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ENGISH RAW TRANSLATION, be free to correct mistakes! The band KLACK who always follows their own way. designed to do a collaboration tour with ∀NTI FEMINISM on their 「エセロック撲滅GIG」 and 「FUCK & DESTROY」 through Tokyo, Osaka and Nagoya. Finally 「エセロック撲滅GIG」 will be at Osaka and Nagoya, and it's unknown when this momentum will stop. This time we look at the precious stories of the unusual aspects of the members. ― The theme of this time is "Tanabata" do you have anything to say about it? Seiya: I remember that I and u-san were very surprised that Masaya was walking hand in hand with girls during our high school days. Both of them were hand in hand. Masaya: I don't remember that at all. u: After asking what he was doing, he didn't told us that he and her held hands together. Takeru: When I Was in the 2nd grade of high, I also hold hands with Masaya. ― The theme is Tanabata... Seiya: fabric stars! all: laugh u: If you write a wish on a paper strip your wish comes true without any trouble Seiya: That's right. ― What do you wish for? Seiya: I wish for money. u: I wish that a wish doesn't come true. I like people's unhappiness a lot. I get angry if someones wish comes true and be happy. ― What about Masaya? u: Masaya want to hold hands with a girl. everone: laugh Masaya: I also wish for money. Seiya: That's not valuable! Masaya: Then I still wish for money. u: Masaya turns evil if he's talking about money. Seiya: In the meanwhile I was thinking of snatching it. (laugh) ― Takeru what do you wish? Takeru: I wish for that our band will sell well and gets popular.... Everyone: ostracism ― Changing the topic. btw, エセロック撲滅GIG seems to be the first Tokyo, Nagoya Osaka tour dates of the 「FUCK & DESTROY] tour. Masaya: エセロック was a first a one-time GIG, ∀NTI and their excitement also I became friends with √eight who also played that day, I was looping around 3 bands that time. u: Not only Tokyo but also Osaka and Nagoya has many エセロック events, so I wonder if we will destroy them all. ― So what's エセロック about? different kind of bands also gathering local bands? Seiya: I think we will play with bands which we never played before with. ― With which bands would you like to play? Seiya: Even if there would be someone, they would not want to play with us. (laugh) u: I would prefer to steal something form them than doing something with ∀NTI and √eigh . Because they are way greater bands than us. Seiya: There are so many things you want to steal. u: well, it's a secret for these 2 bands what I want to steal. Masaya: You fully talk about it. (laugh) ― Allthough it gonna be a nice 3man battle , are there other fun things planned for this tour? Seiya: Okonomiyaki, Takoyaki, Chicken wings... Takeru: That's all food. Masaya: it's not related to any other band. Seiya: No, I want to eat everyone. ― Is there anything else you want to do? u: I want to interact much more, I've told you earlier, but I like to steal anything I can steal. Seiya: What I Really want to do is to have S●X. u: Well, I want to have S●X with woman all around for sure! everyone: lol ― And you Takeru? Takeru: I want to interact with local bands more and making them want to join live events at other places. ― Any other fun things? Takeru: That's a secret. u: a phoenix will appear each evening. ― a phoenix?! Takeru: It's a secret! everyone: laugh Seiya: I also don't know. Masaya: Ultra-secret ― Starting with this tour do you think that "エセロック撲滅GIG" will expand nationwide? u: well, our band is disliked by venues, so there are only 3 places to go too. Seiya: Any place is fine as so long it's a nice place. Previously we hold lives at clothes shop and also at a SM club. So for doing a gig it doesn't really matter where. u: Seiya is a bad guitar player. So it doesn't matter what kind of guitar he uses, or whatever place. Seiya: Because I'm a genius, it even sounds good without practicing. everyone: laugh Seiya: My bad spirit comes out. ― What do you mean? Seiya: When I open my mind fully, and performance badly it brings me to erection. [* note ぺ●ス/penis => erection] Masaya: he is a funny guy!! I don't get it at all. Everyone: laugh ― This time, Masaya showed a nude flyer with a woman wearing underwear, also very amazing. Masaya: Light clothes. Seiya: This is real, it's a sign of my heart. ― What is the meaning behind this flyer. Masaya: It wouldn't be fun to say. Seiya: The person who took this photo was erected. ― You can't think in normal common sense isn't? Seiya: That's doesn't matter. Masaya: I also don't know what he want to say. It's a natural thing. Everyone: laugh ― Masaya, Do you have such hobby? (laugh) Seiya: Yes. Masaya: Why do you answer? Seiya: You always though your feet when you go to a bar? Masaya: That's totally not true! u: When we went to North Korea, every morning after waking-up he was standing naked, smoking cigarettes. While saying refreshingly "good morning". Anyway Masaya wanted to be nude. Masaya: I only want to be open-minded. Everyone: laugh Seiya: Once we shared a hotel room. He also was naked that time. [Seiya is looking at me], *enlarge* (laugh) Masaya: Not at all u: btw, recently Masaya visited Takeru's home often. Seiya: I see, we didn't know that. ― Takeru, what are you guys doing? Takeru: .... Masaya: I can't tell you. Takeru and I are studying techniques, phoenix and so on... *note: interviewer doesn't get Masaya's answer and goes to a next topic, so the "???" are also printed in the magazine. ― ???, well let's go to the next story. エセロック撲滅GIG at 6/23 is your 9th live, did you change a bit in the meanwhile? Masaya: That happens each time. The battle is always different, although there isn't much change, we need to get along with each other, so we always need to change. Takeru: Mentally I don't want to change, I think I'm awesome if I compare myself to other bands, I digest such part to become myself and not to spit myself. Seiya エセロック event is more interesting than a normal event. ― 8/30 エセロック撲滅GIG will be your 10th gig. 10th already, I didn't have thought about anything yet, unless I have to. We are doing each GIG with a free feeling each time. Seiya: It's still the same style, we didn't change that after 10times. A I said something good? u: that's a cut (laugh) ― Please give some enthusiasm for this tour. u: At the moment I leave my home for a tour. We always play GIG's on a different stage. recently I get really irritated about lot's of things. Because I'm selfish. Seiya: So this goes together with selfishness u: So everyone, will stay with my selfishness until the very end. ― It is a good companion. Seiya: Thanks to Gucchi, this theme is not "Tanabata" but "Gucchi" ― Gucchi? u: Without Gucci there was no KLACK. That's why those who dislike us will bear a grudge against "Gucchi".

A shocking jacket photo, appearance of KAIKI appearance, simultaneous multiple GIG's and at 7/28 they will stand finally on the main stage. Following from the first gig at a clothing shop and also simultaneous multiple GIG's at SM clubs? For their always heretical action, the support from the readers are expanding rapidly. But U says: communication is the only important thing, all other doesn't matter. KLACK's story has just to start yet. The future may clears out the confusion! ― The release date of the first single is getting close, I would like to hear the main story behind this piece. seiya: Yoroshiku onegaishimasu ― It has a very surprising jacket. It points to the Iraq hostages incident. Seiya: How do you feel about this topic? KAIKI: What do you mean? Seiya shows the CD jacket to KAIKI, "This Jacket". ※KAIKI is EX-ROUAGE, EX-solei. KAIKI: I can't imagine it. Even in my long life in bands I can't imagine. Seiya: What are you doing now? KAIKI: I'm doing business. Seiya: Aren't you the boss of Nagoya? KAIKI: I'm the boss of various business now. SEIYA: so, you are avoiding paying debts? KAIKI: Well u: How much? KAIKI: About 100 million Seiya: It's boss like, still wanting avoiding depths. u: Please think about a way. KAIKI Let's stop talking about it. The topic is different, It's the jacket. (Here, [Sorry I'm late] Masaya joins in) Seiya: so, Masaya, what you think Masaya: It's nice, no, I'm sorry, I don't get it at all. Seiya: Something to[What do you think of the jacket?]. Please answer. Or such as [Kasumasa also acts as a terrorist]... u: Seems his company found out. But the ladies in General Affairs told him he was amazing. Seiya: We gotta stop this before he gets cocky (laugh) Masaya: Um, I've just been looking around restlessly since I got here. Seiya: So, just say something Masaya: That incident was fake. So it would be interesting to imitate it Seiya: huh? Masaya: I'm talking about the jacket Seiya: Oh, I see everyone: laughing Seiya: It's fake inside fake. Maysaya: Why are the terrorist wearing sneakers? u: btw, where is Iraq? seiya: Next to Iran Takeru: it's not India? u: The style is more Indian-like. Masaya: More importantly wasn't that woman raped by the criminal? Or is it more right to say she was with the criminal?" Seiya: That hasn't come out. But she seemed to love cute young boys. boys from about 15 years old. I saw a kissing photo. With a boy in Iraq. Also mouth to mouth kissing. Eyes closed. Creepy. u: She was making a face like Seiya's old ass mom Seiya: That's child sexual abuse. u: So in the end she went to kiss them? Masaya: The younger brother of the hostage's family laughed about it. Didn't he say "Apologize to the children of Iraq"? Seiya: "Do something for the children of Japan instead of the children of Iraq." We're still underage. Best regards! Masaya: You'll have to kiss that hag to get something from her. Seiya: I'm sorry. Previous statement is withdrawn. Takeru: But, if you have nothing to do with war, you shouldn't go. u: Wasn't it a journey to find herself? Takeru: I feel like I get it. Seiya: eh? are you at the ally side? Takeru. Not at all. It's not the reason. Seiya: Impatient... Everyone: much laughter Takeru: Indoors Bazooka, stinks like a lie. ― But there is also a Bazooka on KLACK's jacket? Takeru: At the time of shooting we used a pneumatic. Seiya: It was a synthesized bazooka of Gundam. ― Do you like Gundam? Masaya: It's old Seiya: They sell it in Akiharaba. Although I've never been to Akihabara. Masaya: Well, for such reason wouldn't it be interesting to let it appear on the jacket? ― Thank you for your precious story. btw, sound is important, but isn't there are a mistake in the guitar intro? Seiya: You got it right, my hand slipped out. Masaya: That's honest. Seiya: It was a nice mistake, so it would be a waste to fix it. Masaya: Now days it can be repaired easy with a machine. However something bad can be nice too. u: Being told "you're the world's worst vocalist" is my pride. It's really gold to be the worst vocalist of all time. 'Cause there's endless good vocalists. Seiya: Well, to practice music in the shadows isn't cool too. It's like doing karaoke. Takeru: To get better you need to practice hard to be praised, as a vocalist you use a piano to get better. A vocalist can sing a song good, however a piano cannot make rock music sound good. Seiya: The piano and vocals of the first rock bands were faggy and worthless. Well, we're worthless too. Masaya: Yes, we still want to convey our thoughts. But it cannot transmitted properly. A kind of "twist" of reality should come inside the heart. u sings desperately and we also play desperately our instrument. Maybe there is something like a cry of the heart inside? ―Yes, it's that deep. u: I think it's natural. Takeru: It's our way to convey thoughts. Masaya: This single, everyone said to have enough time for it, but the truth is that all members didn't had enough time, so we created it out of desperation. But it is the meaning of [This is how we are] also [I want to show it raw] so, I didn't want to repair it. Takeru: yes, and the result of various discussions "Probably, except us, all bands would fix it" Seiya: a bit of "I want to let it look good" or "I want to look good" that's kind of a stupidness feeling. Masaya: u-san only sung the song 2 times, because it didn't go well, by giving up at the start, and not singing it once more the same way, is also a reason why the song is out of sync. It sounds a bit trance-y. ― It is kind of strange feeling. Masaya: But it is accidental produced by a twist. Seiya: Well said, really good words ― The lyrics are also amazing u: I saw the news, and created the lyrics properly. Seiya: Beard is laden (Bin Laden) Glasses is Kim (Kim Jong-Il) ― It's a part of the lyrics of a song. u: and [Seike] is the private life of Masaya. Seiya: Masaya does like such things? Masaya: I'm not interested in such thing at all. u: Don't hide it. [Japanese Standard] is about the habit of Japanese people. Seiya: I still love the sentence: "But still, I can't hate the Iraqis" I really had to laugh after reading the lyrics. u: You must accept that line. ― It's amazing to say that Hideki Tojo will save Japan. u: If you ask around [Who was the past Japanese prime minister] it's said that he was the best. Then war was started by accident, started by the Prime Minister of that time. So I came up with this. ― The add of last month's issue is amazing, isn't? They said that there was also a complaint from the prime minister? Masaya: It's a person who claims to be the prime minister. Because it seems that the caller was a woman, anyhow it seemed to be a claim of an anti-war organization. ― eh? Anti-war organization? u: It's unknown. Seiya: But we didn't do anything, it was just a complain, So I will just forget it. I dislike them. ― What kind of complain did the anti-war organization say? u: Well... because they're shit, right?" Seiya: Roughly it's. Making a fuss over the war of such a far-off place. Whichever. Such kind of thing. Masaya: Is it not humanitarian or something? Seiya: humanitarian? I hate that word. Reeks of hypocrisy. Masaya: Demonstrations cause traffic jams. Seiya: My car is a Mitsubishi, I don't know when it's blowing up, I'm sorry. But there's no demonstrations in our hometown. Even so, I live at the countryside, so I won't be stuck... Masaya: Seiya's car was moved away with tow. Seiya: Because of Mitsubishi and the anti-war group everyone: big laugh Takeru: Parents wave the flag together with the kids of the anti-war organization Masaya: eh, you saw? Takeru: It's on the HP. But it's a really cute kid. u: Those guys of neighborhood are skillful. We have to follow them. Takeru: I could not help to not read the HP. Especially the story of a human shield. It's Dragon Quest, defence is 0. Seiya: Of course the attack power is also 0. u: It should have been bombed. Masaya: Anyway, there are various things, but even if you care about it, it can't be helped. u: I mean, we do not expect anything of the world, to throw away a life. There is absolutely no margin to not care about the surroundings. For me its just an important story and all other things doesn't matter. So, now the flyer is the revolving door of Roppongi Hills. Takeru: Revolving door to destroy? ― So there are the lyrics came from. Seiya: That's right ― btw, this cure comes out near the Simultaneous multiple GIG's dates Masaya: Physically it's hard to move to the first floor and the second floor. However, if it can conveyed by a certain thought, which can't be naturally plainly without being eager "It's okay". Seiya: If you speak nice with your mouth, you sound like Johnny's = Gay. Masaya: Therefore, I'm not Johnny or Gay at all! ― Anyway. i'm looking foward to it, also to some of the events. Seiya: On the sale date and also today, I took the PV with me to NHK asking "please play it", however they refused politely, so I thought there wouldn't be an event. Masaya: I guess, if you don't pay a fee, NHK won't air it. Takeru: There isn't a penaltiy provision of the law if you wouldn't pay. Seiya: Then why? u: We could ask KAIKI now. Seiya: It's my TV. I don't have one at home. Masaya: KAIKI do you have any thoughts? KAIKI: Don't suddenly pass the buck to me. How the hell would I know. Anyway is this really an interview?" ― It's always like this. First I was turned off, but people are always keeping up appearances, right? But these guys will say anything without concealing a thing. It's pretty exciting now, to the point where I look forward to interviewing them. KAIKI: Hm. Maybe I was putting on airs in interviews up until now. But being frank will get things across the best. It was interesting to listen. Feels like I got some courage myself. Please rush more and more from now on. ― Coincidentally this time, KAIKI visited the editorial department and told us joyful and interesting stories. Well please tell us a final word about the single. u: Were the Kintetsu Buffaloes popular?

KLACK CURE 35 again kanji thanks to @peffy I share my own raw English translation tomorrow, I'll hope if I post my translation that some of you can filter out some mistakes. But for now happy reading the Japanese version. This interview is a bit more on topic but still much out of topic too. However really fun to read. Which makes me over again and over again sad that this band isn't around anymore since October 2008. (>_<)/ But u-san didn't change a bit through the years at all, he is still the same. 常に我が道を進むバンドKLACK。∀NTI FEMINISM との共同イベント 「エセロック撲滅GIG」の東名阪ツアー「FUCK & DESTROY」を 敢行する事が決定した。ついに大阪、名古屋にまで飛び火した 「エセロック撲滅GIG」この勢いは止まる事を知らない。 今回はメンバーの変わった一面が見える貴重な話も聞けた。 ―　今回のテーマは「七夕」なんですが。何かありますか？ 聖也:　俺とuが共通してビックリしたのが昌亜が高校時代の時に両手に女を連れて歩いてるのを見たな。しかも二人とも手を繋いでた。 昌亜:　全然憶えてない。 u　何してるって聞いたら、どっちが決めるのが可哀想だから二人ともって言ってた。 烈　俺は高２の時、昌亜に手を繋がれた。 ―　テーマは七夕なんですが… 聖也　オリモノとヒコボシ！！ 一同　（笑） u　短冊に願い事を書いて叶うなら何の苦労もいらない。 昌亜　そうそう。 ―　もし願い事をするなら？ 聖也　お金が欲しい。 u　願いが叶いませんように。俺は何より人の不幸が好きだから、願いが叶って人が幸せになると腹が立つ。 ―　昌亜さんは？ u　昌亜は女と手を繋ぎたい。 一同　（笑） 昌亜　俺も金かな。 聖也　かぶってんじゃねーか！！ 昌亜　どうしても金が欲しい。 u　昌亜に金の話をしたら暗くなるからな。 聖也　この間ひったくりを考えてたもんな（笑） ―　烈さんの願いは？ 烈　バンドが売れて人気がでたらいいなぁ…。 一同　…シカト。 ―　話題を変えて。そういえばエセロック撲滅GIGで初となる東名阪ツアー「FUCK & DESTROY」を行うそうですが。 昌亜:　エセロックは最初は１回きりのGIGだったんだけど、アンチと盛り上がって、エセロックに出演してる√eightとも仲良くなって、一緒にやってるうちに３バンドで廻ろうってなった。 u:　東京だけじゃなくて、大阪、名古屋にもエセロックが多いから、それを全部ぶっ壊しに行こうかなって。 ―　では、今までのエセロックとは違って対バンも地元のバンドを中心に集めるんですか？ 聖也:　多分まだやったこと無いバンドとやると思う。 ―　一緒にやってみたいバンドとかいますか？ 聖也:　まぁ、やってみたい奴がいても、そいつ等は俺達とやりたくないみたいな（笑）。 u:　一緒に廻るアンチと√eightはやってみたいというより、その人達から何かを盗みたい。俺達よりすごいバンドだから。 聖也:　盗めるものが沢山ある。 u:　まぁこの２バンドには内緒だけど。 昌亜:　思いっ切り言ってるけど（笑）。 ―　仲の良い３バンドで廻るわけなんですが、今回のツアーでライブ以外の楽しみは有りますか？ 聖也:　お好み焼き、たこ焼き、手羽先…。 烈:　全部食いものだな。 昌亜:　あんま他のバンド関係ない事だね。 聖也:　いや皆で食べたい（笑）。 ―　他に何かしたいこと有りますか？ u:　もっと交流を深めて、さっきも言ったけど盗めるものは全部盗む。 聖也:　でも本当に一番したいことはS●Xだろ。 u:　そりゃ各地の女とはS●Xをどうしてもしたい。 一同:　（笑） ―　烈さんは？ 烈:　地元のバンドと交流を深めて各地でライブが出来る様になればいいな。 ―　他に楽しみは？ 烈:　それはシークレットだよ。 u:　夜には烈の火の鳥が出るからな。 ―　火の鳥って何ですか？ 烈:　シークレットだよ。 一同:　（笑） 聖也:　俺も知らねえ。 昌亜:　超秘密主義。 ―　今回のツアーを皮切りに、今後エセロック撲滅GIGが、全国展開するという事は考えてるんですか？ u:　まぁライブハウスに嫌がられるバンドなんで、出れる場所が３カ所位しかないからな。 聖也:　まぁやれる場所が有れば何処でも良いんだけどな。前は服屋とかSMクラブでもやってたし、GIGが出来るなら場所は選ばない。 u:　聖也はギターヘタだし、何のギター使っても、どんな場所でやっても関係ないからな。 聖也:　俺は天才肌だから練習しなくても勝手に上手くなるんだよ。 一同:　（笑）。 聖也:　俺がスピリッツを出すとヘタになる。 ―　どういう事ですか？ 聖也　精神面を全面に出すと反比例して一気に演奏がヘタになる…ぺ●ス。 昌亜　頭おかしい奴じゃん！！　意味わかんねえよ。 一同　（笑）。 ―　今回、昌亜さんが裸で女性の下着を着けてるフライヤーを見せてもらったんですが、また凄いですね。 昌亜:　軽い私服。 聖也:　これが彼の本当の姿なんだよ、心の表れかな。 ―　このフライヤーはどんな意味合いがあるんですか？ 昌亜:　言っちゃうと面白くない。 聖也:　この写真を撮ってた人は勃起してたしな（笑）。 ―　普通の常識じゃ考えないですよね。 聖也:　確実にひくな。 昌亜:　これにひく意味がわからん。自然じゃん。 一同:　（笑） ―　昌亜さんはそういう趣味をお持ちなんですか（笑）？ 聖也:　そう！ 昌亜:　なんでお前が答える。 聖也:　飲み屋に行くと必ず足を触ってくるからな。 昌亜:　それとこれは違う！！ u:　北朝鮮に行ったとき、朝起きたら真っ裸で煙草吸ってたな。さわやかにおはようとか言って。とにかく昌亜は脱ぎたがる。 昌亜:　開放的になりたいだけ。 一同:　（笑） 聖也:　ホテルで同じ部屋の時があって、その時も真っ裸だったな。「聖也見て」って、おっぴろげてた（笑）。 昌亜:　それはない！！ u:　そういえば最近、昌亜は烈の家によく遊びに行くよな。 聖也:　そうだ、しかも俺達知らなかったし。 ―　烈さんは何して、遊んでるんですか？ 烈:　…。 昌亜:　ちょっと言えないよな。烈と技の研究をしてるんだよ、火の鳥とか。 ―　？？？　では次のお話に行きますね。エセロック撲滅GIGも6月23日で9回目になりますが自分達の中で変化は見えますか？ 昌亜:　それは毎回あるな。いつも対バンも違うし、あんまり交流は無いけど、俺達の中では仲良くなったつもりなんで常に変化はある。 烈:　俺は精神的には自分の伝えたい事は変わらないんだけど、他のバンドを見てると自分より凄いと思うし、そういう部分を自分の中で消化し自分なりの形で吐き出すようにしてるな。 聖也:　普通のイベントよりエセロックはおもしろいな。 ―　8月30日のエセロック撲滅GIGでちょうど10回目になりますが。 u:　10回目だから、何か有るとか何かしないと的な事は一切考えてない。俺達は毎回気持ちを込めてGIGをやってるからな。 聖也:　俺達は1回目も10回目も変わらず同じスタイルなんだよ。あっ何か俺、良いこと言った？ u:　これはカットだな（笑）。 ―　ツアーの意気込みをお願いします。 u:　家を出た瞬間からツアーだよ。俺達はステージ以外でも常にGIGなんだ。あと最近本当にムカツク事が多いんだよ。俺、ワガママだから。 聖也:　こっちはそのワガママに付き合ってる。 u:　そう皆、最後まで俺のワガママに付き合ってくれる。 ―　良い仲間ですね。 聖也:　グッチのお陰だな、今回のテーマは「七夕」じゃなく「グッチ」。 ―　グッチ？ u:　グッチがいなかったらKLACKはなかった。だから俺等を嫌いな奴は「グッチ」を恨め。

Interview translation has been checked by @cvltic The guys are really joking a lot, totally going out of topic. Kanji thanks to @peffy 衝撃のジャケ写、KAIKI氏登場、同時多発GIG、7・28彼らは遂に表舞台へ。 服屋でのファーストGIGに続いて、今度はSMクラブでの同時多発GIG？ 常に異端である彼らの行動に、読者の支持は急速に拡大。しかしuは言う。 「伝える事だけが重要で他の事は全てどうでもいい」 まだ始まったばかりのKLACKストーリー。混乱の先にこそ、未来は訪れるのかも知れない！ ―　いよいよ間近に迫ったシングル発売。今回は、この事を中心にお話を聞きたいと思います。よろしくお願いします。 聖也:　よろしくお願いします。 ―　ジャケット驚きましたよ。あれってイラクの人質事件ですよね。 聖也:　その辺はどうですかKAIKIさん。 KAIKI:　なんて言えばいいの。 （「これがジャケですよ」とKAIKI氏にジャケットを見せる聖也。※KAIKIさんとは、元ルアージュ、元ソレイユ代表のKAIKI氏） KAIKI:　僕じゃ考えられません。僕の長いバンド人生でも考えられません。 聖也:　今何してるんですか？ KAIKI:　営業やってます。 聖也:　名古屋のボスじゃないんですか？ KAIKI:　今は営業のボスだよ。色々あってね。 聖也:　えっ、借金踏み倒しとかやったんですか？ KAIKI:　まあね。 u:　どれくらいですか？ KAIKI:　1億くらい。 聖也:　さすがボスです。また踏み倒して欲しい。 u:　考えてくださいよ。やりかた。 KAIKI:　細かい話はやめようぜ。話題が違うだろう、ジャケの話だよね。 （ここで、「すいません遅れました」と、昌亜が途中参加） 聖也:　で、昌亜はどう思うの？ 昌亜:　それでいいです。いや、ごめんなさい、全くわからないです。 聖也:　「ジャケットについてどう思いますか？」みたいな事だよ。答えろよ。小ネタとかあるじゃん。「カズマサも犯人役で出てるんだ」とか…。 u:　あいつ会社にバレたらしいぜ。でも総務のおばさん達に「凄い」って言われてるんだって。 聖也:　じゃあ調子に乗らないようにシメとかないとね（笑）。 昌亜:　あのー、おれさっきからキョロキョロするしか出来ないんだけど。 聖也:　じゃあ、何か言えよ。 昌亜:　あの事件ってヤラセなんでしょ。だから真似したら面白いかなって。 聖也:　へ？ 昌亜:　ジャケの話です。 聖也:　あ、そうか。 一同:　（笑） 聖也:　ヤラセの中のヤラセじゃん。 昌亜:　「なんで犯人はスニーカー履いてんだ」みたいな。 u:　ところでイラクってどこなの？ 聖也:　イランの横。 烈:　インドじゃないの？ u:　カッコはインドっぽいよね。 昌亜:　それよりあの女って犯人に犯られてんじゃないの？　いや「犯人と出来てる」って言う方が正解か？ 聖也:　出てこないしねー。でも美少年好きらしいよ。15歳くらいの。俺キスしてる写真見たよ。イラクの少年と。しかも口と口。目つぶったりしてさ。気持ち悪。 u:　あいつ聖也ん家のババアみたいな顔してるんだよね。 聖也:　あれじゃ子供達に対する性的虐待だよ。 u:　結局キスしに行ったんじゃない？ 昌亜:　人質家族の弟も笑ったよね。「イラクの子供達にあやまれ」だっけ？ 聖也:　「イラクの子供達より日本の子供達になんかしてくれよ」っての。俺らもまだ未成年だしさ。「ヨロシク」って！ 昌亜:　なんかしてもらうって、あのババアとキスしなきゃいけないよ。 聖也:　すいません。前言撤回です。 烈:　でも、何も戦争やってるとこなんかに行かなきゃいいのにね。 u:　自分探しの旅なんじゃない？ 烈:　俺わかる気がする。 聖也;　えっ？　お前あいつらの味方かよ？ 烈:　ありえねー。そんな訳ないじゃん。 聖也:　あせったー。 一同:　（大笑い） 烈:　室内でバズーカってのも、ウソ臭いよね。 ―　でもKLACKのジャケもバズーカ使ってますよね？ 烈:　撮影の時は空気入れです。 聖也:　ガンダムのバズーカを合成したんだよ。 ―　ガンダム好きなの？ 昌亜:　古いですよ。 聖也:　て言うか秋葉にしか売ってねーよ。俺、秋葉行ったことねーんだけどさ。 昌亜:　まぁ、そういう訳で面白そうかなってジャケにしたんですよ。 ―　貴重なお話ありがとうございます。ところで肝心の音の方なんですけどイントロのギター間違ってません？ 聖也:　よく分かりましたね。手がすべっちゃいました。 昌亜:　正直だね。 聖也:　でもせっかく間違えたんだから直すのもったいないんで。 昌亜:　今は機械が発達してるから、みんな上手く聞こえるように直すでしょ。でも下手な方が伝わる場合もあると思うんですよ。 u:　「世界で1番下手なボーカル」って言われるのが俺にとってのプライド。過去も含めて現在までで1番下手なボーカリストになったら勲章じゃん。上手いのなんていくらでもいるんだから。 聖也:　てゆうより、影でうまくなろうと、歌の練習してる姿がダサい。カラオケ教室みたい。 烈:　一生懸命練習して上手くなって誉められるってのは声楽家とかピアノ弾きとかでしょ。声楽家なんて歌が上手いだけだし、ピアノなんて俺らの言うロックにはなんの役にも立たない。 聖也:　第一ロックバンドにはピアノも声楽も「オカマ」くさくて価値ないじゃん。て言うか俺らも価値ないけど。 昌亜:　そう、それでも俺らは人一倍思いだけは伝えたいんですよ。でもちゃんとできないから伝わらない。そんな所に思いと現実の「ねじれ」が起きてきて、だからuは必死で歌うし俺らも必死で楽器を鳴らす。そこには心の叫びみたいな物があると思わない？ ―　うーん深いですね。 u:　俺はあたりまえだと思う。 烈:　俺らの考えた思いを伝える方法。 昌亜:　シングルだって、みんな余裕っぽく言ってるけど、本当は全員全く余裕なしで、必死で作りましたよ。でも「これが俺たちです」っていうか「生のままの姿をみせたいな」ってなって、だから直すとかは嫌で…。 烈:　そう、色々話し合った結果「多分俺ら以外のバンドは全部直すだろう」って。 聖也:　少しでも「よく見せたい」とか「よく見られたい」とかそういう感情がダサいよ。 昌亜:　歌で言うとuは全部2回歌ってるんだけど、上手くいくはずないから、最初からあきらめて同じように歌おうとしていない。だから歌がずれてるんですよ。でもそこが、トランスっぽく聞こえてくるんですよ。 ―　なんか不思議な感じですよね。 昌亜:　ねじれが生み出した偶然の産物です。 聖也:　上手く言った。さすが口が上手い。 ―　歌詞の方もびっくりですよね。 u:　ニュースを見て適当に作ったんだけど…。 聖也:　ヒゲがラディンでメガネがキムさんだよ。 ―　歌いだしの部分ですよね。 u:　あと「Seike」は昌亜の私生活。 聖也:　昌亜はあーいうの好きなの？ 昌亜:　まったく興味ない。 u:　隠すなよ。「JAPANESE STANDARD」は日本人の習性。 聖也:　俺はやっぱり「それでもイラクの人達が嫌いになれないんです」ってとこ好きだね。歌詞見た時大笑い。 u:　あのセリフは貰いだろ。 ―　東條英機が日本を救うってのも凄いですよね。 u:　周りに「昔の日本の総理大臣って誰がいる？」って聞いて1番響きが良かったんで。そしたら偶然戦争やった時の総理大臣だった。だからこれも貰い。 ―　先月号の広告とかも凄いですよね。首相からもクレームが来たと聞きましたが？ 昌亜:　あれは、首相を名乗る人ですよ。だって電話の主が女だったらしいし、それよりも反戦団体からたくさん来るんですよクレームが。 ―　えっ？　反戦団体？ u:　意味不明だよ。 聖也:　でも、俺らからは何もしてないのに、文句言われたんだから、やり返します。俺はあいつらが嫌いになりました。 ―　なんで反戦団体がクレーム言うんでしょうね？ u:　さぁ…クソだからじゃないですか？ 聖也:　大体ダセーんだよな。あんな遠いところの戦争なんかで大騒ぎして。どっちでもいいじゃん。そんな事。 昌亜:　人道的にとかじゃないの？ 聖也:　人道？　その言葉大嫌い。偽善者の匂いがプンプンする。 昌亜:　デモ行進とか渋滞の元だよね。 聖也:　俺の車なんて三菱製だからいつ火吹くか分かんないのに、たまんねーよ。てか俺らの地元ではデモないんだけどね。それにあっても田舎だから渋滞にならないけど…。 昌亜:　聖也の車レッカー移動されたんだよね。 聖也:　三菱と反戦団体のせいだよ。 一同:　（爆笑） 烈:　親が反戦団体の子供って一緒に旗とか振ってんの。 昌亜:　えっ見たの？ 烈:　HPでね。でもカワイイんだよその子。 u:　あいつら、その辺のやり方は巧妙だよね。俺らも見習わなきゃ。 烈:　でもHP読んだけど、どうしようもなかったよ。特に人間の盾の話とか。ドラクエだったら防御力0だよ。 聖也:　もちろん攻撃力も0でーす。 u:　爆撃されればよかったのに。 昌亜:　とにかく、色んな事があるんだけど、そんな事気にしててもしょうがないよ。 u:　て言うか俺ら世の中には何も期待してないし、人生だって捨ててるし、周りを気にしてる余裕なんてまったくない。俺にとっては伝える事だけが重要で他の事は全てどうでもいい。だから今のフライヤーは六本木ヒルズの回転扉だしね。 烈:　回転扉はデストロイだろ？ ―　あの歌詞はそこからなんですね。 聖也:　それしかないじゃん。 ―　ところで、Cureが出る頃には終わってるんですけど同時多発GIGって？ 昌亜:　物理的には1階と2階への移動がかなり大変なんですよ。でも気負わないでありのままに、自然体で今あるやりきれない思いを少しでも伝えれると「いいかな」と。 聖也:　口でするのが上手いね。ジャニーズ＝ゲイみたいな…。 昌亜:　だから俺はジャニーズでもゲイでもないよ。 ―　それも楽しみなんだけどいくつかイベントにもでるんですよね。 聖也:　丁度発売日の今日も俺らPV持って「かけてくれ」ってNHK行ったんだけど、丁重に断られて、だからイベントとかしかないなと思って。 昌亜:　やっぱ受信料払わないとNHK出れないのかな？ 烈:　あれ払わなくても法律上罰則規定がないんだよ。 聖也:　なんでそんなこと知ってんの？ u:　今KAIKIさんが言ったじゃん。 聖也:　俺んちTVねーよ。つーか家がねーよ。 昌亜:　KAIKIさんはどう思います？ KAIKI:　いきなり振るなよ。俺、分かんねーよ。て言うよりこれ本当にインタビューなんですか？ ―　いつもこの調子なんですよ。最初は引いたりとかあったんですけど多くの人は、色々取り繕うじゃないですか。でも彼らは包み隠さず何でも言うから。今では刺激があって、インタビューの日が待ち遠しい位ですよ。 KAIKI:　んー。僕が今まで受けたインタビューはその通りカッコをつけてたかも知れないですね。でも、包み隠さず言う事が1番相手に伝わるんでしょうね。聞いてて面白いですよ。僕も勇気を貰った感じですね。これからもっともっと突っ走ってほしいですね。 ―　今回は偶然、編集部にKAIKI氏がいらっしゃった事もあって飛び入り参加して貰い興味深いお話も聞けました。では最後にシングルについて一言。 u:　「近鉄バッファローズ」って売れたの？

It's such bad year for you! (>_<)

I'm really curious. I only understand a few words. But I hope someone can tell me what they are say. At least it's something about E.T / E.T Hiro

ah come on.. another hiroki band who will disband

I hope you share some of these ^^

yes, because of calmando qual I think.

Wow　sounds much as acid black cherry hahaha XD

Album is called: (描心) Bjorshin Full tracklist: 1. Introduction 2. 13 3. Seaside Suiside 4. Starlight 5. ExplicitLast Days 6. Exposure (Rebuild) 7. #219111 8. Cicada and Applecandy 9. Elegy of Gunshot (Rebuild) 10. Thorny Shrub 11. Mellow (Rebuild) 12. Sound Melting in the Needle 13. ExplicitSecond Hand of the Reminiscence 14. Worldend Can be bought at the itunes store (world wide): https://itunes.apple.com/jp/album/miao-xin/id1187708132?l=en It's only €/$12,99 So let's get an new itunes card Also can be checked at spotify

Well

such big fuzz about weed. get it (semi) legal Japan!! to bad that he has to leave the band. but well thats Japan.

he blocked my news twitter because I shared news/live reports about SW bands which was written by a Japanese news/live reporter. XD (I don't know since when, I did notice it this week) so, yeah his hate his big!!!! but yes it's funny (#^.^#) but this isn't about kiwi. as said before. don't be afraid as so long you aren't an big uploader. so happy downloading. just keep secret what you download.

As so long they don't know where you live it doesn't matter. I can't upload anything from Starwave, because kiwi hates me to much and he has my address. so I'm fuckt if he throws in a lawyer. But still for him it's impossible to know if I did download something legal or illegal.

mm... well shit whats on itunes is kinda licensed but since most vkei music isn't available that way. And still... I think they only search for the BIG uploaders only.

then nobody has to fear something. At least, nobody was in the news for being in jail or need to pay high sum of money... because of DL.

is Germany really that strickt? o.o

I really don't get why there are so less people who love this band?! I got the new single and I really think it's an amazing single. So I really wonder what they are lacking for people?! In Japan they have a bunch of fans so what they are lacking for oversea fans?

* DEVIZE and Merry badend are doing one more ONEMAN in Nagoya in a bigger hall * Nostradamnz will finally release their first full album and a ONEMAN gig. At the day I'm in Japan. (lol dream on) * KLACK will return for one DAY on the stage. * Acid Black Cherry will disband and Janne Da Arc will return for a limited time. * Kiwamu will lose all his bands on his label just like ROCKSTAR RECORDS because of a big scandal. * E.T will finally come with a full ablum (okay that really finally gonna happen I think...) * XAA-XAA will disband no matter how many fans they have. * DEZERT will disband because of a nice drugs scandal. * Of course again a random band nobody cares for will go to Europe. * Sweet x Home will finally come with a damn great album and finally people will notice how amazing they actually are. And the rest, well people kinda already wrote those shizzel.

woa thats a freaking change o.o

ah.. now I do get what those locked twitter screenshots where about which I saw on twitter XD well hope it get solved somehow. 2016... it's so much fun so much scandals etc.

another 2 has been added ^^

Oh thanks for that tracklist link! Yes, same for me. I see also many gray tracks.