Peace Heavy mk II 7200 Posted March 29, 2011 Well this one time I met up with a couple Columbian drug lords at a cock fight, they takes me down to an abandoned warehouse and tell me to strip down to my panties while I hold onto the radiator. I figure what the heck? Then I hear the click click click of the bigger one's peg leg coming towards me...he takes off his leg and slides it... ...under the radiator to hit a secret switch, causing the room to light up with vibrant lights and confetti to fall from the ceiling. Then Frypan pops out of one of the crates and starts giving me my own personal show ~My prince has come~ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ramrod 108 Posted March 29, 2011 ~My prince has come~ all over your face? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LIDL 692 Posted March 29, 2011 frypan like it bareback. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted March 29, 2011 Well this one time I met up with a couple Columbian drug lords at a cock fight, they takes me down to an abandoned warehouse and tell me to strip down to my panties while I hold onto the radiator. I figure what the heck? Then I hear the click click click of the bigger one's peg leg coming towards me...he takes off his leg and slides it... ...under the radiator to hit a secret switch, causing the room to light up with vibrant lights and confetti to fall from the ceiling. Then Frypan pops out of one of the crates and starts giving me my own personal show ~My prince has come~ wat is wrong wit u, ur sik and I'm dissapointed no one got the strangers with candy quote. But the best pos. is doggy. in a bathroom stall. POPPERS OR NO POPPERS THO? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LIDL 692 Posted March 29, 2011 the fanfic... just like wank read material anyway, don't do much poppers during the intercourse, i can't feel ish with that! i need to feel pleasure and pain But really good to take when almost came though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Furik 832 Posted March 29, 2011 Barebacks where its at. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Peace Heavy mk II 7200 Posted March 29, 2011 Thread of the year Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MY BFF HEIDI 7 Posted March 29, 2011 Y'all some dirty bitches. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ramrod 108 Posted March 29, 2011 Boston pancake's where it's at. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted March 30, 2011 Boston Muzzle loader's where it's at. fix'd Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Miasma 162 Posted March 30, 2011 Boston pancake's where it's at. And you thought doggy was degrading! lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Senedjem 510 Posted March 30, 2011 Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Peace Heavy mk II 7200 Posted March 30, 2011 Afraid to Urban Dictionary that...but I can't resist. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Erin 19 Posted March 30, 2011 Am I the only virgin here? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
saishuu 3220 Posted March 30, 2011 This thread is turning delicious. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted March 30, 2011 Am I the only virgin here? They're all in this thread. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MY BFF HEIDI 7 Posted March 30, 2011 Am I the only virgin here? They're all in this thread. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
saishuu 3220 Posted March 30, 2011 Am I the only virgin here? They're all in this thread. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted March 30, 2011 I need New York back in my life/on my screen like now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Peace Heavy mk II 7200 Posted March 30, 2011 Virgin is still considered not having anal sex, correct? I'unno, I've always felt like that wasn't a good "cut off" (cut in? lololol) for declaring a loss of innocence. *attempts to gather his thoughts but can't help by watch the owl above this post swirl it's head hypnotically* I mean...I've done stuff my parents wouldn't want to hear about even on their death bed, but I'm still not technically "impure" if that's the common definition. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LIDL 692 Posted March 30, 2011 Am I the only virgin here? They're all in this thread. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MY BFF HEIDI 7 Posted March 30, 2011 Virgin is still considered not having anal sex, correct?I'unno, I've always felt like that wasn't a good "cut off" (cut in? lololol) for declaring a loss of innocence. *attempts to gather his thoughts but can't help by watch the owl above this post swirl it's head hypnotically* I mean...I've done stuff my parents wouldn't want to hear about even on their death bed, but I'm still not technically "impure" if that's the common definition. I don't know. If you've done oral, I'd say you're not a virgin. Some people don't even do anal at all. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LIDL 692 Posted March 30, 2011 yea, it's depends though, virgin in what way generally, people will assume that if you already done sex, in whichever way, then you're no longer a Madonna. D: But some could thinks that even by watching porn, you're no virgin anymore, since you're no longer innocent. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ramrod 108 Posted March 30, 2011 Virgin is still considered not having anal sex, correct?I'unno, I've always felt like that wasn't a good "cut off" (cut in? lololol) for declaring a loss of innocence. *attempts to gather his thoughts but can't help by watch the owl above this post swirl it's head hypnotically* I mean...I've done stuff my parents wouldn't want to hear about even on their death bed, but I'm still not technically "impure" if that's the common definition. OH really now? Sounds naughty. Is it along the lines of blumpkin?! Porn equals to sex? Oh those people are fucking retarded, virgin = not having sex. Porn does not equal to putting you dick in a butt / vagina / mouth. I would stab anyone that thougth that, it's THAT stupid *rage* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites