Masato

Do you want to do V no higeki or Bangya no noroi?

If you find more, tell me! And who is ☆ko-san????

I might link the referenced drama here, too:

I just wanted to add this song to the topic for future references, where they immortalized this story!

Well, these are like giant overblown tanuki scandals. I don't think they care for every band out there. Hahaha Even Masato has his favourite bands. I think even singing about these is a bold, bold move! 🤣

It ends with "awww!!! Ecchi! (Pervert)"

They don't play together, but one after another, so just dress differently and that's it!

I did this....

I translated this song, but there are like a zillion VK references and play on slang words etc here... Please help and correct me. Lol

Ok, this was kind of hard to translate as there is soooo much slang and play on words in this song "budokan live" "gyakudai" etc. all hidden away in other meanings. And a zillion references. I have no idea who ☆ko-san is.... please help! ♡♡♡♡♡ Here is my crappy translation: Drowned goldfish It's not possible, Drowned goldfish No way, no way, I have never heard that goldfish can drown It's impossible! Eating chekis with sauce. Chekimeshi (a cheki dinner) it's impossible (a cheki dinner, where girls eat their meal and put a cheki next to it, so bandoman eats with them) travel in transparent erotic clothes A transparent osaka tour, that's impossible! (Play on words here, a tokyo-nagoya-osaka tour is called tomeihan) A one day break-up/disbandment "honey" on one's hands (honey= mitsu, girls that pay bandomen money to associate with them) Shopping Privilege - Deep Kiss No way! The ramen I ordered is the same as my friend's "I can't put up with these noodles(bandomen)" ---> "麺かぶり無理です" (the men kanji, which means noodles is used as slang for bandomen) No way, no way! beneath the stale smell, there comes the "scent" (匂わせ) of harmful bangya No way! "Scent" that's not the meaning at all. (Edit: 匂わせ seems be something like "fishy", indicating a love relationship with a bandomen). ☆ko-san's thumb is a middel finger instead of a thumb. Impossible! I don't want to see such a ☆ko-san "Dadaroma-san ga koron da" (lit. Dadaroma fell over, parody of the childrens game "daruma-san ga koron da!", where you have to stop moving once the phrase is finished, thus the musical breaks here) Dadaroma fell over, Dadaroma fell over, Yoshiatsu-san! Dadaroma fell over, The complete closure of "tanuki" Buying only one copy of a CD "I'm ranking up as bangya!" It's impossible, it's impossible! Eating autum fruits in the middle of the live "grape-sense" live (budokan live) It's impossible! In the "sabi" there is no such play on words. (Budokan live, gyakudai etc.) Wired in "all-you-can-listen VK", that's why I got a job at family mart. No way! Do you do your best at work? (Gyakudai) At the shunsei live Nr.1 of the A tickets, Even though it can not be invalidated. The shusei band's flyer is being ravenously eaten during the MC. It's not possible, I should like to believe it. the number one to ten on the charts is independent Visual Kei. That's never going to happen! I want to believe! Bangya and Janiwota understand each other from the bottom of one's heart. That's never going to happen! Is what I believe. "I admired Kaitou Sentai, so I started a band." Not possible! No one says that! "Ladies and gentlemen who are watching the Countdown TV, this is Kaitou Sentai!" Really not possible! Drowning goldfish!

Mitsuuuuuu ~~~ ♡

Hi, does anyone need a ticket for Cologne? I am selling mine.

I want to know why he was arrested ♡

I voted for the gazette, too, because of the funny shitstorm 🤣 Yeah.... there are just 4~5 videos of him from that time on youtube. Well, as I understand it, they DO play the song at lives, but refrained from publishing it otherwise.

Johnny's is Japanese boybands like news and arashii and Johnny's junior is their training ground, where they recruit their top bands from. Nawww.... Masato wrote that they will get into too much trouble doing Gazette, he expected people to vote for sick2 🤣🤣🤣🤣

If you like them, check out our discussion in the artist section for trivia

It's in the flyer eating section and this is the story behind it

Thank you! I added it in the first post. the nr.1 ticket they are singing about probably references this story. 😂

I just got several kinds of cancer: 🙈🙉🙊

Me, too, since I am too busy with real life at the moment....

They had this for pani pani and posion choclate, too.....

For everyone who was not at the flyer-eating live: Masato is doing a splendid flyer eating performance in their new MV, where they immortalized this scandal (and the no. 1 ticket invalidadion...)

Well, it's only Jewlry that's using it. The rest are millitary style outfits, but no swastika... Undfortunately the manji is a trend in Japan right now.... So please blame the JK, too! I don't think they have the best composing skills, either. They are a Meta-Comedy band after all. And that's also what they say about themselves, that they are actually just fanboys playing around. And if you take them for what they are, it is amusing. Also no one is going to get the flyer eating reference in a few years, but it's a twisted kind of fun right now that some people (like me) dig a lot!

They probably got a deal: Koichi is allowed to sing, if Tsu gets to be the "hot guy" of the duo with Koichi having to get the tattoo and teletubbies looks