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@secret_no_03 This is correct. Brazil has had the highest concentration of Japanese immigrants in all of the world for some time. I did some digging a while back cuz I found out that I'm either 1/5 Japanese or Chinese on my mom's side. Apparently Mexico had a large migration of Japanese and Chinese immigrants at some point, and most of central Mexico eventually became mixed race in some way (mom is from there too). If you know the singer Ana Gabriel (1/2 chinese), then you can pretty much guess what my mom actually looks like, as she's been asked on the street if she was related to her lol.

Well she seems pretty happy if it makes you feel better. Her posts seem to portray her as an advocate for awareness regarding the AV industry, and she seems to have been accepted very well by the female fans of hers since her adoption of being a world-traveler and interests in nutrition and healthy dieting.

You hear that gaiz? We going to hell, then prison. Edit: You'd think that Hanson guy who had an account here would make an appearance lol.

x2 on the 😂, I'd hate to be in a convo with preteens. Just watching the shit shows they air for them is cringe enough. I also feel @suji was being a smartass and called us children. Touché. Anyways, I can look past the fellatio, as I've found a couple dimes who I'd say do a rather good job lol. Certain sex positions I feel are very played out, but I'm jaded as fuck, so what do I know. For example, the "69" as a warm-up I think is stupid as fuck in porn.

Oh I got another one: Running out of gas. So embarrassing and troublesome, luckily it was easy to pull into a street from the main road when it happened to me, but having to walk to the gas station and buy a 1gal jug for gas and having to carry it back was so bad lol. Every single day since that time, I've been dreading anything below a quarter of a tank that I almost get stressed out if I'm in bumper-to-bumper traffic and I'm that low. Never again hopefully.

As the title suggests, what's one thing that happened to you that you've never had happen to you again? Would you like it to happen again, or are you hoping it never does? Hehe. Before you kill the thread by saying something like getting laid or being happy, try and give yourselves credit on the luck you've had and name the weirdest or funniest story you have. Inb4youstillpostthatshit. For me, one thing that I had happen only once in my life was getting 3 Pizzas delivered to my door, and I got them for free. No idea where the mistake was made, but I didn't order any and my brother took the pizza (he thought I ordered some) from the driver before I knew what happened. I felt bad for the driver, so I called the store to let them know he made a mistake. They were so pissed, they asked me if I took any bites of them yet 🤣. Pretty sure the delivery guy had just quit or something, and we were lucky enough to get 3 random pizzas. Never got a call back from the store, so we ate that shit up, it was so good and free-tasting lol.

You know what would be nice? If they recorded separate audio tracks for men and women who find this a problem too. Girls making noises like they just scratched a bad itch, and dudes sounding like they eating some ribs or someshit 🤣, I can see your point.

@Gesu I've never heard that slogan before in my life lol. Bros before hoes has gotten me into so much shit, I'd rather forget that this was ever a thing. Same goes for dicks before chicks.

The ones getting splooged on or where they have a seat?

@WhirlingBlack you do have a point there. Men have no problem spending the extra coin on a CD or Limited Item if the band is good, and while women aren't so keen on spending as much, so long as the item in questions is personal/cute as @Komorebi mentions, they will fork over the cash. At the end of the day, both see their merch as a collectable item, backed by a degree of further supporting the band. As far as the knowledge goes, I'd question if men retain more than women. I'd say that facts and timelines about the band may be more on the male side, while more personal/random facts like what food, favorite color, or who the bandmates are into would fall onto the female side. Women tend to jump ship on a band than a man would, right? If the band no longer maintains the appeal then they lose female fans, and if they have nothing else to offer, it's easy to say they never had male fans to begin with. *cough* Mejibray

Oh dude, you just reminded of this cocky-ass woman I met one night with a group of friends. She was going on and on about how none of her partners could last 10 minutes with her, and when some dude was like "well you have you met me yet..." or something cheesy like that, she'd respond "Trust me honey, you're not enough for me. You need to be 6in around cuz I don't fuck no straw dicks." I was impressed at her confidence, if anything. Lol she could have been lying through her teeth, but it does help to weed out the nervous ones. I think now I could talk like her, but it is just weird to try and "sell it" when you're a guy cuz no one cares lol, but also you could be a liar like I said.

This thread makes me lol in new ways. I don't think I've put porn on a TV screen in a long time. Just too scared that I'd get in trouble, rather than from embarrassment. Oh and casting the video to TV from a mobile is the worst idea ever @secret_no_03 haha. The # of times I accidentally casted a video to my TV, or even someone's Apple TV is too many to count. It's even funnier when I put airpods on, and keep turning up the volume thinking there's a problem, only to hear the moans and slurps from my neighbor's unit, haha I'm an idiot.

I've had my addiction phase come and go as well @Euronymous, and as you said, it was a time where I tested what worked and what didn't. I did a lot more than that lol but I'll be reserved for this post. I did think of the drawbacks being a teenager and all, but if I had to choose between being at home and doing this, or going out late with people that weren't really my friends and risk getting in trouble (many uses of the word), I think I'd choose choking the lizard again and again haha. Too many fun times were had for me online to simply forget it. That said, I think porn is not something I want to put down. Not because I'm addicted to it like before, but I feel a sense of pride being one of the first evil spawns on the internet for this shit and knowing as much as I do, I feel like it's a waste to let all that insight go. I now keep up with the themes and trends of which premium member online is hot right now, it's kind of cool seeing porn past what it initially is.

Yeah, surprised me too. Its been a few years now from what I heard. No longer thicc, still very cute though. She is Ai_Uehara_Ex on Insta if you're curious what she's up to. Can't link cuz I'm at work lol.

On that note actually, can some of you who are long time bingers confirm whether it's easier to continue the binge, or have the # of sites that exist now just intimidate you? I feel like for the most part, if I'm already looking something up and something *else draws my attention, I can binge search that way. I can't however just type something into the search-bar and expect to find anything direct these days.

Farrrrrrrr from virgin, or holy for that matter lol Some people actually explore the internet for HOURS on end, that they will naturally end up in the darker corners at some point. I remember I'd spend DAYS at home when I was sick, browsing all the porn/smut websites I could get my eyes on. The things I learned going into those websites, You'd say I became a historian or someshit lol.

Dude 10 years ago, everything was free-game to access, but I never organized my collections and I can't find shit anymore in my folders lol. The subscription model for Fakku scares me off cuz like I said, the interface is too painful to navigate on.

Hmm, it's been a while since I've dabbled in Doujinshi stuff @platy. Most of the people were under a moniker so I'd have to get back to you on that, but a couple names I remember back in the earlier days were ReDrop and Tony Taka . ----- Gonna bring it back to my JAV queens for a sec. Do any pros know when Ai Uehara retired from the business? Saw her new Instagram out and she seem quite adjusted to real life, and lost weight too. Edit: Yes, the same Tony Taka that makes games, also made hentai/doujinshi lol.

I go away for less than a day, and the thread blows up lol I got tagged a lot. You guys went wayyyy into the deep end, I'm impressed. I'm ok with this thread btw. I'm getting out of the loop on a lot these days, so since this is where the cool kids hang out now, might as well make it comfortable. That is .... please don't tell the weebs this word can be used lol. I'd say that it just doesn't have a place in porn anymore. Maybe back in the 70-80's, but now amateur stuff reigns and they use a good old camera phone lol. I'd also say that the freedom/exploration is growing just as quick too. @platy I really hate Fakku's homepage, and navigating through or searching for anything is a hassle for me when I'm only going to be on it for 15min+ lol.

I'll have to come back to this so I can name the one hentai I was referring to earlier, but this thread is giving me some good laughs.

Itadaki Seikei, oh mannnnn lol one of the better recent ones alright.

and for those of you in the know, is HH gone or is the owner letting it die to fakku like we all feared? Good times were had there.

That's the tag we use lol. Little do you know the formula for these shows are relatively the same. Dude's fat/ugly but well equipped Bunch of virgin girls suddenly in heat (spell, disease, drink) Non-Stop fucking (degree varies on plot) It's all to please dem incel bois Oh, I've seen it. I should recommend the one I saw with ogres going into schools to rape all the young girls and followed by then ripping them apart. Weird show, probably best not to provide it now that I think about it. lol.

Nah that was 2-3 years ago. Lol. Times were better back then, I'll tell ya.

So back to teh p0rn. Is the trend of hot anime babes fucking ugly hung fat-fucks still a trend in the hentai community?