What is the first thing you say in the morning?

[YuyoDrift 1540]

I say a bunch of crap in the morning, but today it was:

"...... Ugghhhhh fuckin' A."

 

Followed by sitting at the side of my bed like this:

 

 

[saishuu 3220]

"Fuck, I didn't die in my sleep this time again."

[MaikoMizu 167]

Always get something to drink, always. Then do the normal bathroom routine.

[IGM_Oficial 1964]

"Shit, I still don't have money."

[Waru Chibi 142]

"5 more minutes" maybe XD

[YuyoDrift 1540]

Today, it was ".....ughhh...... shit....."

[suji 8317]

anal prolapse

[mahoujin 395]

"How much longer can I stay in bed without making myself late?" 

[chris 31]

usually i wake up and say out loud "fuuuuuuckkkkk, worrrrrkkkkkkkkkk". then if i realise it's actually my day off i'm pleased and get out of bed to enjoy my day off. if i realise i actually have work i go back to sleep and try to avoid work.

[Komorebi 2193]

I usually start my day with "ugh, if I don's shower I can sleep ten more minutes. Can I not shower?" if it's a work day or "I need to go" on any other day.

[beni 2149]

"Why can't I see?" / "QUICK TO MESSENGER, TO MESSENGER.

 

[Delkmiroph 1649]

Sometimes "More one day puratori"

 

normal way: OHH FUCK, WAKE UP AGAIN NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[SadMoomin 289]

"What should I eat today?" lmao

[YuyoDrift 1540]

This morning was

*big yawn**groan for a second*.........."fuck, man."

[Hakari 282]

Today was.... It's friday? sweet. about freakin time

[kukew 87]

Today I woke up coiled up in my coach, saw my bare legs hitted by the sunlight by wearing such really short shorts, then I sleepy cursed myself in Spanish like "Hija de su puta madre..." with a restless/drunklsh-imitating voice.

Edited October 29, 2016 by kukew

[Spectralion 394]

"What time is it?" 

[Eikazuya 3]

hm... I am still alive

 

[Fatal_Error_Race 4]

Every single morning , keep asking myself : "Why do you wake up again ?"
 

[Nikki-chan 0]

fuckshitdamn I overslept AGAIN. /goes back to sleep/

[pingpongdream 34]

It's such an irony, this sunny bright weather

[a11 11]

uuugh, fuck, it's already morning

[Pokasama 10]

"what day is it?!"  

[blackxbaccarat 6]

Today it was: "Fuck ... kill me, please."

[gekiai 231]

"But why tho"