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We all happen to have read some lyrics that made us laugh really hard, right? :gaga:

Post them here~

For me, the lyrics of Truths, Ironies, The Secret Lyrics by Foreground Eclipse :dansu:

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i am repeating myself with this but it'll always pwnd any other vk lyrics, :300:

Why don't you killed me, now? Happiness never come

to you. You''ll be 賎賊 妖 forever. His name is

Fakkan A. No means your life. Just like a crazy

chaplin. Fuck off, Mr.religion. 壱??気を???? ????

構?? ??肆??????? ???? Fakkan A

-idiot

also this song,

Hey yo everybody we need a pen.

Kizamu B P N mawasu P E N kakinagure omae wo sarakedase.

Ima kami to omoae ga contact (sessyoku) Pen ha konnani compact(shimaiyasui)

Yo! Yo! Yo! Tukamitore! P・ E・ N ! Pen wo!!

「Setumei siyou!! Ball-Point Pen toha.

Enchu-kei no plastic no naka ni ink wo tumekomi

sore wo kami ni hikitsukeru koto ni yotte sen wo egaku hikkiyougu no isshu de aru.

Sho-gakusei,Chu-gakusei kara Daigakusei hatamata One-san,Oji-chang,Shachou,Kouchou,

Bandsman ni itarumade aritoarayuru hitobito ni aiyou sareru

masani hikkiyougu no naka no hikkiyougu!! King of HIKKIYO-GU!!

Soredeha minasan gosho-wa kudasai.

This is!! to ittara!! A pen!! de onegaishimasu!!??

This is a pen.This is a pen.This is a pen.This is a pen.

This is a pen.This is a pen.This is a pen.This is a pen.

This is ・・・・・・・・・・・・・・・・・・ a pen.

-ensoku

^ i think they were obsessed by pens so much...,

or were secretly hired by a pen company to make subliminal song. :mrgreen:

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i am repeating myself with this but it'll always pwnd any other vk lyrics, :300:
Why don't you killed me, now? Happiness never come

to you. You''ll be 賎賊 妖 forever. His name is

Fakkan A. No means your life. Just like a crazy

chaplin. Fuck off, Mr.religion. 壱で気をつけ 弐で

構え 参肆がなくて 伍で Fakkan A

-idiot

:thumbs:

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SuG's VAMP VAMP VAMP

Shin sadame nagashi me no Ms. Fakefur Chapter1 kara no Story

SPUNKY na shita kokoro kakusa zu sekirara ni sou tanoshimi masho u

Ah Ah Beats me Beats me Like a virgin

No No Cut it out, Hang on a sec.

Ah Ah Hold me Hold me Kiss me Baby

No No Give it time Dance with me

I LuV U

hiasobi no TABOO itazura na amai kotoba

My sweetest darlin you ready crazy for ME??

koi no wana hamara seru wa (yeah)

mimimoto de sasayaku no 「I'm not sleepy??hajirai nugui kire nu Sign

Play Boy no kimi nara wakaru desho ? sekirara ni sou " Play once more again "

Ah Ah Beats me Beats me Like a virgin

No No Cut it out, Hang on a sec.

Ah Ah Hold me Hold me Kiss me Baby

No No Give it time Dance with me

Limitation GAME

motto misete ne? koukai ni igamu kao o

My royal pussy ichido kuwae tara mou nidoto hanase nai wa (yeah)

Murder RAP!so hot na drug tune

mata trap so bad na end"SOON"

mata happy na love song kitai shi ten no? itsumade Gentle no furi shi ten no?

Please take off! Not take care of you.one sentence goto ni afureru juice

marude muse, hitsuji ?? no sakuhin ka masu kono yoru ni toikakeru『What is LOVE???

Oh shit,Holy cow. But she's very foxy

Who spits against heaven, it falls in his face

I am obsessed with you.『Beaty opens locked doors.??

I LuV U

hiasobi no TABOO itazura na amai kotoba

My sweetest darlin you ready crazy for ME??

koi no wana hamara seru wa (yeah)

Limitation GAME

motto misete ne? koukai ni igamu kao o

My royal pussy ichido kuwae tara mou nidoto hanase nai wa

sou kokoro made mushiban de ku no Ah

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Golden bomber - kakkoii na eigo tte

Eigo tte kakkoii na Kakkoii na ah! ah!

Eigo tte kakkoii na

Eigo de utaeba maru de saishin no yougaku mitai da na

Helo Ken

Helo Kuni

Helo Tom

Eigo tte kakkoii na Kakkoii na ah! ah!

Yappari kakkoii na

Minna no mae de eigo de utaeba koufun no rutsuho da

Gaijin-san no writing music ni kanawanai kara

When I go win slow in flow

Your for me mosquito

She look for the my eye flow in one night close he a brother

When I go win slow in flow

Your for me mosquito

She look for the my eye flow in one night close he a brother nine

Eigo tte kakkoii na Kakkoii na flower

Yuruginaku kakkoii na

Sara tto shaberereba kurou ha nai nda ga boku ha rikei nanda naa

Gaijin-san no singing music ni kanawanai kara

(kurikaeshi)

Gaijin-san ni umarete kireba yokatta na

(kurikaeshi)

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Golden bomber - kakkoii na eigo tte

Eigo tte kakkoii na Kakkoii na ah! ah!

Eigo tte kakkoii na

Eigo de utaeba maru de saishin no yougaku mitai da na

Helo Ken

Helo Kuni

Helo Tom

Eigo tte kakkoii na Kakkoii na ah! ah!

Yappari kakkoii na

Minna no mae de eigo de utaeba koufun no rutsuho da

Gaijin-san no writing music ni kanawanai kara

When I go win slow in flow

Your for me mosquito

She look for the my eye flow in one night close he a brother

When I go win slow in flow

Your for me mosquito

She look for the my eye flow in one night close he a brother nine

Eigo tte kakkoii na Kakkoii na flower

Yuruginaku kakkoii na

Sara tto shaberereba kurou ha nai nda ga boku ha rikei nanda naa

Gaijin-san no singing music ni kanawanai kara

(kurikaeshi)

Gaijin-san ni umarete kireba yokatta na

(kurikaeshi)

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actually awesome lyrics *_* <3 xDD i post the pv too because fits with the lyrics

what is a miisha though??

_HhT3q3AATI

僕??ミーシャ 僕??ミーシャ 僕??ミーシャ 僕??ミーシャ

僕????愛????も??ゃ??ミーシャ ??????も大事????????????

白衣姿??変??奴ら??僕??ミーシャ??攫??れ??

僕??ミーシャ 僕??ミーシャ 僕??ミーシャ 僕??ミーシャ

??る??る頭 手足逆????

僕??ミーシャを??り返??

白衣姿??変??奴ら??僕??ミーシャ??殺??れ??

僕??ミーシャ 僕??ミーシャ 僕??ミーシャ 僕??ミーシャ

僕??ミーシャ 僕??ミーシャ 僕??ミーシャ

僕??ミーシャ 僕??ミーシャ 僕??ミーシャ 僕??ミーシャ

僕??ミーシャ 僕??ミーシャ 僕??ミーシャ 僕??ミーシャ

僕??ミーシャ 僕??ミーシャ 僕??ミーシャ 僕??ミーシャ

僕??ミーシャ 僕??ミーシャ 僕??ミーシャ 僕??ミーシャ

translation

my miisha my miisha my miisha my miisha

my cute toy miisha was very important

my miisha got kidnaped by those strange guys with white robe figure

my miisha my miisha my miisha my miisha

smooth head hands and feet reverse

get back my miisha

my miisha got killed by those strange guys with white robe figure

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Chelsea - Logical Cat

Omae no haita kotoba

hate logical cat, bitch

my funny bitch!

^this

and:

俺??望ん????Bl??st be??ts juice ??字??????B??d c??nfusi??n

M??sturb??ti??n ????rty???  N????N???? It ??ixes with y??u??

from BORN's [b.D.M.]

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By: Color

I gonna you 'bout love

Who are they

They wanna job robbin

Drag store of they full be free fancy

Always drank lazy and czazy (sic) bad guy

Wat (sic) we go they are sandbag baby

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Shout up! That's fucking bullshit

Blood tastes like vanilla

Fuck off

Mottomorashii kao shite

Azamuku koto shika atama ninai saru

Saa moujin ni tou

Kotaero

Shout up! That's fucking bullshit

Koukatsu no juu ga narihibiku Headless body,

Koukatsu no juu ga narihibiku Headless body,

Sousa warai kurue I'm damned

Fuck off

Mottomorashii kotoba de

Sukashita kao shite hiteishiten darou

Saa kieru jikan da

Inoreyo

Koukatsu no juu ga narihibiku Headless body,

Koukatsu no juu ga narihibiku Headless body,

Sousa warai kurue I'm damned

I say destroy, fuck off

Naze da... shinjitsu o kanjizu ni ikiru

Doko ni ai ga aru no ka sae--

Shut up!

Koukatsu no juu ga narihibiku Headless body,

Koukatsu no juu ga narihibiku Headless body,

Sousa warai kurue I'm damned

Shout up! That's fucking bullshit

Blood tastes like vanilla

I bet everybody knows this one

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X Japan - Stab Me In The Back [skull Trash Zone Vol.1/Promo Record/Indies ver]:

I’m having sex

I’m coming now

I’m having sex

Excite me to shout

Lick penis erect

Taste me alive

Lick penis erect

Pet more violently

Don’t you give me more to the last?

I can’t get enough, Oh yeah!!!

I’m on junk

I’m getting drunk

I’m on junk

Let me go mad

And of course Ryuichi's Love Is

I'd give you my whole thing, even if you don't want

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The classical: One day I will fuck your parents from Clever Sleazoid

Kyo has wery fanny lyrics

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