The Bread Wolf

Uwoooooo what is this a person what is it doing here thank you for coming tho. orz Angry Solas is angry. Maybe someone served him tea. Annnnnywaays. Here's more awful artstuffs. Hope yall like. Here's a piece I call "No clothes is no excuse for a bad hair day": But as usual, I ended up hating this one. Started to notice mistakes immediately after I had finished drawing it and it looks nothing like I wanted it to. So, two days later (last night) I redrew the picture from scratch: Note that the time between these two pictures is about 2 nights. So which one do you think is better? I vote for the second one. Kinda feels like whenever I draw something, the first attempt is without an exception absolute pile of shit. And then, when I get more comfortable with the concept of my drawing, it suddenly gets better. I feel like I managed to capture better anatomy with the second one, and also a better angle, although the latter'd still need some work, but fudgesticks, I'm not good at angles. Pwease give advise my mighty masters.

Long time no post, like, at all. But hey, I can finally present something that I don't immediately resent. Pls gibe feedback.

Why do some people decide to do video game commentary / LPs when they have absolutely zero insight to give about the game? Pls some1 xplane.

Went out with goggies. Wanted to find a safe path to the beach (vs descending an upright wall of rock). Stumbled on the way. Landed on my right hand. Booboo ensued. Hurt like something was broken for like an hour. Bathed in ice. Just the hand, not the whole bread. Now feels kinda better. No longer stings like someone's trying to rip my thumb off. But hey my little floof swam in a big sea! Now he's wet and not allowed on the bed.

What me and my pal Platy just here demonstrated might be considered as petty hatred towards a band/singer by someone. While, to the fans of Mashiro and Paradeis, our opinion might seem just extraordinarily unnecessary, to me it's a great deal of fun. And that's where this whole "petty" hatred stems from! Essentially, it's just one person or a group of people entertaining themselves or others. Comedy is not kind, comedy is not polite. It's laughing at sarcastic remarks, irony of situations or someone else's deliberate or accidental injury. I personally don't spend a huge deal of my life thinking about how much I hate Mashiro's drunken bovine voice and his face that looks like he was dropped on his head in the labour room one too many times. But if I get a chance to make a funny remark about it that amuses myself or potentially even another person, there's no end to it. I count that a victory in my books. I lost my point. Carry on.

I don't think that's what the saying is for. I think the meaning behind "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade" is to make the best of the shit you've been given and attempt to turn it around? If you just ate the shit life gives you the saying would be "When life gives you lemons, eat them" lol.

Oh there's more to Mashiro than just an annoying face. The guy sounds as slow as he looks. Wouldn't count him as the sharpest tool in the shed based on the impression.

I used to write VK fanfiction in my younger days. I don't anymore. That part of me ended when my relationship with my ex-gf ended 5 years ago. After that I had no one to muse with and I just sorta dropped it. I don't miss it too much, to be honest. I've moved on. I still read fanfiction tho. I'd consider myself a junkie but uhh... I'm not, really. I feel quite picky, much like the other people in this thread. I don't read J-fanfics at all anymore, tho, so that makes up for it. My fandom is video games. Preferably Dragon Age. Which has a HUGE fanfiction community, so being picky isn't that bad. Imma horny teenage girl as well and enjoy my smut and lemon way too much. Okay, I feel the need to clarify this tho: I enjoy smut the most when it's smashed together with a good plot. Smut just for smut isn't really doing it for me anymore. That's what 50 shades of fuck this shit is for. And I'm veeeeeery particular about the plot and the writing style. Being that I'm in favour of gay couples (much like a lot of fanfic liking gals out there) I absolutely HATE it when authors write their male characters acting like 20-something-year-old bitches thirsting for drama. Nnnnnngh NO. Correction to my previous statement: I do not favour gay couples, I read EXCLUSIVELY of gay couples. Especially in DA fandom, too many females are self-inserts and I can't stand it. At least with established male characters the authors seem to pick up some of the intended characteristics and apply them to the written characters, enough that I don't feel the need to cringe when some horny lady wants to get it with Solas.

Some of us just have an extremely dark sense of humour that comes out best when expressing opinions in an edgy manner. All you with your popcorns out, you are also part of these people. You like the drama edginess creates. Not that I count myself amongst either of those people. I mean, I don't even express my opinions on this forum. I have effectively learned to live inside my own little headbubble with all the bands that I love inside and all the bands that I dislike as well as every other opinion in the world outside. Trust me, it's the happiest place in the world.

I mean no offence, mate, but maybe, just maybe, you should slow down a bit. You've been having more dates than the rest of the forum combined. Perhaps you could start embracing your single-ness and be comfortable with it rather than try so desperately to change your status?

When your friend's got a stupid hat but you don't wanna ruin the party you're at so you just stand there like

OMG Me and my hubby were superduper ready to move into a new, bigger apartment closer to the centre of Ayr up until we heard from an effin police officer that the area we'd be moving into makes you "wanna go home after work, lock your doors and not go anywhere", meaning that it's a bad neighbourhood. Fffffffffudge. I'm getting claustrophobic. Living in a tiny studio flat with another human being and two, albeit quite small, dogs is torture. Should we move anyways? I mean, being that this is Britain we're talking about and not the US, I doubt anyone will bash our door in or anything. And if we get noise, we can just call the police eh? (Okay I am slightly worried about the fact that I'm not a local and thus I could potentially face racism and whatever is involved with it but... not really, you know? Because despite not sounding Sco'ish, I don't think I can be told apart that easily by just looks. And tbh I don't care much for my own safety anyways, I can take care of myself. I am more worried about my dogs.) I KNEW THERE WAS A CATCH IN THE CHEAP RENT OTHER THAN THE FACT THAT OUR DOWNSTAIRS NEIGHBOUR IS A FUCKING CHAIN SMOKER WHO REALLY LIKES DUSTING HER CIGARETTE SMOKE IN THE EFFIN HALLWAY.

I really want to start a youtube hobby with a co-creator who'd agree to be called The Box Fox. The Bread Wolf and The Box Fox. My husband refuses to be the box fox. Just sayin'.

I'm gonna be married on Friday and I think it's a huge mistake. I can't take responsibility for ruining someone's life like that. And my fiancee isn't taking this seriously. He thinks I'm throwing a temper tantrum. I don't know what to do and how to fix things.

More artstuffs. And more feedback appreciated! It's Cole (DAI). I've never been awfully successful at drawing Cole. Especially with clothes on. *cough* Anyways, tried my wings with very simplistic greyscale colouring. There are a multitude of mistakes which make me want to redraw the whole thing. Which I'm probably gonna do as well since I'm intending this to be a part of a silent comic at some point. Anyways. Point out mistakes and things I could do better! Please! I love learning more.

seurong's signature made me think how a certain old member of the forum would've qualified as the next Fifty Shades of what the fuck author.

Seconded. I've been into VK for 12 years now and I haven't listened to one song from the GazettE. And I hate Dir en grey with passion. And I honestly couldn't care less about the oldies goldies like Luna Sea or Kuroyume or X Japan.

Yo! Soulsister! Kinda exactly how I view my sexual orientation. I mean yeah, I consider myself pan because true attraction from me only arises once I've gotten to know the person and their world views and interests and sense of humour. I mean sure I can look at girls or guys on the street and be like "oo mama I'd tap dat" but as quickly as I've spotted them I also forget about them. Honest, tingling crush kinda feeling only comes after I know them as a person. Also I, too, find men more relatable than women! Women are complex, send mixed signals, want you to know stuff from how they act instead of what they say, and I'm bad at reading into things like that. Girls are more difficult to flirt with as well, to my experience. It's all about different nuances and stuff and I just can't wrap my head around it. So yeah, in short I'd say I'm physically more attracted to girls, because soft bodies, nice hair, velvety voice and so on, but emotionally I like men more, with their easy to read body language and bold humour.

New stuffs! Wow Bread Wolf, so soon? Yeah, these aren't hard to make. And I also enjoy making them. Today's emotion... enjoyment. Damn this was kinda hard, and the paws and arms still aren't exactly how I'd want, but... ehh. I also have the lineart ready for the next one. Bear in mind this is incomplete and will be coloured and cleaned at a later date. Incomplete emotion: anger/irritation. Again, replies are appreciated and greatly valued.

Thank you for the feedback! Nice to see people actually bothering to even look at my artstuffs. I'm not exactly used to drawing humans. I've always been in my element drawing animals, especially canines. References are easy to find as well. Just pick one up from the floor and check how it works. Humans don't approve when I do that. However, I would like to mention that I do have a serious Bioware elf syndrome. Basically every single human being is modeled after two characters; Fenris and Solas And especially in Solas's case you can see his eyes just are like... like all the way on top of his head, almost. (Sidenote: to make things worse, Bioware can not be consistent with it's elves. So I take one thing from one game and another thing from another. Fenris's nose and Solas's eyes.) Anyways, I will definitely look more into weird elven anatomy and come up with an even more bizarre design for sure! Thank you for checking out my stuff!

Lol yo. More artstuffies. Digital. Any sort of criticism is highly appreciated. It's a-me, Bread wolf. Basically just practising on emotion and expression. Will also prolly be used in the future for YT thumbnails. Same thing as the one above. Practising expressions. This is me high on hot dudes/dudettes. Usually in video games. Lately Garrus. God I love Garrus. I like this one more than the one above. The colouring is more consistent or something. Hard to tell. My lovely, never-to-exist-in-the-gameverse Inquisitor (Dragon Age: Inquisition). He's a wee hedonistic shit that I love deeply, like a child of mine. He couldn't give a rat's ass if the whole world just got vaporised, as long as he got to lie with everyone, eat everything and misuse the power granted to him. Hopefully I managed to project his awesomely horrible personality in this work. Same guy, in a bath, without a bathtub (to be added later). Dunno. Wanted to experiment with poses. Love this one more than the other one. I didn't even have to look up a reference to get that arm right, and I suck at human anatomy. Like mentioned before, any criticism and advice are welcome. Bread out.

Racial / Ethnic Preference: Interstellar

Has any of you sleazy perverts actually tried having your diddler sucked by a hoover? Asking for a friend.

My family is pretty tame and doesn't really do crazy stuff on facebook. My dad only uses it to casually talk to me (I live in a different country). But good god my husbando's family can be a bit... eccentric. Like, what I don't really get is my in-laws communicating through facebook. Like one of them posts a picture of a scenery just outside the window and the other one is there commenting below it how beautiful the sunset is and can't wait until spring. WHY DO YOU NEED TO TALK TO EACH OTHER OVER THE FACEBOOK YOU ARE IN THE SAME FUCKING ROOM GOD DAMN IT. Or the other posts a picture of one of their dogs and the other one's instantly praising the dog in the comments; "what a wee trooper, mah wee man, such a star". Man if they were my parents I'd slap them in the face and tell them to go right back to knitting if they can't use facebook properly. Okay, before anyone gets offended, that was a joke. I don't slap people for real. Especially not for using facebook improperly.