheki dinner, where girls eat their meal and put a cheki next to it, so bandoman eats with them)

travel in transparent erotic clothes

A transparent osaka tour, that's impossible!

(Play on words here, a tokyo-nagoya-osaka tour is called tomeihan)

A one day break-up/disbandment

"honey" on one's hands (honey= mitsu, girls that pay bandomen money to associate with them)

Shopping Privilege - Deep Kiss

No way!


The ramen I ordered is the same as my friend's

"I can't put up with these noodles(bandomen)" ---> "麺かぶり無理です" (the men kanji, which means noodles is used as slang for bandomen)

No way, no way!

beneath the stale smell, there comes the "scent" (匂わせ) of harmful bangya

No way!

"Scent" that's not the meaning at all.

(Edit: 匂わせ seems be something like "fishy", indicating a love relationship with a bandomen).

☆ko-san's thumb is a middel finger instead of a thumb.

Impossible!

I don't want to see such a ☆ko-san

"Dadaroma-san ga koron da" (lit. Dadaroma fell over, parody of the childrens game "daruma-san ga koron da!", where you have to stop moving once the phrase is finished, thus the musical breaks here)

Dadaroma fell over,

Dadaroma fell over,

Yoshiatsu-san!

Dadaroma fell over,

The complete closure of "tanuki"

Buying only one copy of a CD

"I'm ranking up as bangya!"

It's impossible,  it's impossible!

Eating autum fruits in the middle of the live

"grape-sense" live (budokan live)

It's impossible!

In the "sabi" there is no such play on words. (Budokan live, gyakudai etc.)

Wired in "all-you-can-listen VK",

that's why I got a job at family mart.

No way!

Do you do your best at work? (Gyakudai)

At the shunsei live Nr.1 of the A tickets,

Even though it can not be invalidated.

The shusei band's flyer is being ravenously eaten during the MC.

It's not possible, I should like to believe it.

the number one to ten on the charts is
independent Visual Kei.

That's never going to happen!

I want to believe!

Bangya and Janiwota understand each other from the bottom of one's heart.


That's never going to happen!
Is what I believe.

"I admired Kaitou Sentai, so I started a band."

Not possible!

No one says that!

"Ladies and gentlemen who are watching the Countdown TV, this is Kaitou Sentai!"

Really not possible!

Drowning goldfish!
 
 

Ok, this was kind of hard to translate as there is soooo much slang and play on words in this song "budokan live" "gyakudai" etc. all hidden away in other meanings. And a zillion references. I have no idea who ☆ko-san is.... please help! ♡♡♡♡♡
 
 
Here is my crappy translation:
 
 
Drowned goldfish

It's not possible, Drowned goldfish

No way, no way,

I have never heard that goldfish can drown

It's impossible!

Eating chekis with sauce.

Chekimeshi (a cheki dinner) it's impossible

(a cheki dinner, where girls eat their meal and put a cheki next to it, so bandoman eats with them)

travel in transparent erotic clothes

A transparent osaka tour, that's impossible!

(Play on words here, a tokyo-nagoya-osaka tour is called tomeihan)

A one day break-up/disbandment

"honey" on one's hands (honey= mitsu, girls that pay bandomen money to associate with them)

Shopping Privilege - Deep Kiss

No way!


The ramen I ordered is the same as my friend's

"I can't put up with these noodles(bandomen)" ---> "麺かぶり無理です" (the men kanji, which means noodles is used as slang for bandomen)

No way, no way!

beneath the stale smell, there comes the "scent" (匂わせ) of harmful bangya

No way!

"Scent" that's not the meaning at all.

(Edit: 匂わせ seems be something like "fishy", indicating a love relationship with a bandomen).

☆ko-san's thumb is a middel finger instead of a thumb.

Impossible!

I don't want to see such a ☆ko-san

"Dadaroma-san ga koron da" (lit. Dadaroma fell over, parody of the childrens game "daruma-san ga koron da!", where you have to stop moving once the phrase is finished, thus the musical breaks here)

Dadaroma fell over,

Dadaroma fell over,

Yoshiatsu-san!

Dadaroma fell over,

The complete closure of "tanuki"

Buying only one copy of a CD

"I'm ranking up as bangya!"

It's impossible,  it's impossible!

Eating autum fruits in the middle of the live

"grape-sense" live (budokan live)

It's impossible!

In the "sabi" there is no such play on words. (Budokan live, gyakudai etc.)

Wired in "all-you-can-listen VK",

that's why I got a job at family mart.

No way!

Do you do your best at work? (Gyakudai)

At the shunsei live Nr.1 of the A tickets,

Even though it can not be invalidated.

The shusei band's flyer is being ravenously eaten during the MC.

It's not possible, I should like to believe it.

the number one to ten on the charts is
independent Visual Kei.

That's never going to happen!

I want to believe!

Bangya and Janiwota understand each other from the bottom of one's heart.


That's never going to happen!
Is what I believe.

"I admired Kaitou Sentai, so I started a band."

Not possible!

No one says that!

"Ladies and gentlemen who are watching the Countdown TV, this is Kaitou Sentai!"

Really not possible!

Drowning goldfish!
 
 

Thanks you for this translation 😍.
 
 

Thank You ^~^

I did this.... 
 
 

I translated this song, but there are like a zillion VK references and play on slang words etc here... 
Please help and correct me. Lol
 
 
 

Ok, this was kind of hard to translate as there is soooo much slang and play on words in this song "budokan live" "gyakudai" etc. all hidden away in other meanings. And a zillion references. I have no idea who ☆ko-san is.... please help! ♡♡♡♡♡
 
 
Here is my crappy translation:
 
 
Drowned goldfish

It's not possible, Drowned goldfish

No way, no way,

I have never heard that goldfish can drown

It's impossible!

Eating chekis with sauce.

Chekimeshi (a cheki dinner) it's impossible

(a cheki dinner, where girls eat their meal and put a cheki next to it, so bandoman eats with them)

travel in transparent erotic clothes

A transparent osaka tour, that's impossible!

(Play on words here, a tokyo-nagoya-osaka tour is called tomeihan)

A one day break-up/disbandment

"honey" on one's hands (honey= mitsu, girls that pay bandomen money to associate with them)

Shopping Privilege - Deep Kiss

No way!


The ramen I ordered is the same as my friend's

"I can't put up with these noodles(bandomen)" ---> "麺かぶり無理です" (the men kanji, which means noodles is used as slang for bandomen)

No way, no way!

beneath the stale smell, there comes the "scent" (匂わせ) of harmful bangya

No way!

"Scent" that's not the meaning at all.

(Edit: 匂わせ seems be something like "fishy", indicating a love relationship with a bandomen).

☆ko-san's thumb is a middel finger instead of a thumb.

Impossible!

I don't want to see such a ☆ko-san

"Dadaroma-san ga koron da" (lit. Dadaroma fell over, parody of the childrens game "daruma-san ga koron da!", where you have to stop moving once the phrase is finished, thus the musical breaks here)

Dadaroma fell over,

Dadaroma fell over,

Yoshiatsu-san!

Dadaroma fell over,

The complete closure of "tanuki"

Buying only one copy of a CD

"I'm ranking up as bangya!"

It's impossible,  it's impossible!

Eating autum fruits in the middle of the live

"grape-sense" live (budokan live)

It's impossible!

In the "sabi" there is no such play on words. (Budokan live, gyakudai etc.)

Wired in "all-you-can-listen VK",

that's why I got a job at family mart.

No way!

Do you do your best at work? (Gyakudai)

At the shunsei live Nr.1 of the A tickets,

Even though it can not be invalidated.

The shusei band's flyer is being ravenously eaten during the MC.

It's not possible, I should like to believe it.

the number one to ten on the charts is
independent Visual Kei.

That's never going to happen!

I want to believe!

Bangya and Janiwota understand each other from the bottom of one's heart.


That's never going to happen!
Is what I believe.

"I admired Kaitou Sentai, so I started a band."

Not possible!

No one says that!

"Ladies and gentlemen who are watching the Countdown TV, this is Kaitou Sentai!"

Really not possible!

Drowning goldfish!
 
 

Ok, this was kind of hard to translate as there is soooo much slang and play on words in this song "budokan live" "gyakudai" etc. all hidden away in other meanings. And a zillion references. I have no idea who ☆ko-san is.... please help! ♡♡♡♡♡
 
 
Here is my crappy translation:
 
 
Drowned goldfish

It's not possible, Drowned goldfish

No way, no way,

I have never heard that goldfish can drown

It's impossible!

Eating chekis with sauce.

Chekimeshi (a cheki dinner) it's impossible

(a cheki dinner, where girls eat their meal and put a cheki next to it, so bandoman eats with them)

travel in transparent erotic clothes

A transparent osaka tour, that's impossible!

(Play on words here, a tokyo-nagoya-osaka tour is called tomeihan)

A one day break-up/disbandment

"honey" on one's hands (honey= mitsu, girls that pay bandomen money to associate with them)

Shopping Privilege - Deep Kiss

No way!


The ramen I ordered is the same as my friend's

"I can't put up with these noodles(bandomen)" ---> "麺かぶり無理です" (the men kanji, which means noodles is used as slang for bandomen)

No way, no way!

beneath the stale smell, there comes the "scent" (匂わせ) of harmful bangya

No way!

"Scent" that's not the meaning at all.

(Edit: 匂わせ seems be something like "fishy", indicating a love relationship with a bandomen).

☆ko-san's thumb is a middel finger instead of a thumb.

Impossible!

I don't want to see such a ☆ko-san

"Dadaroma-san ga koron da" (lit. Dadaroma fell over, parody of the childrens game "daruma-san ga koron da!", where you have to stop moving once the phrase is finished, thus the musical breaks here)

Dadaroma fell over,

Dadaroma fell over,

Yoshiatsu-san!

Dadaroma fell over,

The complete closure of "tanuki"

Buying only one copy of a CD

"I'm ranking up as bangya!"

It's impossible,  it's impossible!

Eating autum fruits in the middle of the live

"grape-sense" live (budokan live)

It's impossible!

In the "sabi" there is no such play on words. (Budokan live, gyakudai etc.)

Wired in "all-you-can-listen VK",

that's why I got a job at family mart.

No way!

Do you do your best at work? (Gyakudai)

At the shunsei live Nr.1 of the A tickets,

Even though it can not be invalidated.

The shusei band's flyer is being ravenously eaten during the MC.

It's not possible, I should like to believe it.

the number one to ten on the charts is
independent Visual Kei.

That's never going to happen!

I want to believe!

Bangya and Janiwota understand each other from the bottom of one's heart.


That's never going to happen!
Is what I believe.

"I admired Kaitou Sentai, so I started a band."

Not possible!

No one says that!

"Ladies and gentlemen who are watching the Countdown TV, this is Kaitou Sentai!"

Really not possible!

Drowning goldfish!
 
 

He got arrested for embezzling money from a woman. Pretty sure he's fired, but  I'm not sure.

I want to know why he was arrested ♡

I want to know why he was arrested ♡

That lead singer is hot

Me, too, since I am too busy with real life at the moment....

I really enjoyed the song. I never knew about this band until yesterday. 

Here let me handle that

Tweet translation : not enough preorders and I don't wanna lose money lmao fuck y'all
 
There you go

Danm it i was gunna say that XD
lol i was gunna say welp time to by the re-re-release of skyrim 2.0 beta

Kaitou  has announced their 3rd physical single and the release of a new song (digital?) and PV in September.
 
 
溺れる金魚
3rd SINGLE
[発売日] 2018年9月5日
[価格] ¥1,200(税抜)
[品番] KSN-003A
[収録内容]
01.溺れる金魚
02.バンギャの呪い
03.イイ振りやってん☆NIGHT 
 
And a R shitei parody sometime in September 
 
 
I am actually looking forward to it! But I fear the backlash of the army of the Mamogya 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
 
 

The whole video is a parody of oburero sakana, which is a DADAROMA song and the whole song itself is a joke on the VK culture and fandom.

vk poetry translated their previous single! -I just saw it here- 
Now we'll have to beg for the newest (?)

Actual mood:
Waiting for a beautiful soul post the lyrics in comments section, so I can put them on Google translate
 
I was so sleepy when I watched it, I thought yoshiatsu was on the mv LOL