Post a lie about the person above you

[Scarlet Obsidian 383]

Got me in troubles when we went to school together

[トカゲ 49]

is the long lost son of Ozzy

[PsychoΔelica 648]

Says he wants to marry me.

[Scarlet Obsidian 383]

^but you want to marry me instead

[PsychoΔelica 648]

No, you're underage.

[トカゲ 49]

team-uped with me to fight Batman

[Scarlet Obsidian 383]

Decided to have a sexual relationship with me only because I own more than 3 DVDs

[PsychoΔelica 648]

Keeps having kinky fantasies.

[Scarlet Obsidian 383]

Told me that she comes from another galaxy and wanta to do some experiments on the human body

[MaikoMizu 167]

Invited me over to their house but catfished me.

[PsychoΔelica 648]

Is my little brother from another mother

[トカゲ 49]

was born by 9 mothers because her true identity is that of an old nordic god from Asgard

[PsychoΔelica 648]

I duct taped his mouth, then shoved him in the trunk of my car and drove to an unknown location.

[トカゲ 49]

drove me to SM-holidays

[Scarlet Obsidian 383]

Had sex with me but when asked, she denies

[MaikoMizu 167]

Has a Facebook specifically for liking pages of people with nice noses.

[トカゲ 49]

is standing in front every fucking night at 2 am and sings bad cover-versions of Madonna...

@ DevineSuzaku: For the recods, I'm male. X"D

[Scarlet Obsidian 383]

Whoops! XD

@topic: every fucking night HE comes at my house and rings the bell for 3 hours

[トカゲ 49]

always tries to put me in fancy dresses and calls me 'Babe'

[PsychoΔelica 648]

Always does what I want.

[トカゲ 49]

is killing my enemies one by one