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Patient: Versailles and Phantasmagoria

Diagnosis: Bands that suck and need to die

Prescription: Disband.

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^lol : FYI Phantasmagoria already did.

Patient: ???

Diagnosis: Moved to probably the shittiest label in the world, and now they are dressed like clowns.

Prescription: Quit that label, and go find another one, then you'll be all good, and won't be a copy of shitty SuG (at least appearence-wise).

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Guest o hai itz will

FYI JonJon: No, they're back together.

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FYI JonJon: No, they're back together.
Dude they did, Kisaki already announced at the beginning of this year that it was only a limited time reunion because every member has their own project. Inartistic could verify that.

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Guest o hai itz will

They released material rather recently, haven't they?

and on that note: if they have disbanded...good riddance

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Phantasmagoria disbanded 2010-04-06 at their final live. This was also the live where Kisaki released information about ? -the end of corruption world-. Any place that says otherwise hasn't updated.

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Patient: NoGoD

Diagnosis: Terrible singing at live; No live DVD's; No more remaking of old and screamy songs; NO SCREAMS

Prescription: Screams and balls

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Patient: Takeru of SuG

Diagnosis: Ducky voice and making crappy poppy-beat songs

Prescription: Let SuG's members find a new vocalist, and kick Takeru's ass to a farm which has a lot of ducks ^ ^"

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Patient: VAJRA, Sadie, all those otehr 'Baby's first br00tal' bands

Diagnosis: Shit

Prescription: Go away forever

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Patient: BUNNEIES

Diagnosis: Looking like every other oshareshit band

Prescription: Stop, even though you haven't started yet. You wont make it anyway.

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Guest 膣分泌液
Patient: BUNNEIES

I never even heard of that band... D:
Just wait for a member to die.

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Patient: Lycaon

Diagnosis: gone insane and think they are hookers in Alice's wonderland

this is a fact

lmao XDDDD

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Patient: HKR of .... I don't even know what the fuck his new band's name is but he was in Izabel Varosa

Diagnosis: Becoming awful.

Prescription: Reform Izabel Varosa or at least do something less homosexual with your life, you look like a faggot.

Signed,

A homosexual.

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I totally forgot that shit-ass band's name. Their music was so bad that I think I repressed it.

Izabel Varosa is, to this day, one of my favorite bands, and Hikaru is one of my favorite vocalists.

PIECElang needs to die..... I'm taking this to the hate thread hahahaa

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Patient: Aiji from Pierrot and LM.C

Diagnosis: Aiji is wasting his precious time that could be spent upon a Pierrot reunion.

Prescription: LM.C to disband, Maya to retire and Pierrot to reunite.

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Patient: Hilcrhyme

Diagnosis: Makes songs that are too awesome, thus forcing me to replay them over and over and over

Prescription: Make slightly less awesome songs or at least make MORE so that I don't have ricockulous plays of only a few songs. :|

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Patient: Mucc

Diagnosis: Nowadays boring songs, no emotion and crappy autotune

Prescription: Get Tats and Miya off the antidepressants so they'll make music with feeling again.

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Patient: NoGoD

Diagnosis: way too many mid-tempo songs nowadays that follow the same exact formula. They went in a goddamn circle.

Cure: FUCKING DOWNTUNE THOSE GUITARS. It doesn't even have to be heavy! Kinshi Suzume worked beautifully and the guitars didn't sound like fairy shit. More passion, more experimentation and more feeling please.

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Patient: Lycaon

Diagnosis: Part one: turn their music in a shitty one for horny fangirls with a oshare-kei bassist who made Lycaon fuck up || part two: Yuuki makes his voice even more acute and feminime in a terrible falsetto.

Prescription: hormones for Yuuki to make him understand he can't sing like a girl all the time then/or disband and doing other better bands.

sorry but, I am just too much disappointed :/

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