I woke up in the most extreme and horrible pain.....

[Ro plz 1290]

I woke up in the most extreme and horrible pain I had and still have ever experienced. I could only take shallow breaths, even moving my hands sent me so much agony that my vision was blurring. I managed to use my knuckles to pinch my BF awake and barely whisper "911". I am beginning to come to terms with my own death. I'm pretty sure that something has ruptured and that I will be dead before I get help. I've got tears running down my face and I'm thinking about my mom, and how much I miss her. The EMT folks show up, strap me to a board, lug me down two flights of stairs and rush me to the ER. The doctor pushes on my gut and I finally let out a throat scratching scream. I was dizzy from the pain at this point and the pain is so unbearable that I don't even want to breath anymore. After sonograms and pain killers the doctor comes in to inform me that they couldn't see any of my organs on my sonogram. I AM FREAKING THE FUCK OUT. Where the fuck did my organs go?????

They couldn't see my organs because I was so full of gas. the doctor told me that sometimes severe gas can be more painful than an aneurism. He gave me something dissolvable, and a saline IV and I spent the next two hours farting in my room. And that is the story of my $15,000.00 fart.

[Valicious 572]

See ya later

[shiroihana 182]

u wot 

[beni 2149]

[Senedjem 510]

rest in power

[Biopanda 2675]

more like deFARTing mirite

[doombox 4421]

Bye, Felicia!

[Ro plz 1290]

Bye, Felicia!

See....this is what I'm talking about. 

 

I can't. Peace.

[CAT5 9075]

[beni 2149]

 

Bonus points for House GIF usage from me.

[Licio123 181]

nah nah. try harder.

[Aferni 2381]

Sad to see you go man, hope you can return sometime.

[Ro plz 1290]

I'm fightin who ever changed the topic name.

 

CAT, ZEUS?!!!

[kyoselflove 2680]

lulz

[beni 2149]

This is beautiful.

[Ro plz 1290]

This is so racist.

 

 

What have i done to deserve this?!

[Aferni 2381]

My sides are in pain

[Aferni 2381]

さよなら、 私は同性愛者です。 = Goodbye, I am gay........

 

さよなら、 私は同性愛者です。 = Goodbye, I am gay

 

 

 

I AM IN TEARS OMFG STOP LMAO

[doombox 4421]

[beni 2149]

The secret it out now.

Sayonara, The 'GAY' Stallion~

[Aferni 2381]

Why are you guys doin him like dis

[beni 2149]

This has and will be the best April Fools day joke to ever happen on MH. I can't. I'm crying.

[doombox 4421]

Ya'll know I'm screen capping the fuq outta this right? XD

[Aferni 2381]

I'm leaving bcuz you guys can't take the fact that I cry and fap to Sadie's "GANGSTA" album simultanesouly



DEAR LORD MY SIDES HAVE LEFT ORBIT

[beni 2149]

@The MAD Stallion will now fear ever putting up an actual leaving thread. Reverse trollin' powaa is over 9000.