As requested, some (not great quality) pics.
The goods!
Top: towel. Bottom: hoodie, t-shirt, tote, membership card. I especially love the design on the hoodie, I know I'll be wearing it a lot.
Backside of the card.
This seems to have the Baka Aho Manuke Banzai lyrics printed on it. I don't know why part of it is marked out like that. Also, (a) I don't have a scanner, and ( it's laminated, so unfortunately this is the best I can do (without getting out my real camera, but I don't know how much that will help).