Furik 832 Posted September 5, 2010 http://namelesslibertyunderground.blogs ... order.html Words cannot describe it. You must read it yourself. He (or she) pretty much names every band in existence and becomes an elitist with the whole "tag songs correctly". I dunno. I was bored, found the website, and not bashing the reviewer in any way. Just found the whole review funny. heh Reviewer, are you on this forum? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nyasagi 259 Posted September 5, 2010 They're very dated sonic soundscapes of generic in a record that I can analogously describe as a pubescent teenager whose balls are about to drop Are you fucking me with a purple dildo? **88** has a pretty rough intro and plenty of screams thrown around but the chorus appears like a foot gunning for my crotch. There are no sudden transitions in this song that causes vaginal cancer to suddenly spew out my orifices and consume my body Hisame is a faceless tune that I couldn't recall if you cuntpunted me and commanded me to. THIS IS EPIC. And here's the reviewer: Posted by Zesshoku Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ramrod 108 Posted September 6, 2010 Jesus christ that person needs to take some ritalin and go outside. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUBLIMINAL 52 Posted September 6, 2010 Most of his reviews are a damn sight better than any other VK fans or indeed "professional" reviewers on that Jame could write. He posts reviews here, too, and he's the only person not to overrate an album even when he actually likes the band, or say something along the lines "herp it's mediocre, I give it an 8!!" You can trust that if he says something is terrible, it probably is. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LIDL 692 Posted September 6, 2010 well, i think everyone's entitled with their opinion. And i do agree that his review are better and more legit than most listeners in VK scenes He doesn't kiss ass, so good for him. Maybe just the matter of how he brought up the review that to some may come as something funny. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Furik 832 Posted September 6, 2010 he's the only person not to overrate an album even when he actually likes the band, or say something along the lines "herp it's mediocre, I give it an 8!!" You can trust that if he says something is terrible, it probably is. After reading a few of reviews, i've become a fan of his work. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Senedjem 510 Posted September 6, 2010 He's certainly putting alot of effort into something 6 people are reading.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr Bacon 106 Posted September 6, 2010 Haha I liked reading this. I lol'd at the D'espairsray part though, since I was the one who made that public ages ago. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
