Give a sentence meant to compel someone to try out one of your faves, but do an awful job at it.
Versailles: Japanese men in dresses pretending to be French vampires singing in English sometimes.
Merry: Ska, but like, sad.
Cali=/=gari: If the 80's came back to tell you "I fucked ur mom lol"
Jupiter: Versailles in space.
LuLu: Tone-deaf man lists medical terms in Japanese.
Dir en Grey: huurryguugjgugjh suuuuuiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKḞ͚͇̠̿͌̍U̸̡̻ͧ͌̆̄C̡̯̦̖ͪ̂̔K̵̡̺̤̩͙̟̗ͤͣͦͭ̐̀̒F̡̪͇͎̣̣̘͕̝̠̖͎͗͐ͫ͛́͌͋̈̇̕͟U̶̢͔̦̳̫̥̣͊̃ͨ͒̍̽̇̓̃͋̐̏ͨͣ̽ͮ̄͐͗̕͞͝C̸̡͇̫̦̠̖̣͓͖̥̲̪̞̘̠̱̄ͦ͐ͫ́̎̋͆ͯ́͜͡ͅK̴̨̝̳͉̙̳̰̺͓̙̝̣͋̿̆ͤ̌̌̀ͅ
D=sire: Feelings of love and regret recycled for 25 years.
Luzmelt: I'M A ROBOT AND MY PANTS ARE MIRRORS
BLOOD: When you're an asshole and have to get a new group of friends each school year in an effort to not sit alone at lunch.
Metronome: **SOUNDS OF DIAL-UP MODEM**
Rentrer en Soi: The musical equivalent of a t-shirt that says "I'm turning my puff into tuff."
Deshabillz: Social commentary on the averse effects of narcissism on the human psyche, the push and pull of the ego and id, and a grotesque pin-up of internalized desire left to the wayside for the stronger influences of conformist nothingness.