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    I must have bad luck about being hit by a car while riding a bike of any kind. My first scooter got completely wrecked when I was pulling out of my work's parking lot two years ago, and today now while crossing a street on my way home from work, my bicycle got the back of it hit slightly by a car. Thankfully no damage was done cause it was really lightly and I didn't even fall off, but the jerk didn't even stop to see if everything was ok!
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    Once Zess ate beans that tasted like shit, thinking, "what the dick?", so threw them at the cat cause he is such a crazy little bastard. After drycleaning vigorously, everything bursted into some form of hypergalactic flames and the couch started transforming into something sexy like boobs which performed lap dances which seemed very outerspacey wtf? Followed masturbating on my frisky frisby with rage and passion, because CAT5 didn't lick his favourite orifice. Then, a light stone made him super soft, but thirsty, so that booty juice turned pink with excitement, making noises like barks, so Seimeisen inserted coins up that ceramic bunghole of juiciness. During @Zeus's speech, he farted very slowly, pleasuring his special appetite for anal masturbation, whimpering silently, "Take me to church." All this jocularity means unicorns chewing weed, while blowing away a fistful of
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    Thinking about all the additional hours I could've spent playing FFXIV but instead was sleeping because I thought I had to work at 6 am today only to look at my schedule in my kitchen and see I work at 2:30 pm.... AFTER getting all ready to go.
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    Once Zess ate beans that tasted like shit, thinking, "what the dick?", so threw them at the cat cause he is such a crazy little bastard. After drycleaning vigorously, everything bursted into some form of hypergalactic flames and the couch started transforming into something sexy like boobs which performed lap dances which seemed very outerspacey wtf? Followed masturbating on my frisky frisby with rage and passion, because CAT5 didn't lick his favourite orifice. Then, a light stone made him super soft, but thirsty, so that booty juice turned pink with excitement, making noises like barks, so Seimeisen inserted coins up that ceramic bunghole of juiciness. During @Zeus's speech, he farted very slowly, pleasuring his special appetite for anal masturbation, whimpering silently, "Take me to church." All this jocularity means unicorns chewing weed
  5. Spooky PT knock off looking Resident Evil 7 and a new Hideo Kojima game featuring mpreg Norman Reedus. Take my money now!

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    Mpreg Norman Reedus the game......
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    Once Zess ate beans that tasted like shit, thinking, "what the dick?", so threw them at the cat cause he is such a crazy little bastard. After drycleaning vigorously, everything bursted into some form of hypergalactic flames and the couch started transforming into something sexy like boobs which performed lap dances which seemed very outerspacey wtf? Followed masturbating on my frisky frisby with rage and passion, because CAT5 didn't lick his favourite orifice. Then, a light stone made him super soft, but thirsty, so that booty juice turned pink with excitement, making noises like barks, so Seimeisen inserted coins up that ceramic bunghole of juiciness. During @Zeus's speech, he farted very slowly, pleasuring his special appetite for anal
  8. ArtFart

    Once Zess ate beans that tasted like shit, thinking, "what the dick?", so threw them at the cat cause he is such a crazy little bastard. After drycleaning vigorously, everything bursted into some form of hypergalactic flames and the couch started transforming into something sexy like boobs which performed lap dances which seemed very outerspacey wtf? Followed masturbating on my frisky frisby with rage and passion, because CAT5 didn't lick his favourite orifice. Then, a light stone made him super soft, but thirsty, so that booty juice turned pink with excitement, making noises like barks, so Seimeisen inserted coins up that ceramic bunghole of juiciness. During @Zeus's speech, he farted very slowly, pleasuring his
  9. ArtFart

    Once Zess ate beans that tasted like shit, thinking, "what the dick?", so threw them at the cat cause he is such a crazy little bastard. After drycleaning vigorously, everything bursted into some form of hypergalactic flames and the couch started transforming into something sexy like boobs which performed lap dances which seemed very outerspacey wtf? Followed masturbating on my frisky frisby with rage and passion, because CAT5 didn't lick his favourite orifice. Then, a light stone made him super soft, but thirsty, so that booty juice turned pink with excitement, making noises like barks, so Seimeisen inserted coins up that ceramic bunghole of juiciness. During @Zeus's speech, he farted very
  10. I just ask what anime openings they like and will tell them to listen to the band that did the opening.
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    Once Zess ate beans that tasted like shit, thinking, "what the dick?", so threw them at the cat cause he is such a crazy little bastard. After drycleaning vigorously, everything bursted into some form of hypergalactic flames and the couch started transforming into something sexy like boobs which performed lap dances which seemed very outerspacey wtf? Followed masturbating on my frisky frisby with rage and passion, because CAT5 didn't lick his favourite orifice. Then, a light stone made him super soft, but thirsty, so that booty juice turned pink with excitement, making noises like barks, so Seimeisen inserted coins up that ceramic bunghole of juiciness. During @Zeus's speech, he
  12. ArtFart

    Yes, but we lay more than just white eggs. It's a common misconception really. Our eggs can range from lots of colors like brown, white, black, tan, and so on. You can get rainbow colored eggs too, but only if you ingest lots of food coloring.
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    Oh~ Some more new Pokemon! The rock type dog is pretty cute, but I really like the normal type koala! I hope he is one of the first wild Pokemon you run into! ..... If these arnt fake that is.... https://twitter.com/1098vgc/status/741449201603751936
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    I wonder why people say hot as balls. Why do people say hungry as balls?! I didn't know testicles could become hungry!
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    OH MAN!! I need to blow off some steam on a website I know my friend won't see this on, so yeah here goes! I'm SO PISSED OFF because my friend told me before we moved out of the house we were staying in that she would run any items I left o accident to me. WELL, she didn't even TELL ME WHAT I LEFT! I had to ask her "Hey did I leave my work shoes there?" To which she said "Yeah! You left a few things here." So I asked what all I left and she never responded to me, BUT SHE HAS ALL THE TIME IN THE WORLD FOR TWITTER!!!!!! She didn't even take my stuff with her besides the stuff she did on accident AND DIDNT EVEN TELL ME SHE HAD!! I HAD A MELT DOWN BECAUSE I LOST SOME PRESENTS I BOUGHT FOR MY BOYFRIEND THAT SHE HAD WITH HER AND AHE DIDNT SAY A WORD ABOUT THEM TILL I ASKED!!! OH AND THOSE WORK SHOES SHE LEFT AT THE STUPID HOUSE MIGJT BE THROWN AWAY BECAUSE SHE DOESNT KNOW WHAT THE PLANS ARE FOR THE HOUSE BEING CLEANED OUT BUT YOU KNOW JUST LEAVE MY STUFF THERE!!!!!!!!! She told me all why she had after I asked and said I really need to know. Of course you know her excuse is being dead tired from 3 AM shifts BUT YOU KNOW WHATEVER TWITTER DOESNT MAKE HER TIRED I GUESS!! I played it off though as oh it's fine I'm not gonna freak out, BUT NOW IM SERIOUSLY HOLDING BACK FROM ASKING HER WHY SHE LEFT THEM THERE IN THE FIRST PLACE AND DIDNT TELL ME TILL I ASKED IF SHE DIDNT KNOW WHEN IT WAS GONNA GET CLEANED OUT AND DIDNT EVEN SAY ANYTHING TO THE GUY CLEANING IT OUT!! It really fucking hurts my feelings cause she obviously doesn't respect my things enough to even tell me. I know if I message her she will FLIP OUT BUT YOU KNOW WHY FUCK IT BECAUSE WOW THAT IS SO RUDE!!
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    Normally it doesn't take me this long to see when Frederic posts a new PV, but I just found this one yesterday and ahhhhh man I keep listening to it~
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    Oh no yeah I've for sure heard worse too! I am still looking forward to it despite what I say and even saying "WAS" lol I just don't like most of the voices. There were a few that were not bad at all really! My main issues with it are the adult voices they gave characters that are not even adults and the really annoying voice they gave the male protag. I'm just really picky when it comes to voice acting.
  18. Lord help me if these kids do not stop being annoying.... I'm never having kids lol

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    I WAS looking forward to World of Final Fantasy... But these English voices... They just don't all match the characters lol I absolutely HATE the male protag's voice.... https://www.facebook.com/squareportalsite/videos/992744440823170/
  20. ArtFart

    Everything is a kink.
  21. ArtFart

    Last year I was diagnosed with bipolar depression and potentially BPD based on how much anxiety and paranoia I have. I have anger issues which I avoided talking to my therapist about because I was scared of getting in trouble. I also have a nervous tic which keeps getting more and more visible. It used to be just tensing up every now and again, then making a clicking noise which made it hard to breathe, and now I have to roll my eyes while doing it too.
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