masked salarymen kei mysterious new band "RYMAN in BLACK Co., Ltd." has formed

[suji 8317]

mysterious new band "RYMAN in BLACK Co., Ltd." has formed and they will debut in January 2020, where they will distribute their first single, "食堂のおばちゃんに恋をした / 社畜"! The songs' respective PVs can be viewed below.

 

[tracklist]

1.食堂のおばちゃんに恋をした

2. 社畜

 

Their second single "お茶くみOLがバンギャだった / リストラ怖い" will be released later

 

[tracklist]

1.お茶くみOLがバンギャだった

2.リストラ怖い

 

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OHP

 

 

[suji 8317]

More on their amazing history/backstory: they first formed in November 28, 2008 as "Black Co., Ltd" with their first "president", until he "disappeared" in 2018 after an "investigation by the NTA" and was replaced by a second "president" at the "secretary's" recommendation. This "company livestock band" was then later formed under its current name by "workers who couldn't stand the stress of work".

 

Amazing.

 

vocalist /president (joined 2018)

 

Guitarist (joined 2012)

 

Bassist(?) (joined 2014)

 

Drummer (original member, joined 2008)

[nekkichi 6043]

24 minutes ago, suji said:

vocalist /president (joined 2018)

sis wyd wtf is this look what the hell

 

I'm mildly surprised they had funds for two videos (both shot with iphone it seems), but we already have zicross giving us cringe-kei without half of the clownery those guys are pulling

 

I'm mildly shook they bothered coming up w. an elaborate lie about their alleged 10+ music making narrative bc. this shit sounds on the same level insipid as any other bored kabukicho fuckboi side-hustle project out there

Edited September 12, 2019 by nekkichi

[Nighttime Jae 238]

Dat autotune though, I cannot :')

 

I don't like to drag new bands for the sake of being sassy but... whoa. Just whoa.

Edited September 12, 2019 by Nighttime Jae

[zetork 1778]

The channel of youtube it has videos of

針槐 / ハリエンジュ Halienju 😱

 

But 2nd vocal Habaki is now in Geomatrium 

 

Maybe is 1st Vocal Chihiro?? 

 

 

Edited September 12, 2019 by zetork

[zetork 1778]

vocal/President (◎∀◎)
(joined 2018) 
Guit/General Manager (⑪ω⑪)
(joined 2012)
Bass/Manager (●血●)
(joined 2014)
Dr/ヒラ Hira??? (○ё○) 
(original member, joined 2008)

[zetork 1778]

It reminds me of the sound and voice of the VAIOS band 😅🙃🙄

[Depresso 1]

Seems kinda interesting but also wtf is up with their music videos. I really hope they aren't sticking with that autotune.

[sutululu 26]

THE RUSTY RED DOOR ATTACKS AGAIN

 

 

btw anybody knows where it is?

[Aferni 2381]

Why are there Halienju vids on that c- HOLY SHIT ITS ZEALFLY LMAOOOOOOOIOOO

[zaa_zaa 208]

I like how they bought 12k views and managed to get only 20 likes.

[ShTon 268]

I would really enjoy them if they didn't abuse autotune so much. Also totally not a fan of those masks. 

[patientZERO 1066]

They have a drummer, yet chose not to record drums for these songs, yet used bland programmed percussion. I'm starting to wonder if they even play any of their instruments, given how strong the synth and autotune was.

[suji 8317]

2 hours ago, zaa_zaa said:

I like how they bought 12k views and managed to get only 20 likes.

shady business practices

[zaa_zaa 208]

15 hours ago, suji said:

shady business practices

I guess that's what you call "a bad deal"

[Nowhere Girl 189]

23 hours ago, suji said:

shady business practices

Yeah, they probably bought those views. Depressing that anyone would stoop so low.

[suji 8317]

To everyone in the company,

 

Thank you very much for working with Black Company, of which RYMAN in BLACK Co., Ltd is a part of.

 

It has been determined that the first day of the company will be held at the Ikebukuro Blackhole venue on January 10, 2020. For coming to work on this day, all workers will receive a bonus payment in the form of a free CD, "食堂のおばちゃんに恋をした / 社畜". Details about opening times, corporate tax (drink fees), sponsoring companies (other performing bands), and tickets will be announced at a later date. It is encouraged that you prepare for the company song with seminars before your first visit. In order to avoid getting caught up in the Labor Standards Act, please do not as “business” but as “self-development”.

 

This is not the official translation, but rather a transcript of the company's announcement.

 

https://rymanbcl.jp/2019/10/01/始動出社は1-10金＠池袋blackhole！/