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About Me
Basically, me in a nutshell
"Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings." - Robert Bloch
"My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far I’ve finished two bags of M&Ms and a chocolate cake. I feel better already." - Dave Barry
"By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll become happy; if you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher." - Socrates
"Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience." - Greg King
"To err is human, to blame it on somebody else shows management potential." - umm... idk my bff Jill?