For Christmas I want my boss under the tree, with a big ribbon on his head and I wanna look him straight in the eye and tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sacks of monkey shit he is. Hallelujah holy shit. Wheres the Tylenol? lol that movie is gold