Masato 365 Posted August 31, 2018 (edited) Ok, this was kind of hard to translate as there is soooo much slang and play on words in this song "budokan live" "gyakudai" etc. all hidden away in other meanings. And a zillion references. I have no idea who ☆ko-san is.... please help! ♡♡♡♡♡ Here is my crappy translation: Drowned goldfish It's not possible, Drowned goldfish No way, no way, I have never heard that goldfish can drown It's impossible! Eating chekis with sauce. Chekimeshi (a cheki dinner) it's impossible (a cheki dinner, where girls eat their meal and put a cheki next to it, so bandoman eats with them) travel in transparent erotic clothes A transparent osaka tour, that's impossible! (Play on words here, a tokyo-nagoya-osaka tour is called tomeihan) A one day break-up/disbandment "honey" on one's hands (honey= mitsu, girls that pay bandomen money to associate with them) Shopping Privilege - Deep Kiss No way! The ramen I ordered is the same as my friend's "I can't put up with these noodles(bandomen)" ---> "麺かぶり無理です" (the men kanji, which means noodles is used as slang for bandomen) No way, no way! beneath the stale smell, there comes the "scent" (匂わせ) of harmful bangya No way! "Scent" that's not the meaning at all. (Edit: 匂わせ seems be something like "fishy", indicating a love relationship with a bandomen). ☆ko-san's thumb is a middel finger instead of a thumb. Impossible! I don't want to see such a ☆ko-san "Dadaroma-san ga koron da" (lit. Dadaroma fell over, parody of the childrens game "daruma-san ga koron da!", where you have to stop moving once the phrase is finished, thus the musical breaks here) Dadaroma fell over, Dadaroma fell over, Yoshiatsu-san! Dadaroma fell over, The complete closure of "tanuki" Buying only one copy of a CD "I'm ranking up as bangya!" It's impossible, it's impossible! Eating autum fruits in the middle of the live "grape-sense" live (budokan live) It's impossible! In the "sabi" there is no such play on words. (Budokan live, gyakudai etc.) Wired in "all-you-can-listen VK", that's why I got a job at family mart. No way! Do you do your best at work? (Gyakudai) At the shunsei live Nr.1 of the A tickets, Even though it can not be invalidated. The shusei band's flyer is being ravenously eaten during the MC. It's not possible, I should like to believe it. the number one to ten on the charts is independent Visual Kei. That's never going to happen! I want to believe! Bangya and Janiwota understand each other from the bottom of one's heart. That's never going to happen! Is what I believe. "I admired Kaitou Sentai, so I started a band." Not possible! No one says that! "Ladies and gentlemen who are watching the Countdown TV, this is Kaitou Sentai!" Really not possible! Drowning goldfish! Edited September 1, 2018 by Masato 3 3 yuugure, keilu, Miku70 and 3 others reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChaoticEnding 2070 Posted August 31, 2018 Thank You ^~^ 1 Masato reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Miku70 214 Posted August 31, 2018 (edited) Thanks you for this translation 😍. Edited August 31, 2018 by Miku70 1 Masato reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Masato 365 Posted September 1, 2018 (edited) I might link the referenced drama here, too: Edited September 1, 2018 by Masato 1 IsuKa reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yuugure 92 Posted September 1, 2018 Beat me to it, there's a bunch of references in there that I wouldn't have gotten though. Nice job, thanks! 1 Masato reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Masato 365 Posted September 1, 2018 42 minutes ago, yuugure said: Beat me to it, there's a bunch of references in there that I wouldn't have gotten though. Nice job, thanks! If you find more, tell me! And who is ☆ko-san???? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Masato 365 Posted September 1, 2018 1 hour ago, yuugure said: Beat me to it, there's a bunch of references in there that I wouldn't have gotten though. Nice job, thanks! Do you want to do V no higeki or Bangya no noroi? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Duwang 676 Posted September 1, 2018 (edited) Just a couple of things I thought I'd mention: 麺かぶり無理 refers to when bangya hate other bangya who like the same bandmen as them. They're making a pun cause the speaker ordered the same ramen as her friend and 麺 = noodles as well as bandmen. 匂わせ is when someone hints that something is happening/going on without directly saying it. ☆ko-san = Hoshiko-san aka vk oyaji Edited September 1, 2018 by Duwang 4 1 Miku70, appl-, IsuKa and 2 others reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Masato 365 Posted September 1, 2018 40 minutes ago, Duwang said: Just a couple of things I thought I'd mention: 麺かぶり無理 refers to when bangya hate other bangya who like the same bandmen as them. They're making a pun cause the speaker ordered the same ramen as her friend and 麺 = noodles as well as bandmen. 匂わせ is when someone hints that something is happening/going on without directly saying it. ☆ko-san = Hoshiko-san aka vk oyaji Thank you! It's such a dense song, I was sure I missed something! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
platy 3018 Posted September 1, 2018 2 hours ago, Duwang said: Just a couple of things I thought I'd mention: 麺かぶり無理 How is that pronounced? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Duwang 676 Posted September 1, 2018 2 hours ago, platy said: How is that pronounced? Men kaburi muri. 1 platy reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
keilu 109 Posted October 11, 2018 On 8/31/2018 at 4:51 PM, Masato said: In the "sabi" there is no such play on words ok. I'm sooo late, but what is "sabi"? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Masato 365 Posted October 11, 2018 1 hour ago, keilu said: ok. I'm sooo late, but what is "sabi"? It's the chorus I think. Some part of the song. Like A melo, B Melo, sabi But i mix them up sometimes. 1 keilu reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites